1、人之初，性本善，不想上班的的我，到底應該怎麼辦？
At the beginning of my life, I have a good nature and don't want to go to work. What should I do?
2、每個月總那麼20天不想上班，還有十天多少要意思一下。
I don't want to go to work for 20 days a month. I still have ten days to show.
3、上班可能會遲到，但下班一定很準時。
You may be late for work, but you must be on time.
4、抱怨歸抱怨，工作還是要幹的，錢也是要拿的。
After complaining, we still have to do the work and take the money.
5、今天天氣不錯，適合踏春，適合旅遊，就是不適合上班。
Today's weather is good, suitable for spring outing, suitable for tourism, but not suitable for work.
6、生活就是每天想著仗劍天涯，但卻過著朝九晚五。
Life is thinking about the end of the world, but living from nine to five.
7、每天早晨，鬧鐘一響，我抓著鬧鐘往我腦門敲，終於把我敲醒了，我也有理由請假了。（純屬娛樂）
Every morning, as soon as the alarm clock rings, I grab the alarm clock and knock at my forehead. Finally, I wake up, and I have a reason to ask for leave
8、天天打工天天愁，天天加班像個猴。
Working every day, worrying every day, working overtime every day is like a monkey.
9、一想到現在加的班，就是以前上學時逃的課，我就想到我以前逃了好多課。
As soon as I think of the class I'm adding now, I think that I've missed a lot of classes before.
10、我好像生病了，只要一上班就無精打採，一下班就神採飛揚。
I seem to be ill, as long as I go to work, I feel listless and elated after work.
11、跟老闆提了上班以外的生活，於是我的生活裡多了加班。
I told my boss about my life outside work, so I had to work overtime.
12、單身並不可怕，可怕的是晚上加班完還要一個人走夜路回家。
It's not terrible to be single. What's terrible is that you have to go home alone after working overtime at night.
13、上班路上吹著西北風，不上班就等著喝生活的西北風。
The northwest wind blows on the way to work. If you don't go to work, you will wait for the northwest wind of life.
14、只要給足加班費，天天加班無所謂。
As long as you pay enough overtime, it doesn't matter if you work overtime every day.
15、上班是會呼吸的痛，讓我從頭痛到腳。
Work is the pain of breathing, let me pain from head to foot.
16、我們就好好上班，按時發工資，別談什麼理想，我的理想是不上班也能領工資。
Let's go to work well and pay wages on time. Don't talk about ideals. My ideal is that I can get wages without going to work.
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