一、從出生到現在，我已經排隊排了二十幾年了，我想問下月老，這個戀愛什麼時候輪到我談。
I have been waiting in line for more than 20 years since I was born. I would like to know when it will be my turn to talk about this relationship.
二、今天想鬥膽請教一下各位，如果我想要泡一個男孩子，要有多少溫度的水來泡更合適呢？
Today I would like to dare to ask you, if I want to bubble a boy, how much temperature of the water to bubble more appropriate?
三、最近手把手在線教你們怎樣追女孩子，包教包會，如果實在學不會的話，那我就把自己賠給你，做你女朋友。
Recently hand online teach you how to chase the girl, package teaching package will, if really learn not, then I will compensate for yourself to you, do your girlfriend.
四、八月依然還是這麼熱，所以你哪天有空，我們一起把暗戀變成熱戀怎麼樣？
It's still so hot in April and August, so when are you free, how about we turn the secret love into love together?
五、請問你什麼時候有空？我們可以一起談個戀愛嗎？如果沒空也沒關係，那我就繼續暗戀你就好了。
When will you be free? Can we fall in love together? If you don't have time, it doesn't matter, Then I will continue to crush on you.
六、大家好，我最近在創業，請問可不可以讓你們身邊的男生來找我一下，支持一下我剛剛起步的愛情事業。
Everybody is good, I am in recently start a business, excuse me can let the boy around you come to seek me once, support my love career that just starts
七、最近我的手總是抽筋，今天去看了醫生，醫生告訴我說，這是因為總是玩手機導致的，治療的方法就是要找一個男孩子來牽一牽我的手。請問哪個好心人能來幫我一下。
Recently my hand is always cramps, today went to see a doctor, the doctor told me that this is because always playing mobile phone caused, the treatment is to find a boy to hold my hand. May I ask some kind person to help me?
八、只有傻瓜才想談戀愛，可是我好想做一個傻瓜呀！嘻嘻！
Only fools want to fall in love, but I want to be a fool! Hee hee!
九、那個叫戀愛的人也不知道有沒有出生，我想跟你談一下。
That call love of person also don't know to have been born, I want to talk with you.
十、如果給我一個機會談戀愛，那我保證我肯定比草莓冰激凌還甜！
If give me a chance to fall in love, then I promise I must than strawberry ice cream also sweet!
十一、大家好，請問身邊有沒有什麼合適的人介紹，就是可以讓我享受第二杯半價的那種。
Hello everyone, is there any suitable person around me to introduce, that is, can let me enjoy the second cup of half price.
十二、請問誰想做我的皮筋持有者？我有皮筋千千萬，只要你願意，我都可以給你。
Who would like to be my rubber band holder? I have thousands of rubber bands, as long as you want, I can give you.
十三、請問，我這個小哭包要到什麼時候才能找到那個願意給我擦乾眼淚的人呀！
Excuse me, I this small cry bag to when can find the person who is willing to give me dry tears!
十四、我超甜超可愛，所以你想不想在這乏味無趣的生活裡，加一點兒甜和可愛。
I super sweet super lovely, so you want to in this boring boring life, add a little sweet and lovely.
十五、想要遇見一個人，從春夏到秋冬，就這樣一起可愛一起慢慢變老。
Want to meet a person, from spring and summer to autumn and winter, so lovely together slowly grow old.
十六、我有很多零食很多糖果，如果你喜歡我，我就考慮分你一半。
I have a lot of snacks a lot of candy, if you like me, I will consider half of you.
十七、也不知道那個願意幫我擰瓶蓋的人去哪裡了，是不是迷路了，過得好不好，怎麼二十幾年還不來找我？
I do not know where the person who is willing to help me to twist the bottle cap, is lost, have a good life, how more than twenty years still do not come to me?
十八、大家都說談戀愛是一件很麻煩的事情，我想以後我可能就要麻煩你了，多多指教。
Everyone says fall in love is a very troublesome thing, I think Later I may be about to trouble you, much advice.
十九、請問你是可愛嗎？我是可愛的女孩子。
Are you cute, please? I'm a lovely girl.
結語：不管這個世界如何，愛情如何，只希望我們可以一直這樣可愛的去生活，大膽地去追求自己喜歡的人和事，去談想談的戀愛，做喜歡做的事。生活奇奇怪怪又如何？我們可可愛愛就好啦！
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