funny senior quotes
"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."
unique senior quotes
As I close this chapter, I realize the real adventure begins with an open mind and a full heart.
High school taught me that the best paths are the ones we forge ourselves, not the ones we're given.
I've traded late-night study sessions for endless possibilities—here's to the unknown.
In a world of straight lines, I've learned to draw my own circles.
Growth isn't always comfortable, but it's always worth it—thanks, senior year.
From daydreams in class to real dreams coming true, I've come a long way.
Life's greatest lessons weren't in the lectures, but in the laughter and missteps along the way.
Stepping into the future with the wisdom of the past and the excitement of tomorrow.
I've built memories that time can't erase and a spirit that nothing can break.
Not every end is a goodbye; some are just beautiful new hellos.
short funny yearbook quotes
I survived high school and all I got was this lousy quote.
Procrastination is my superpower.
High school: where math made me cry and friends made me laugh.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
Future plans: world domination or Netflix, whichever comes first.
I put the "elusive" in exclusive friendships.
Thanks for the memories, even the ones I can't remember.
Not all who wander are lost; some are just skipping class.
savage yearbook quotes
"I spent four years here and all I got was this lousy diploma."
"High school: Where I learned that friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."
"Thanks for the memories—most of which involve avoiding you."
"I survived the drama, the trauma, and the algebra. What's next?"
"Four years of pretending to care. Now, onto pretending to be an adult."
"Shoutout to my teachers for the participation trophies in life."
"I came, I saw, I judged—now I'm out."
"Remember when we thought this was the peak? Lol, no."
"Friends forever? More like until graduation."
"Here's to the nights we won't remember with the people we'll never forget—wait, who are you again?"
senior quotes for girls
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"She believed she could, so she did."
"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
"Life is tough, my darling, but so are you."
"You are the author of your own story."
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me."
"Every end is a new beginning."
"She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans."
"Chase your dreams, but always know the road that will lead you home."
funny senior quotes from movies
"I'm the king of the world!" – Titanic
"You can't handle the truth!" – A Few Good Men
"It's not a tumor!" – Kindergarten Cop
"I'm just one step away from being rich." – The Wolf of Wall Street (paraphrased for humor)
"May the Force be with you." – Star Wars
"Dude, where's my car?" – Dude, Where's My Car?
"Why so serious?" – The Dark Knight
"I'll be back." – The Terminator
"Here's Johnny!" – The Shining
"You had me at hello." – Jerry Maguire
meaningful yearbook quotes
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." - Vivian Greene
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
funny senior quotes for guys
"I spent four years in high school and all I got was this lousy diploma and a lifetime of bad decisions."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode—perfect for adulting."
"High school: Where I mastered the art of pretending to pay attention in class."
"They said to follow my dreams, so I took a nap."
"Survived four years of drama without becoming a reality TV star—close call."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. #SeniorLife"
"Procrastination level: Expert. I'll start my adult life... tomorrow."
"Turning my can'ts into cans, and my beer cans into recycling."
"High school taught me that the only thing I'm good at is winging it."
"Finally graduating—time to trade homework for hangovers."