st patrick quotes funny
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door... except for that leprechaun who stole my wallet."
"St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I wish he'd come to my house and do something about these dust bunnies."
"I'm not Irish, but every St. Patrick's Day, I wear green anyway. It's my way of saying, 'Hug me, I'm pretending!'"
"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because real rocks are too heavy!"
"May the luck of the Irish be with you. And if not, there's always beer."
"St. Patrick's Day: The one day where it's socially acceptable to pinch people and drink like a leprechaun."
"I drink to forget my problems, but then I have to drink again because I forgot where I put my beer. Sláinte!"
"An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth."
"May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you're going, and the insight to know when you're going too far... like after that third Guinness."
st patrick day quotes blessings
May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face; the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.
Everyone has a little bit of the devil in them, but St. Patrick chased the snakes away, so we celebrate with green on this day.
May the luck of the Irish be with you, and may good fortune follow you wherever you go.
St. Patrick was a gentleman who through strategy and stealth drove all the snakes from Ireland. Here's to honoring the saint who brought faith and joy to the Emerald Isle.
May God bless you with warmth in your home, food on your table, and love in your heart on St. Patrick's Day.
For each petal on the shamrock, this brings a wish your way: good health, good luck, and happiness for today and every day.
st patrick quotes short
Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me.
I am Patrick, a sinner, most unlearned.
The Lord is greater than all.
Before I was humbled I was like a stone.
Daily I expect to be murdered, betrayed, or enslaved.
st patricks day quotes for kids
May the luck of the Irish be with you!
Top of the morning to you!
Shamrocks bring good luck all year round!
Follow the rainbow to find a pot of gold!
Everyone is a little bit Irish on St. Patrick's Day!
Wear green and join the fun!
Chase rainbows and dream big!
catchy st patricks day phrases
Kiss me, I'm Irish!
Luck of the Irish.
Top o' the morning to you!
May the road rise up to meet you.
Get your green on for St. Paddy's.
Shamrocks and good times ahead.
Dance like a leprechaun.
Erin go bragh!
May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
Pinch me if I'm not wearing green.
Sláinte to St. Patrick's Day!
The pot of gold is waiting.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.
Leprechauns and laughter all around.
Green beer and cheer, my dear.
st patrick quotes catholic
St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, is known for quotes from his writings like the Confession and the Lorica. Here are some authentic Catholic-themed quotes attributed to him:
"Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me, Christ on my right, Christ on my left, Christ when I lie down, Christ when I sit down, Christ when I arise."
"I arise today through the strength of Christ’s birth with His baptism, through the strength of His crucifixion with His burial, through the strength of His resurrection with His ascension."
"Daily I expect either death, or fraud, or deportation, or slavery, or whatever it may be; but I fear none of these, because of the promises of Heaven."
"The Lord has given to me, in abundance, the burning desire to give back to him, as he desires, something of that which he has given to me."
"I am Patrick, a sinner, most unlearned, the least of all the faithful, and utterly despised by many."
st patricks day quotes for work
May the road rise up to meet you in your professional endeavors this St. Patrick's Day.
Luck is a dividend of sweat; the more you sweat, the luckier you get—especially at work.
On St. Patrick's Day, let's work hard and make our own pot of gold.
May your troubles be less and your workplace blessings be more.
Everyone's Irish on this day, so bring that spirit of teamwork and positivity to the office.
Wishing you the luck of the Irish as you chase your career goals.
May your workday be as green and fortunate as a four-leaf clover.
Work with the heart of an Irish warrior and success will follow.
st patrick day friendship quotes
A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
Friends are the shamrocks in the garden of life.
May the luck of the Irish forever bless your friendships.
On St. Patrick's Day, raise a glass to the friends who make every moment magical.
True friendship is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still joins you for a St. Patrick's Day toast.
May your bonds of friendship be as enduring as the Emerald Isle.
Cherish the friends who bring luck and laughter into your world, especially on St. Patrick's Day.