輕鬆一刻 | 英漢笑話-Hen's Legs

2021-01-07 她讀SheReads

最近發現周圍的很多人都有學習英語的需求。作為英語愛好者最喜歡看到這樣的現象啦!在學習英語的道路上,多了一些同路人,就不會覺得枯燥和孤單了呢!

但是課堂裡的教學方式未免太...死板?枯燥?無聊?... you name it.

我苦思冥想,怎麼樣才能讓大家輕鬆地提高日常英語呢?忽然,靈光一現。

給你們講段子不就成啦!(為了讓你們愛上英語,我這個紅娘容易嗎我)

就這麼定了啊,以後每周一、三、五給你們講個段子,英漢對照的,一定要看哦。

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Hen's Legs

Son: "Why are hen's legs so short?"

Dad: "You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?"

hen: 母雞(娃被你們吃,蛋也被你們吃,我好恨hen啊~~)

piece: 碎片 (break/tear/cut/drop sth. into pieces 將(某物)打/撕/剪/摔 成碎片)

lay: 雞生蛋用英文說是 lay an egg下蛋是累lay的

if the hen's legs were too long: if 引導的對現在(why are hen's legs so short)虛擬語句,時態要用過去式,所以是 if the hen's legs were too long

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母雞的腿

兒子:「為啥母雞的腿這麼短哩?」

爸爸:「傻小子,母雞的腿要是太長,它們下的蛋不就要摔碎了嗎?」

小編按:那些腿長的母雞,蛋都碎了,於是沒孩子,於是腿長的基因沒有傳下來,於是現在的母雞們腿都短。嗯,一定是這樣!

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