It's genuinely quite stressful. This is hilarious. I've got an Oscar.
壓力還真是大呢！這簡直太歡樂了！我居然拿了奧斯卡（偷笑）！
I have to thank lots of people and if I forget anybody I'll find you later and give you a massive snog. And I am really sorry if I might have forgot now.
我得感謝好多人，我要是忘記了提到哪位，一會兒下臺我去找你，一定要給你一個大大的吻。如果我忘記感謝誰的話，我先說一聲抱歉。
Yorgos, my best director and the best film. And with Emily and Rachel, the two loveliest women in the world to fall in love with, and to go to work with every day. I mean, you can imagine, it wasnst a hardship.
感謝Yorgos，你是最棒的導演，帶來了最好的電影。感謝一起合作的Emily和Rachel，你們是世界上最可愛的女人。每天和你們工作真是太幸福了。我是說，你可以想像，我簡直是樂在其中。
To be in this category, with these extraordinary women and Glenn Close – you've been my idol for so long and this is not how I wanted it to be. And I think you are amazing and I love you very much.
能和這些偉大的女性一起相提並論，真的很開心。Glenn Close（被提名的女星之一）, 你一直都是我的偶像。我真沒想過要把這個獎從你手裡搶過來。我覺得你太棒了，真的太愛你了。
I love you all.
我愛你們所有人。
Thank you, Lindy King my agent who took me on over 20 years ago - thank you so much.
謝謝我的經紀人，Lindy King， 20年前就開始帶我——忒感謝你了！
And Olive and Hildy and Brynna, who made me do things I said no to, but she was right.
還要感謝Olive、Hildy、Brynna，她總是讓我做一些我不想做的事情，不過事實證明她是對的。
And my mum and my dad. Well , you know. And my kids who are at home and watching—look. Well, if you'are not , then, well, kind of well done. But I sort of hope you are. This is not going to happen again.
還要謝謝我的爸爸媽媽。你懂的……還有我的孩子們，他們此時此刻應該正在家裡看頒獎典禮。呃……如果你們沒在看的話，算你們厲害。不過我還是挺希望你們在看的。這樣的場景機不可失，失不再來喲。
Any little girl who's practising their speech on the telly—you never know!
還有對著電視機練習獲獎感言的小女孩們——你們永遠不知道未來會怎樣！加油喲！
When I used to work as a cleaner, and I loved that job. I did spend quite a lot of my time imaging this…
我以前是一名清潔工，我很喜歡那份工作。那個時候，我就常常幻想今天這個時刻……
Oh please wrap up, right Okay.
啥，趕緊結束，那好吧。
And my husband Ed, my best friend, I love you so much. 25 years you've been my best supporter.
我要謝謝我的丈夫Ed，你是我最好的朋友，我真的很愛你，謝謝你，25年來一直支持我。
He is gonna cry. I am not.
你們看，他要哭鼻子了。我可不會哭！
Thank you so much Fox, everybody, the cast, the crew, Frances, Sam, thank you.
謝謝你們，福克斯的所有人，臺前幕後的工作人員，Frances、Sam, 謝謝。
Argh, thank you so much.
啊，真的太謝謝你們了！
Oh, Lady Gaga.
噢還有，Lady Gaga。
And Mellissa, thank you.
還有你，Mellissa，真的謝謝！