1.求求你們不要給我群發了 手機一響我就以為是我的愛情來了
Please don't send me a group of mobile phones, I think it's my love
2.上帝為你關上一扇窗的同時，還會放出一條狗
When God closes a window for you, he will release a dog
3.請不要對我發誓，我怕你被劈死。
Please don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be chopped to death.
4.我想對自己正眼相看，結果成了鬥雞眼
I wanted to look at myself in the eye, and it turned out to be a cockfight
5.創業只要你堅持，總有一天，會虧完的。
As long as you insist on starting a business, you will lose out one day.
6.假如生活欺騙了你，不要悲傷，不要心急，反正明天也一樣
If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't worry, anyway, tomorrow is the same
7.談戀愛就像開車，爆胎後新司機只會打電話哭，老司機換上備胎就繼續上路。
Falling in love is like driving. After a flat tire, the new driver will only call and cry. The old driver will put on the spare tire and continue on the road.
8.生活不止眼前的苟且 還有讀不懂的詩和到不了的遠方
Life is not only in front of you, but also in the poem you can't read and the distance you can't reach
9.我列表有137人 如果他們每個人給我五塊 那他們是不是有病
I have 137 people on my list. If they give me five dollars each, are they sick
10.你並不是一無所有，你還有病啊
You don't have nothing. You're still sick