網絡這個看不到表情聽不到語氣的地方，文字上的禮貌就更顯得重要。
In the Internet, where you can't see the expression or hear the tone, the politeness on the text is even more important.
現在停車太麻煩了，兩邊車留的空間太小了 ，我有點不敢倒車，跟路人求助也沒人幫我。後來一想，我還是抬進去吧，反正共享單車也不沉。
It's too troublesome to park now. The space left by cars on both sides is too small. I'm a little afraid to back up. I ask passers-by for help, but no one can help me. Later, I thought, I'd better carry it in. Anyway, the bike sharing is not heavy.
據說人悲傷的極限是5天，很多煩惱其實都沒什麼大不了，只是你在那個情境下，在那種心情裡，庸人自擾罷了。
所以，無論發生什麼，先善待自己，時間一過，世界自然會好。
It is said that the limit of people's grief is five days. Many troubles are not a big deal. It's just that you are in that situation and in that mood.
So, no matter what happens, treat yourself well. The world will be better after the time goes by.
為了避免「網抑雲」，我把我的歌單全都換成了甜甜的歌。
In order to avoid depression, I changed all my songs into sweet songs.
朋友圈刷多了總有一個想法：為什麼別人都這麼成功，無論家庭和事業都風生水起的，就我一個廢柴，怎麼回事啊？
There is always an idea when there are too many friends: Why are other people so successful? No matter what their family and career are, how can I be a waste wood?
別看有的人表面上看起來知識淵博什麼都能聊兩句，實際上背地裡早就偷偷打開手機瘋狂搜索過了。
Although some people seem knowledgeable on the surface and can talk about anything, they have already secretly opened their mobile phones to search crazily.
能聽懂我的梗=可以做朋友；
能接上我的梗=可以做好朋友；
能接上我的梗還能補充新梗創造新笑點=完美無敵之理想型之閨蜜死黨好基友。
Can understand my stem = can be a friend;
Can connect my stem = can be a good friend;
Can connect my stem, but also add new stem, create a new smile point = perfect invincible ideal type of girlfriends good friends.
雪糕圈這兩年開始，不停地出新款，動輒十幾二十塊，還不如五毛錢一根的小布丁好吃。不知道這個越賣越貴不停加IP和網紅噱頭的風氣怎麼帶起來的（也許是我窮）。
Since the beginning of these two years, the ice cream circle has been constantly producing new styles, which are often more than ten or twenty yuan, which is not as delicious as a small pudding with a fifty cents. I don't know how the more expensive the more expensive it is to keep adding IP and Internet popularity stunts (maybe I'm poor).
不知道從什麼時候開始，日常用來聽歌的網易雲音樂成了深夜哲學家們的「傷痛文學素材庫」。
畢竟人一旦矯情起來，聽什麼歌都像是在說自己。
所以，你今天「網抑雲」了嗎？
I don't know when, Netease cloud music, which is used to listen to songs, has become the "pain literature material library" of late night philosophers.
After all, once people become sentimental, listening to any song is like talking about themselves.
So, are you depressed today?
【圖片來源：李李哈- 】