1.又到了起床靠毅力，洗澡靠勇氣的季節了。
It's time to get up and take a bath with courage.
2.入冬之後，世界成了倆個部分，被窩裡和被窩外。
After winter, the world becomes two parts, inside and outside the quilt.
3.冬天起床是我遇到的前所未有的挑戰。
Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me
4.現在為了起床，我的鬧鈴音樂只能換忐忑了。
Now in order to get up, my alarm music can only be changed uneasily.
5.真的是洗澡靠毅力，洗衣靠耐力，起床靠爆發力。
It really depends on perseverance in bathing, endurance in laundry and explosive force in getting up.
6.我現在唯一陷進去出不來的就是被窩。
The only thing I'm stuck in right now is the bed.
7.時間，你能等我起床了再流逝嗎？
Can you wait for time to pass?
8.起床失敗，正在重啟……
Failed to get up, restarting……
9.周末的早上，床上總躺著不想起床先生和不想起床小姐。
On the morning of the weekend, I always lie in bed and don't want to get up, Mr. and miss don't want to get up.
10.我就是我，一顆每天都會賴床的煙火。
I am who I am, a firework that sleeps in bed every day.
11.每天賴床不是因為冷，是還沒想好今天穿什麼。
It's not because it's cold. It's because I haven't decided what to wear today.
12，天氣這麼好，怎能不賴床。
How can you stay in bed in such a fine weather
13.賴床，只是為了在夢中多看你一眼而已
I just want to see you more in my dream
14.通常來講，賴床的時間和上班路上的速度成正比，賴床的時間越長，上班路上的速度就越快。
Generally speaking, the time spent in bed is directly proportional to the speed on the way to work. The longer the time spent in bed, the faster the speed on the way to work.
15.我的上眼皮和下眼皮戀愛了所以我睡懶覺不是因為賴床而是為了讓他們粘在一起的時間能更長一點…
My upper eyelids and lower eyelids are in love, so I don't lie in because I'm in bed, but I want them to stick together longer
16.賴床並不是因為我懶，因為我在床上思考人生。
It's not because I'm lazy, because I'm thinking about life in bed.
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