大家都說你越害怕什麼東西，你就越要去面對它，所以我最近又去重溫了一下堪稱我童年陰影的電視劇《不要和陌生人說話》，看完以後，我發現確實有用，小時候的陰影沒了，現在它你變成了我成年的陰影了！
They say that the more you're afraid of something, the more you have to deal with it. So I recently went back to the TV series Don't Talk to Strangers, which was my childhood shadow. After watching it, I found it really worked.
你知道嗎？如果你現在不夠努力的話，那麼以後別人用來壁咚的牆，這都是你搬的磚砌成的，看到這裡，你心痛了嗎？那還睡什麼睡？趕快起來搬磚吧！
You know what? If you do not work hard enough now, then other people used to wall dong wall, this is you move the brick, see here, you heartache? So why sleep? Get up and move the bricks!
請問一下，有附近的人想要談戀愛嗎？不要問我為什麼是附近的，因為我不接受異地戀，如果比較遠，超出範圍的話，我的共享電單車就要斷電了。
Excuse me, is there anyone around here who wants to fall in love? Don't ask me why I'm nearby, because I don't accept long distance relationships, and if it's too far away or out of bounds, my shared bike will be cut off.
大家都說熬夜對身體的傷害真的很大很大，所以呢？每次熬夜的時候，我都會記得給自己熬點排骨湯，好好的進補一下，彌補熬夜帶來的傷害。
Everyone says that staying up late is really, really bad for your body, so what? Every time I stay up late, I will remember to boil some spareribs soup for myself and make up for the damage caused by staying up late.
這道題你會就是會，不會就是不會，你跟我說約會是什麼意思？（注孤生系列）
What do you mean when you tell me about a date? (Doomed to a lonely life series)
你們知道每天早上上班的路上有多堵嗎？今天也不例外，眼看著上班時間就要遲到了，但是前面的那輛車開得特別的慢，於是我就氣得不停地按喇叭，結果我就被公交車司機趕了下來……
Do you know how much traffic is on the way to work every morning? Today is no exception, it is going to be late for work, but the car in front of me was very slow, so I was angry and kept blowing the horn, I was the bus driver kicked me off……
假如你很討厭我的話，討厭到那種你很想用錢來僱人打我的那種程度的話，那麼我只想跟你說，我這個人其實挺狠的，只要你給到我心裡的價位，我連我自己都打。
If you hate me so much, so much that you would like to pay someone to beat me, then I just want to tell you that I am a very tough person, as long as you give me the price in my heart, I even play myself.
今天加班感覺頭很痛，整個人都很不舒服，於是中午便向領導請了假，回家休息，也不知道為什麼，出了公司以後突然感覺整個人都神清氣爽了，於是我就繞到了另一條小吃街上開開心心的大吃大喝了起來。
Today, I felt a lot of pain for working overtime and the whole person felt uncomfortable, so I asked the leader for leave at noon and went home for a rest. I don't know why, but suddenly I felt refreshed after leaving the company, so I went around to another snack street to eat and drink happily.
最近聽說，假如你不開心的話，你就要多吃一點花生，於是我就去超市買了很多很多的花生，果然越吃越開心了，如果非要說一下這其中的道理的話，我想那應該就是好事會花生（發生）吧！因為有了這個心理暗示，所以才會變得開心呀！
Recently heard, if you are not happy, you will eat a little more peanuts, so I went to the supermarket to buy a lot of peanuts, as expected, the more eat the more happy, if you have to say the truth of this, I think it should be a good thing to peanuts (happen)! Because had this psychological hint, so just can become happy ah!
讓人看了很意難平的句子，句句心酸，滿滿的傷感
讓人一看就覺得很溫暖的文案，句句觸及心靈，治癒人心