1.昨天今天明天，都是不想上班的一天。
Yesterday and tomorrow are all days when I don't want to go to work.
2.人之初，性本善，不想上班怎麼辦。
At the beginning of a person, he has a good nature. What should he do if he doesn't want to go to work.
3.本仙女如果知道人間得上班，我寧願不下凡。
I would rather not go down to earth if I knew I had to work.
4.一個星期，有七天不想上班。
Seven days a week, I don't want to go to work.
5.長這麼大以來，做過最準時的事，就是下班。
For a long time, the most punctual thing I've ever done is to get off work
6.現在的加班是以前逃課欠下的債。
Now the overtime is the debt of skipping classes.
7.鬧鐘的鈴聲一直都是，起床上班了，起床上班了，難道是我幻聽了？
The alarm clock rings all the time. When I get up and go to work, when I get up and go to work, am I hallucinating?
8.上班是會呼吸的痛，他存在於我身上的每一個角落。
Work is the pain of breathing, he exists in every corner of me.
9.如果不是為了發工資和發獎金那天，我才懶得上班。
If it wasn't for the day of salary and bonus, I didn't bother to go to work.
10.假期快結束了，一想起上班就腦瓜疼。
The holiday is coming to an end. I feel headache when I think of going to work.
11.不想上班的時候，就看看自己的消費記錄。
When you don't want to go to work, just look at your consumption records.
12.如果你不想上班就到凌晨的街上去走走。
If you don't want to go to work, take a walk in the early morning.
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