英語中有好多一語雙關的幽默句子，現在為大家摘錄一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供參考。
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，所以儘量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個或更多。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry.
聰明人都是未婚的。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找藉口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後座上的小孩會生出意外，後座上的意外會生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以，還是再睡一會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每個上午都醒來。
Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡。但為什麼要冒險呢?