Here are some short, optimistic, and humorous quotes:
1. "You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
2. "Life is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
3. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." (Eleanor Roosevelt)
4. "I'm not saying I'm optimistic, but I'm definitely looking on the bright side... or at least not totally on the dark side."
5. "You're doing better than you think. Trust me, you're crushing it!"
6. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." (Charles R. Swindoll)
7. "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, throw the lemonade in a blender and add a splash of vodka."
8. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." (Teddy Roosevelt)
9. "When life gets tough, remember: you're tougher!"
10. "Happiness is not something ready-made. It's a result, no an effort." (Jiddu Krishnamurti)
11. "Good things are happening. You just have to look for them."
12. "You can't control everything that happens to you, but you can control how you respond."
13. "Life is like riding a bike. You start out wobbly, but then you get the hang of it and before long, you're gliding!"
14. "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm working on it... one day at a time."
15. "When in doubt, just add glitter."
Here are some optimistic and funny quotes that can brighten up your day at work:
1. "Today's goals: eat pizza, crush tasks, repeat."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right (at least in my own mind)."
3. "Coffee fuels my productivity...and also my sarcasm."
4. "Procrastination is just a fancy word for 'I'm planning ahead.'"
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
6. "My to-do list is like a never-ending game of Jenga: I'm just trying not to knock it all down."
7. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you meetings, make coffee."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
9. "Today's forecast: 100% chance of awesomeness (and maybe a little rain)."
10. "My job is like being an actor: except instead of lines, I have spreadsheets, and instead of applause, I get budget meetings."
11. "I'm not stressed, I'm just highly motivated to avoid doing actual work."
12. "When you're having a bad day at work, just remember: someone has it worse (probably the guy in accounting)."
13. "My morning routine: wake up, hit snooze 10 times, then stumble into the office and hope no one notices my hair looks like I stuck my finger in a socket."
14. "Procrastination is not a four-letter word...it's an acronym for 'Productive Ruminations Often Culminate In Success' (or something like that)."
15. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my way of doing things is clearly the best way."
Remember to keep your workplace humor light-hearted and respectful, and always be mindful of your colleagues' boundaries and sense of humor!
I'd be delighted to share some optimistic and humorous quotes about life with you! Here are a few:
1. "Life is like a piano. What you get depends on how you play it." - Unknown
2. "The best way to predict your future is to invent it. And then, let's be real, there's still a 50% chance you'll mess it up."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference. (Also, coffee helps.)"
4. "Life is short, but snacks are forever."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then promptly spill it all over your shirt because you're clumsy like that."
6. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing, right?"
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications."
8. "Life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what kind of weirdness you'll find inside, but it's always interesting!"
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
10. "When life gets tough, the tough get laughing gas and have their wisdom teeth removed."
11. "Life is like a puzzle – sometimes the pieces fit together perfectly, and other times you just throw it all away and play Jenga instead."
12. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person, I'm an 'whenever-the-coffee-kicks-in' person."
13. "You can't control what happens in life, but you can control how many cat memes you post about it on social media."
14. "Life is like a game of Mario Kart – sometimes you're in first place, and other times you're stuck in the sand pit for 10 minutes wondering what's going on."
15. "I'm not stressed, I'm just highly caffeinated and convinced that the apocalypse is imminent."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you that life is full of humor and imperfections!
Here are some short, optimistic quotes to brighten your day:
1. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
2. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
3. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
4. "Happiness is not something ready made. It's created moment by moment." - Dogen
5. "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
6. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
7. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar
8. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
9. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
10. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela
11. "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think." - Christopher Robin
12. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk..." - Mark Zuckerberg
I hope these short optimistic quotes inspire and motivate you to take on the day with confidence!
I'd love to share some short, funny, and positive quotes with you! Here are a few:
1. "Today is a new day. A fresh start. And I'm not going to let yesterday's snacks dictate my mood."
2. "Life is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's kinda the same thing."
5. "Happiness is contagious. Pass it on!"
6. "Life is short, but snacks are forever."
7. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then add a splash of rum."
8. "You're doing great! You survived this morning and that's all anyone can ask for."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
10. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is pizza."
11. "The best way to get started on your journey is to take the first step - or order food in."
12. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for Netflix."
13. "When in doubt, add glitter. And also coffee."
14. "Remember, you're not a morning person. You're a 'whenever-the-coffee-kicks-in' person."
15. "Life is like a video game - sometimes you level up, and sometimes you just restart and pretend it didn't happen."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and a spring to your step!
I've got a bunch of those! Here are some very short, very funny quotes:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Crazy people are my spirit animals."
3. "Procrastination is my superpower."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
5. "My therapist says I have a 'high-functioning' anxiety disorder... in other words, I'm crazy."
6. "Today's goals: eat pizza, watch Netflix, pretend to be an adult."
7. "Warning: I may contain nuts and/or sarcasm."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
9. "My life motto: 'Don't worry about it; it's probably fine.'"
10. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
Hope these make you giggle!
I've got some doozies! Here are some funny and crazy quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a puzzle, except you're not sure what the picture's supposed to be, and sometimes the pieces don't even fit."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
3. "Adulting is hard, but at least we have coffee to make us forget... for a little while."
4. "Life is like riding a bike, except when you're old and your knees hurt."
5. "I don't know what my purpose in life is, but I'm pretty sure it's not to do laundry."
6. "My life is a mess, but at least my Netflix queue is organized."
7. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, complain about the acidity of your drink choices."
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like your phone, but without the occasional burst of productivity."
9. "Life is like a game of Jenga: one wrong move and everything comes crashing down."
10. "I don't have a good excuse for why I'm late, so I'm just going to blame it on the universe."
11. "The only thing I know about life is that it's really hard to adult without coffee."
12. "Life is like trying to eat a whole pizza by yourself: it starts out delicious, but quickly turns into a regretful mess."
13. "I don't understand how people can be morning people. Don't they know that sleep is the best?"
14. "Life is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while being attacked by mosquitoes: it's a challenge, but someone has to do it."
15. "When life gives you rainbows, make glitter. Then, complain about the mess."
I hope these quotes bring a smile (or at least a chuckle) to your face!
I'd love to provide you with some very short, funny quotes about life! Here are a few:
1. Life is like a puzzle. Most of the pieces don't fit, and the ones that do are just trying to make a mess.
2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my phone, but without the notifications.
3. Adulting is hard. That's why I have a pet rock. He doesn't give me attitude or ask for money.
4. Life is short, but snacks are forever.
5. My life motto: "I'll sleep when I'm dead... or at least until my alarm goes off."
6. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference.
7. Marriage is like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid foundation, and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down.
8. My superpower is the ability to make excuses for my lack of productivity. It's not a real power, but it feels good.
9. Life hack: when in doubt, just pretend you're a chicken. Flap your arms, cluck loudly, and hope no one notices how ridiculous you look.
10. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I hope these quotes give you a chuckle!