每次想大開吃戒的時候，就這樣安慰自己:美醜由命，胖瘦在天，天要我胖，聽天由命!
Every time I want to start eating bans, I just comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are resigned to life, fat and thin are in the sky, God wants me to be fat, and it is resigned to fate!
我這麼可愛你都意識不到，我想你可能是豬吧！
You don't even realize that I'm so cute, I think you might be a pig!
藝術家生活規律，每天晚上必須11點之前睡覺，少吃冷的和辣的。
The artist has a regular life. He must go to bed before 11 o'clock every night and eat less cold and spicy food.
其實我不太懂喜歡，可我想走近你。
Actually I don't know how to like it, but I want to approach you.
我有一個問題，如果一個女孩最近胖了，但是她很可愛很善良，那她今天晚上能吃火鍋嗎？
I have a question. If a girl has gained weight recently, but she is very cute and kind, can she eat hot pot tonight?
我家也沒什麼值錢的了，唯一能拿得出手的也就是我了。
There is nothing valuable in my family anymore, and the only one who can tell is me.
勸你們別惹我，我有小熊魔法棒。
I advise you not to mess with me, I have a little bear magic wand.
別看我平時對你總是漠不關心的樣子，其實，我背地裡說了你好多壞話。
Don't look at the way I am always indifferent to you, in fact, I secretly said many bad things about you.
肚子餓了就打電話給我，我順便吸一口面給你聽。
Call me when you're hungry, and I will take a mouthful of my face to listen to you.
我本來是個敲可愛的女孩子、後來用力過猛把可愛敲沒了，我就變成了沙雕。
I was a girl who knocked on the cuteness, but after I knocked the cuteness out too hard, I became a sand sculpture.
有人告訴我，這世上再也沒有比愛情更複雜的東西了，我一本數學書甩他臉上。
Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world, and I slapped him with a math book.
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