本篇推送包含中英雙語。
This is a foreigner-friendly article.
Hey！我們是U3PErs
Hey！we are U3PErs
期中季已至
The midterm has arrived
在死命趕DDL的路上
while you are struggling with your deadlines
也請不要忘記欣賞：
please do not forget to enjoy
The confusing behaviors
of 2021uipers
y：那個x真是醜哭我了
That X is a real eyesore which makes me cry
應教授的人生哲學
Mr.Ying’s philosophy of life
題不會做就再做一題
If you cannot solve a problem, then try another one
英國留學生也逃不過英語考試
Even foreign students cannot escape English test
FET面前人人平等
All students are equal before FET
最後，讓我們一起體會數學之美
In the end, let's appreciate the beauty of mathematics together
喜歡跳繩的陽陽
Yang yang who loves rope jumping
更多熱點新聞，請詢問當事人
For more hot news, please ask himself
大同洗衣房
laundry room which only exists in world of universal harmony and Fudan dormitory
然而，也有同學表示
While, some students said不填平安復旦的平安復旦宿舍
a dormitory whose members always forget to fill in Hello Fudan
今天你平安復旦了嗎？
HAVE YOU FILLED IN HELLO FUDAN TODAY?
復旦表白爸爸牆
Fudan profess-love-to-your-dad wall
爸爸才是你最應該表白的男生
The best man to profess is your dad
不是不想上早八，是剛被鬧鐘鬧醒就又失去知覺了…
It is not that I do not want to attend the class, just because I lost consciousness as soon as I was woken up by the alarm clock…
2013寢早八現狀
situation in dormitory 2013 when class as early as eight is coming
進入保衛處的新方法
The new method to enter the security department
這到底是怎麼發現的？！
How exactly is this discovered?!
全能飛盤不能盛放食物
almighty frisbee fails to hold foods
飛盤：人都有缺點
frisbee: we all have shortcomings
討論迷惑行為的迷惑行為
confusing behaviors took place while we were discussing confusing behaviors
把討論迷惑行為的迷惑行為歸類為迷惑行為是不是也算一種迷惑行為？
Is sorting out 「discussing confusing behavior as a kind of confusing behavior」 a confusing behavior?
宿舍內雨天模擬騎行
realistic simulation of riding bicycles on rainy days in dormitory
都是上海的雨逼的
Its all be fault of Shanghai’s climate
近期，我旦人員已成功潛入交大教務系統
Recently, we have successfully hacked into educational administration system of SJTU
復旦牛逼
Fudan, freaking awesome
據了解，此次潛入的收穫有：
It is known that what we have gained from this sneaking are:
交大微經課期中考試卷答案、交大習概課滿分論文、交大數學分析課歷年作業及解析等
midterm answers for microeconomics, full-marked papers for political study, each year’s homework and answers for mathematical analysis class…
將在整理後由我旦教務部統一發布在公眾號上
Will all be posted on Fudan’s official account after being compiled
供同學參考借鑑
For students to consult and learn from them
以進一步了解我兄弟學校的各方面情況
in order to get more information of our sister school
培養與兄弟學校的真摯友誼和誠摯感情
and cultivate sincere friendships with SJTU
真有此事？
Is this really true?
Our school might have been entered by spies from SHUFE
More confusing behaviors are coming soon~
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