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Cats are like potato chips; you can't have just one.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
short quotes about cats love
Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. - Ernest Hemingway
I love cats because I enjoy my home. - Jean Cocteau
Cats leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Meow means I love you. - Unknown
The love of a cat is a special gift. - Unknown
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Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. – Ernest Hemingway
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything. – Hank Ketcham
I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats. – Eckhart Tolle
short inspirational cat quotes
Be like a cat: graceful, independent, and always curious.
In every cat's leap, find your own courage.
Cats remind us that it's okay to have nine lives of adventure.
Embrace the mystery, just as a cat does.
With the poise of a cat, face the unknown.
Let your inner cat guide you to new heights.
In the eyes of a cat, see the spark of inspiration.
cute cat quotes
A kitten is the delight of a household.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
Cats are like music; they are the poetry that walks.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution, but that's half the fun.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
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Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one.
I'm not a cat lady, I'm a cat connoisseur.
Why do cats always look like they know something you don't?
Cats: because people suck.
My cat's only talent is looking adorable after causing chaos.
famous cat quotes
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." – Sigmund Freud
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." – James Herriot
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." – Terry Pratchett
"A cat has absolute emotional honesty." – Ernest Hemingway
"Cats choose us; we don't own them." – Kristin Cast
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." – Ellen Perry Berkeley
"The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself." – William S. Burroughs
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." – Joseph Wood Krutch
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." – Anonymous