【口語素材庫】Do you know who you are?

Finish the questions below, do not jump or skip any questions, keep your points recorded while finishing the questionnaire. If your answer is A, your get ONE point, however, if your answer is B, you will get TWO points instead, and following branches fall into the same rule as explained.

（選A得1分，B得2分，以此類推，不要跳題哦！完成測試後統計自己的得分，And see who the hell you are 😄）

1）Who wears the pants in your family?

Definitely me

Someone else definitely does…

Seriously? I don’t really care

I like to think I do, but deep down I know I’m wrong

「你家誰穿褲子？」，神馬鬼！相比各位已經想抽小編了吧，在這裡，「wear the pants」並不是穿褲子的意思，而是「當家做主」，不懂了吧？

2) You think 「be in the moment and do not worry」…

is a recipe of evasion for disaster

is a solution in moderation

completely depends on how I look that day

D.is the only way to live my life

「be in the moment」 ——活在當下，這是面對苦難的「evasion-逃避」，還是一種「moderation-折衷的求索」呢？亦或是「什麼都行，就看姐那天美不美」？這是一個問題。

3) If you were granted one of these wishes. Which one would you make?

I wish for a million dollars, tax free!

I wish to be a genius!

I wish to always be super hot!

I wish to have a party that never ends!

4) How would you describe your maturity level?

I’m an adult trapped in a kid’s body

I act like my age

It really depends on my mood

I’m a kid trapped in an adult’s body, being old sucks

「Maturity level」——你有多成熟？，你是「巨顏童心」呢？還是「童顏巨心」？

5) Which thing is most terrifying?

Chaos in life!

Someone just called me stupid?! Sh*t!

Imperfection on my beauty when people are still around

All work and no fun…

6) Which seems to be a class you would enjoy?

Personal finance

Debate

Make-up and cosmetics

Treasure hunting

7) What’s your tragic flaw?

I’m overly cautious with everything

I always have to be right

I always want to be the center of attention

I act without thinking

你的「tragic flaw-致命弱點」是啥？是「overly cautious-事無巨細事事過于謹慎」還是「難以做到三思而後行」？

8) You have been invited to perform at a community talent show. Which one are you most likely to do?

Perform? I』d like to organize those who perform…

Perform the skill of reciting Pi （3.1415926……）

Play an instrument

Perform some magic tricks

9) Sunny days are meant for…

A family outing

Something planned ahead like to see a new movie or an art exhibition in a gallery

Shopping

Party…or parties

10) Do you think how stubborn(固執) you are?

Mules have got nothing on me! （誰說我固執了？站出來！我保證不打死你！）

I’m not stubborn as long as you have a REAL point（我不固執啊，只要你「真的」能說服我）

I’m not so good at taking direct criticism, but I’m open to new ideas

Eh…I try to take it easy（都是小事情，大家隨意隨意就好）

11) What is your attitude toward working hard?

Never quit!

I’m the best at what I do

That’s life, but I’m only willing to work hard for the things I really care about

Laziness is underrated

工作應該怎麼樣？是要當「工作狂」還是要覺得「『laziness』應該要被大家一起採用，大家懶懶更健康！」

12) Speaking of work, which of these jobs would suit you best?

Management, I have to be the boss （我要賺錢任性！）

Something in academia （我要當學霸！人美也要多讀書！）

Fashion model! I just need to be fabulous （只要美就行！）

Salesman, I’m good with people （我要當商人，淘寶剁手再長！買買買！賣賣賣！）

別急，好好算算自己的分，激動人心的時刻到了！

If your points range from 12~21, Claire is your type.

你是萬能膠的角色。如果你不在，整個世界都會崩潰，而如果世界真的崩潰了，也只有你去將它一片片拼湊回來。你的角色很拼很重要，但一不小心你就「拼過頭了」。所幸的是，你的身邊時刻有著這樣一群「逗逼-fun-loving spirits」逗你樂，而你也一直當著「媽媽」的角色，照顧著大家。

If your points range from 22~30, don’t question it, you are Alex.

你生來就是用來證偽那句話「所見即所得」的。雖然一些人覺得你就是個書呆子大學霸，事實卻是你就是學霸，而且是「more than book smarts-高於書本的學霸」。你精明、毒舌，富有創造力，已然進化到「理性得不在意別人的看法」的地步。

If your points range from 31~39, 「I’m just Haley」.

你總是有自己一套方法來「化險為夷」。也許是因為你善於利用別人難以察覺的優點來掩蓋缺點，也許是因為你有著過於常人的高情商並懂得如何發揮這一優勢為我所用。不論是那種情況，你一直在追求一種美麗優雅的生活，無憂無慮。

If your points range from 40~48, Phil is you, you are Phil for sure.

在別人眼中你總是一個特立獨行，酷到不行的存在。當你照鏡子時，仿佛當紅時尚偶像也在鏡中看你。你對於任何事情都有自己獨特的一套樂天派解決方案，而當你身邊的人陷入麻煩時，正是這無節制的熱情讓你變成了那黑暗隧道盡頭的一抹亮光。

12*1=12~12*4=48

48-12=36/4=9

3*1=3~3*4=12

A: 12~21

B:22~30

C:31~39

D:40~48

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