大哥沒文化，大哥不愛說話，但是大哥愛你，有事給大哥打電話，大事幫不了，小事不想幫，但有事給大哥打電話。
The eldest brother is uneducated, and the eldest brother is not talkative, but the elder brother loves you, he can call his eldest brother if he has something to do, but he can't help with the big one, and he doesn't want to help with the small one, but he calls him if he has something to do.
睡前一定要吃宵夜，這樣才不會做餓夢。
Be sure to eat supper before going to bed, so that you will not have hungry dreams.
今天教大家如何讓女生瘋掉,只需兩步足矣,第一步,給她拍照,第二步,不讓她看照片。親測有效。正能量。
Today, I will teach you how to make a girl go crazy. It only takes two steps. The first step is to take a photo of her, and the second step is to prevent her from seeing the photo. Pro-test is effective. positive energy.
我們都是祖國的花朵,只是有人長成了玫瑰，有人長成了百合,而我長成了一顆多肉。
We are all flowers of the motherland, but some people grow into roses, some others grow into lilies, and I grow into a succulent.
我上號看見你和別人的曖昧記錄，你說你會改，結果你把密碼改了。
I saw the ambiguous record of you and others on the number, and you said you would change it, but you changed the password.
給男孩子們一個建議，以後買車千萬別買布加迪威龍，我剛剛開著開著就被鬧鈴吵醒了。
A suggestion to the boys, don’t buy a Bugatti Veyron when buying a car in the future. I was awakened by the alarm when I was driving.
明明暖羊羊比懶羊羊胖一圈，但是灰太狼都說懶羊羊是整個草原最肥的羊，連動畫片都比你善待女孩子 。
Obviously, the warm sheep is a circle fatter than the lazy sheep, but Big Big Wolf says that the lazy sheep is the fattest sheep in the whole grassland, and even cartoons treat girls better than you.
我真的很奇怪，一樣都是上網衝浪，怎麼你們能網戀，而我只能發沙雕段子？
I’m really surprised. It’s all about surfing the Internet. How can you guys have online dating, and I can only post jokes?
你總說想要甜甜的戀愛，可是你早上要睡覺，下午要追劇，晚上追綜藝，凌晨看小說，拿什麼談戀愛啊？等廣告的90秒嗎？
You always say you want sweet love, but you have to sleep in the morning, chase drama in the afternoon, chase variety shows in the evening, read novels in the early morning, what do you want to fall in love with? Wait 90 seconds for the ad?
吃什麼補什麼，夏天吃布丁，蚊子就不叮 。
What to eat to make up, eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will not bite.
什麼是美女，自己說的不算，別人叫的才算，我們互道一聲美女，大家不就都是美女了嗎。是吧美女！
What is a beautiful woman? I don’t count what I say, but what others call me. We said to each other a beautiful woman, wouldn’t everyone be beautiful? Is that beauty!
給大家科普幾個一般人不知道的冷知識：
1、一般來說，喜歡在朋友圈發自拍的女生，都有手機。
2、愛抖腿的男生，都是有腿的。
3、如果一個人經常和你講別人的秘密，那麼他一定長嘴巴了。
Let me give you some cold knowledge that ordinary people don't know:
1. Generally speaking, girls who like to post selfies in Moments have mobile phones.
2. Boys who love to shake their legs have legs.
3. If a person often tells you other people's secrets, then he must have a long mouth.
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