I've got some great ones for you! Here are some short and sassy women quotes that'll make you nod your head in agreement:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Don't get it twisted, honey, I'm a force to be reckoned with."
3. "My attitude is not a problem, it's a solution to people being stupid."
4. "I'm not bossy, I'm just confident in my abilities... and yours too, if you let me help."
5. "If you can't handle the sass, then get out of my way."
6. "Don't mess with me unless you're prepared for a full-blown debate."
7. "My strong personality is not an option, it's a requirement for surviving this crazy world."
8. "I'm not mean, I'm just passionate about being right... and also about having the last word."
9. "You can't handle the truth? Then get out of my presence before I lose my patience."
10. "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."
11. "My sass is not a threat, it's a promise to those who underestimate me."
12. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... again."
13. "Don't get comfortable around me unless you're prepared for a surprise attack of wit and sarcasm."
14. "My confidence is not arrogance, it's just a healthy dose of self-respect."
15. "If you can't keep up with my sass, then step aside and let the grown-ups handle it."
I hope these quotes give you a good laugh and a sense of solidarity with all the strong, sassy women out there!
I love it! Here are some inspiring and sassy women quotes that'll make you feel empowered:
1. "The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Unoriginated ideas have no value." - Bella Abzug
2. "Sisters, don't ever let anyone dull your sparkle. Stay fierce, stay fabulous, and never back down from a good time!" - Unknown
3. "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." - Maya Angelou (modified to add some sass)
4. "You think I'm crazy? I'm not crazy! I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours!" - Unknown
5. "The most alluring thing a woman can have is confidence." - Beyoncé
6. "Don't ask if your dreams are ridiculous. Ask if they're ridiculous enough." - Unknown
7. "I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship." - Louisa May Alcott (with a sassy twist)
8. "When you can't make the world better, make yourself better. And then, when you're good enough, go out and try to make the world a little bit worse." - Unknown
9. "I don't have time for a relationship if I'm not worthy of love from myself." - Unknown
10. "The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in." - Morrie Schwartz (with a sassy flair)
11. "Do you want to know the secret? There isn't one. You just have to be willing to do the work and take the leap!" - Unknown
12. "Don't waste your time on anyone who doesn't believe in your worth." - Unknown
These quotes are meant to inspire, motivate, and maybe even give you a little bit of sass. Remember, confidence, self-worth, and a healthy dose of humor can get you far in life!
I've got a collection of funny and sassy quotes from women that'll make you laugh, nod your head in agreement, or maybe even feel empowered!
Here are some:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "Women: because the secret to happiness is never finding a man who can tolerate your crap." - Unknown
3. "I don't have 'lady' parts. I have human parts that happen to be in a lady-shaped package." - Samantha Irby
4. "What's the best way to get over someone? Get under someone better." - Unknown
5. "Sassy women are not mean-spirited, they're just passionately expressing their frustration with the fact that nobody is taking them seriously." - Nicole Byer
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone. But without the notifications." - Unknown
7. "You can't have a good time without having a little bit of drama." - Unknown
8. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then take that lemonade and throw it in someone's face because they deserved it." - Unknown
9. "A woman is like a tea bag – you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt
10. "If I want to be sad, I can just look at my phone. If I want to laugh, I can watch cat videos all day." - Unknown
11. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an evening person. I'm an 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person." - Unknown
12. "Don't get me wrong, I love men. But women are my favorite." - Ellen DeGeneres
Feel free to share your own favorite funny and sassy quotes from women!
I've got some sassy and cute quotes from confident, strong-willed women for you:
1. "I'm not bossy, I just have a lot of ideas." - Unknown
2. "Slaying the game, one outfit at a time." - Unknown
3. "Be yourself, unless you can be Beyoncé. Then be Beyoncé." - Unknown
4. "Confidence is key, but also having a good hair day helps." - Unknown
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
6. "Sassy doesn't mean rude, it means confident and unapologetic." - Unknown
7. "Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. And also after a good nap." - Tina Fey
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for more Netflix binges." - Unknown
9. "My power comes from being me, and if you don't like it, that's your problem." - Unknown
10. "Don't apologize for who you are, unless you're a Kardashian. Then please, do apologize." - Unknown
11. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person... I'm an 'after-noon coffee' person." - Unknown
12. "Sassy doesn't mean mean-spirited; it means fierce, confident, and unapologetic." - Unknown
13. "Don't follow the crowd, unless the crowd is going to a Beyoncé concert. Then go." - Unknown
14. "My superpower is being able to eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting." - Unknown
15. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Unknown
These quotes are meant to be empowering and light-hearted, celebrating the beauty of confident women who aren't afraid to be themselves!
Sassy quotes are a great way to add some humor and attitude to your conversations! Here are some sassy quotes that you might enjoy:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of my kitchen."
3. "Don't get it twisted, honey, I'm not nice."
4. "If you're going to be a slob, at least have the decency to do it in your own home."
5. "I don't have time for drama, I've got better things to do... like my hair."
6. "You can't handle the truth because the truth is that I'm awesome."
7. "If you're not first, you're last."
8. "Don't make me come over there and get it myself."
9. "I don't care what you think, I'm a sassy pants."
10. "If you're going to try to impress me, at least try harder than that."
11. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for more important things like eating pizza and watching TV."
12. "You can't fix stupid, but I can still love you anyway (but don't think that means I won't make fun of you)."
13. "Don't get it twisted, honey, I may be sassy, but I'm also right."
14. "If you're not living on the edge, then you're taking up too much space."
15. "Don't make me have to remind you who's boss around here... because if I do, you'll find out quickly that it's me."
Remember, sass is all about confidence and having fun with your words!