請問你長成這樣，是對這個世界有什麼不滿的情緒嗎？
May I ask if you have any displeasure with the world as you look like this?
你看不慣那就不要和我說話了，因為我真的不懂你們的語言，萬一要是讓別人看到了，我和一個奇葩在吵架，那還真的是一個讓人恥笑的事情呢！
If you don't like it, don't talk to me, because I really don't understand your language, in case if others see me and a strange flower in the quarrel, it is really a matter of ridicule!
我勸你沒事的時候多拿鏡子照照你的臉吧，看看你自己的臉皮到底有多厚！
I advise you to take a mirror to look at your face when you are free, and see how thick your own skin is!
我不想跟你吵架，主要是我不想因為你，髒了我的眼睛，浪費了我的口水！
I don't want to quarrel with you, mainly because I don't want you, dirty my eyes, waste my saliva!
沒事的，我也沒有那麼討厭你，反正你活著也就讓人討厭那麼點用處了。
It's all right. I don't hate you that much. Anyway, there's something annoying about being alive.
我勸你一年四季都要出去多曬曬太陽，因為只要你曬得足夠的黑，我想就沒有人再認為你是白痴了！
I advise you to get out in the sun all the year round, because as long as you get a good tan, I don't think anyone will think you're an idiot any more!
你說話這麼不用腦子，是不是這幾天東西吃多了，把它吐出去了呢！
You don't need to think so much when you talk. Is it because you ate too much these days and spit it out?
不要什麼事情都覺得自己委屈吃虧，遇到事情你首先要想想自己到底配不配，然後再去想自己對不對！
Don't what thing all feel oneself aggrieved suffer a loss, encounter a thing you want to think oneself after all deserve not to deserve above all, think oneself again next right!
請問你是收集古董的老闆嗎？見到誰都叫寶貝！你這麼能裝，我想上輩子你可能就是個垃圾袋吧！
Are you the owner of antique collection? See everyone is called baby! You so can pack, I think last life you may be a garbage bag!
不要總覺得自己是個金子到哪裡都會發光，其實你有沒有想過，你可能就是以後玻璃渣子，不管放到哪裡都會反光的那種！
Don't always feel that he is a gold to where will shine, in fact, you have not thought, you may be the future of glass muck, no matter where to reflect the kind of!
你說話這麼難聽，怕是你上完廁所忘記把嘴擦乾淨了吧！
I'm afraid you forgot to wipe your mouth after you went to the bathroom.
你上輩子應該是個廚師吧，我覺得你這個人很會添油加醋，很會火上澆油嘛！
You should have been a cook in your previous life, I think you are very good at adding fuel to the fire!
假如你的綠茶氣質可以用來發電的話，那麼我想全世界的發電廠都可以停工了，因為只要有你一個就可以了！
If your green tea temperament could be used to generate electricity, Then I think power plants all over the world could be shut down, because just one of you would!
天下如此之大，可是終究也大不過你缺的那點腦子！自從見到你以後，我才真正地知道了什麼叫奇葩！
The world is so big, but ultimately also big but you lack that bit of brain! Since I saw you, I really know what is weird!
對於你，我真的實在想不出來，可以用什麼樣人類的語言跟你溝通了！
For you, I really can't think of what kind of human language can be used to communicate with you!
你上輩子應該是個容量很大的鉛筆盒吧，不然你怎麼能夠裝得了那麼的筆呢？
You should have been a big pencil-box in your last life. How else would you have been able to hold such pens?
可以瞬間把人逗笑的搞笑段子，幽默風趣，讓人忘掉所有煩惱
寫給自己的人生感悟句子，句句發人深省，很有道理
十二月份屬於女生的限量版句子，精緻美好，適合做個性籤名