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Canada’s highest court has just ruled that some sex acts between humans and animals are legal.
加拿大最高法院合法化一些獸交行為。
In a quixotic ruling the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of 「bestiality.」 The man reportedly 「smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.」
加拿大最高法院作出了不切實際的判決，法院認為這名強姦並性剝削自己女兒的男子沒有犯下獸交罪。據報導這名男子將花生醬抹在女兒的性器上，然後讓自己的寵物狗去舔乾淨並拍攝了下來。
[copy]The convicted man took his case to the Canadian Supreme Court demanding that the bestiality charge be nullified. In the end the court agreed.
這名被判有罪的男子上訴至加拿大最高法院，要求最高院撤回獸交罪名的定罪。最高院最後竟然同意了。
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As a result of the rape case the court ruled 7 to 1 that humans having sexual contact with animals is OK if there is no 「penetration」 involved in the act.
因這起強姦案，該法院以7：1的結果裁定人類與動物進行性接觸是合法的，前提是性接觸中沒有「侵入性」行為。
In its ruling the court decided that the legislature had not clearly defined the terms in the country’s bestiality laws and the way the statute is written should be read to only outlaw animal penetration whether that penetration is animal to human or vice versa.
在這項裁決中，法院稱立法機關尚未明確定義該國獸交法的具體條例，書面法令應被解讀為僅禁止動物侵入性行為，無論是動物插入人類還是人類插入動物。[/copy]
「Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery penetration was the essence — 『the defining act』 — of the offense」 the court’s ruling states as reported by The Independent.
獨立報報導，法庭的裁決聲明：「雖然獸交常被歸類於諸如雞姦罪或獸奸罪等，但直接插入（該法所定義的行為）是獸交的實質。」
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dachu33 R26; 2 days ago
Well Kanada just completely went off the MORAL CLIFF!
好吧加拿大已徹底道德淪喪！
SKBCAN dachu33 R26; 2 days ago
...hey don't be too hard on Oh ! Canada bestiality is legal is some American states as well.
不要這麼刻薄啦，美國一些州不也規定獸交合法嗎。
snake SKBCAN R26; 2 days ago
not legal just no laws pertaining to it.. big difference
不合法，只是沒有相關的適用性法律……區別很大。
42 degrees south snake R26; 2 days ago
not illegal then i know semantics.
不違法。我知道語義。
Exiter 42 degrees south R26; 2 days ago
Please don't get some goofy politician in some state with nothing to do write a bill making bestiality a crime. Then they'll go on TV and explain their stupid law.
別整這些閒得蛋疼去制定獸交犯罪法令國家的愚蠢政客（的新聞）。他們會上電視，解釋他們那愚蠢的法律。
Reno Rivera Exiter R26; a day ago
Canadian liberals are the most ducked freaks on the planet. It's a shame.
加拿大自由黨是這個星球上最最低級的怪胎。真丟臉。
The good news is that when that huge meteor strikes the vicinity of Washington DC taking half the US eastern Canada will be destroyed as well.
好消息是當那顆巨大的流星撞擊到華盛頓特區附近時，波及美國東部的一半。加拿大也將被摧毀。
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Petnicks Reno Rivera R26; a day ago
Supreme Court judges are not part of the Liberal Government. They are appointed and most were appointed during Harper's Conservative reign of terror.
最高法院的法官不是自由政府的一部分。他們是被任命的，其中大部分是在在哈珀（加拿大上任總理，屬保守黨陣營）的保守派恐怖統治期間被任命的。
Annemarie McDonnell Petnicks R26; a day ago
I couldn't say it better.
樓上說得太對了。
Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright Petnicks R26; a day ago
"CONSERVATIVE " in Canada is someone who has sex with their dog but only once a month!
加拿大的「保守派」指的是那些與他們的狗一個月只啪啪一次的人！
guest Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright R26; a day ago
LOL!
笑屎了！
Media_Bladders guest R26; a day ago
This ruling gives new meaning to the expression "Getting a piece of a--."
這項裁決給這句話賦予了新的含義「得到一塊--」
[copy]guest Media_Bladders R26; a day ago
I will not be eating peanut butter anytime soon..oh my oh my
我以後再也不會吃花生醬了……哦天哪天哪！
jimmyjet84 Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright R26; a day ago
no conservative in canada is someone who has sex with their dog only once a month but has the good manners to lube up first hahaha
加拿大的保守派才不是一個月只跟狗啪啪一次的傢伙呢，而是在啪之前先紳士地做好潤滑。哈哈哈！
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Dana jimmyjet84 R26; 10 hours ago
Hey you andImaybewrongbutimmostlyright should get a room. You are great together.
你和他（Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright）應該去開房，你們是很好的一對。
jimmyjet84 Dana R26; 5 hours ago
Lol is that Dana the infamous pig from Cameron's eton days?
樓上的，你是不是卡梅倫在伊頓公學讀書時和他在一起的那頭豬吖，哈哈[/copy]
Dana Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright R26; 10 hours ago
Well you're wrong this time turd.
呵呵，可恥的你這次錯了
bmatkin Petnicks R26; a day ago
Really who? Which judge? Do you know how Supreme justices are chosen? How many have to be French? You'd better look up how this works before mouthing off.
誰吖？哪個法官？你知道最高院的法官是怎麼選的嗎？其中至少要有幾個法國人你知道嗎？不懂就不要亂說好嗎？
Harper's reign of terror? Like what? Reducing taxes?
Harper's的恐怖統治？比如說減稅？
Petrilia bmatkin R26; a day ago
Harper was a great PM saved Canada from what the US went thru in 2008 but Liberals will be liberals and call on hate and Marxism at every moment. They can't help being stupid.
哈珀是一個很棒的總理，他治理的加拿大沒有經歷2008年美國所經歷的金融風暴，自由主義者終歸是自由主義者，他們每時每刻都訴諸仇恨和馬克思主義。他們真是無可救藥的蠢啊！
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bmatkin Petrilia R26; 18 hours ago
Harper is one of the greatest.
哈珀是最偉大的領導人之一。
JtheM Petrilia R26; 4 hours ago
No banking regulation which Harper wanted repealed saved Canada from the worst of 2008. It didn't hurt that he was handed a 13b dollar surplus by the same Liberal government that kept and strengthened banking regulations.
哈珀想要廢除的銀行監管條例中沒有一個讓加拿大免遭2008年的金融危機。而保留並強化銀行監管的自由派政府給他留下了130億美元的盈餘。
Petnicks bmatkin R26; 6 hours ago
It doesn't take a lot off intelligence to google ... here you go just to make your simple life simpler ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... - now move on ...
谷歌並不需要太多的智慧，在這兒你只需將簡單的生活再簡化……維基百科網址……現在點進去吧……
Petrilia Petnicks R26; a day ago
Disagreejust plain stupid. Prove it.
不同意，這太蠢了，證實下。
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Heilbroner Petnicks R26; 9 hours ago
An equally important question is who paid the C$2 million dollars it would take to get this through 3 levels of courts into the Supreme Court of Canada ? The Taxpayer of course. That is the only way a question of this immense stupidity would be wasting time and money. The voiceless working class once again is tapped to pay for very large brains trapped in very small containers. That is the crime- the sex act and the legal criminals stealing poor people's money.
一個同樣重要的問題是：誰來支付這筆高達兩百萬加元的將要經過三級法院審理最後上訴到加拿大最高法院的案子的訴訟費用呢？當然是納稅人咯。這種浪費時間和金錢的極蠢的事，讓納稅人付錢是唯一解決之道。沉默的工薪階級又一次要被這種極其腦殘的事壓榨。這是犯罪----性交和合法犯罪是在偷窮人的錢。
Nunya Reno Rivera R26; 19 hours ago
Dude I'm a Canadian liberal and even I'm wondering wtf is up with this. Please don't lump us all together.
哥們，我是加拿大自由黨的，連我都在琢磨尼瑪這叫什麼事啊。不要把我們都歸為一類人。
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bmatkin Nunya R26; 18 hours ago
Trudeau always was a dog jumper just like you. I'll lump you with the trash that sits on the court picked by lawyers with a mandatory minimum of Quebec judges.
Wasn't it the Liberals who gave us this great constitution??
Wasn't it Trudeau that started multi-culturalism ran up the debt was buddies with Fidel started the divide East to West?
This little tadpole Trudeau is going to be just like his dad.
He'll be a big spending narcissistic moron from a trust fund family.
I'm happy to lump you eastern losers into the dog jumper column
With any luck we'll be splitting Canada in two. You keep Toronto the sewer of Canada.
特魯多（加拿大現任總理，屬自由黨陣營，其父為皮埃爾特魯多）就是個狗套衫，跟你一樣。我將把你和坐在法庭上的垃圾混在一起，而這些垃圾是由魁北克法官最低級的律師選出來的。
難道不是自由黨給了我們這個偉大的憲法嗎？
難道不是老特魯多發起多元文化主義，和好基友菲德爾提升了債務，將加拿大分裂為東部和西部嗎？
這個小蝌蚪特魯多會像他老爹一樣。
他將成為信託基金家族的花花公子和自戀白痴。
我很高興把你們這些東部的失敗者混進狗套衫的陣營。
運氣好的話，我們將把加拿大分裂為兩部分。你們就留著多倫多這個加拿大的臭水溝吧！
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Nunya bmatkin R26; 9 hours ago
I'm from the west no where near Toronto. And I hope you fall into a giant sinkhole and rot in hell.
我來自西部，離多倫多十萬八千裡。 希望你會掉進超大陷洞慢慢腐爛。
Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright Exiter R26; a day ago
It's NOT a crime? Committing a sexual act upon an animal without the clear consent of THE ANIMAL is not a CRIME?!?!? It's a crime alright! It's criminal that you or anyone else would even question the motives of someone WRITING legislation that makes it clear that it is! "Oh let's just IGNORE it"! "Don't be STUPID and EXPLAIN why sex with an animal is WRONG"! " can't have any JUDGEMENTS here! We just get to judge YOUR judgements"! Hypocrisy! It's only immoral to your kind when other people declare THEIR morality! Circular reasoning at its absolute WORST!
這不是犯罪！？沒經過動物的同意的性行為不叫犯罪？！？！這絕對是犯罪！有人通過立法把這種行為定罪，你或任何人竟然質疑其動機，這行為也是犯罪！「奧，不要去管它」！「別傻了，不要去解釋和動物的性行為是錯誤的」！「這裡沒有任何審判！我們只需審判你的審判「！虛偽呀！到了別人表明他們的道德標準時，就成了不道德了！這簡直是糟糕透頂的循環推理！
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Petrilia Imaybewrongbutimmostlyright R26; a day ago
Crime and a disgusting one at that.
這是犯罪，太噁心了。
DES 42 degrees south R26; a day ago
Still doesn't make it moral in any sense of the word.
在任何意義上還是不道德的。
**NEWS FLASH** PEANUT BUTTER SALES SKYROCKET IN CANADA.
快訊！----加拿大花生醬銷量飆升.
7nationarmy snake R26; 2 days ago
Liberal Canadians new Bestialisty slogan: #LoveIsLove
加拿大自由黨新的獸交族口號：愛就是愛
Amarycan 7nationarmy R26; 2 days ago
New Canadian slogan: Perversion is love..and....the more perversion the better.
新的加拿大標語：變態就是愛.和.愈變態愈快樂
Petrilia Amarycan R26; a day ago
I suppose it will be when our pathetic PMwho got37% of the vote invites more people from the mideast in. Otherwisemost Canadians are just nice people who work hard and want the best for everyone. But this Supreme Court ruling makes the averageCanadian furious after all we have little kids to raise decently just like you do.
我認為，我們那贏得37%選票的討厭的總理邀請更多中東人入境後，這種情況就會成為現實。否則，大多數加拿大人都挺好的，他們努力工作，對人友善。但最高法院的這一判決讓普通老百姓怒火中燒，畢竟我們都有年幼兒女，希望能象你一樣體面地撫養他們。
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Pleiades R Amarycan R26; 19 hours ago
I'll never look at those bumper stickers " I "love" my pit bull" the same way again....
我再也無法直視那些保險槓貼紙：我「愛」我的比特犬……
Exiter 7nationarmy R26; 2 days ago
#dogssexlivesmatter
狗交實況
Veritas_Anquiro 7nationarmy R26; 2 days ago
Or
#ScrewTilYouMoo
或
艹到你叫床（譯者：捂臉，好羞恥）
Janice Farley 7nationarmy R26; 2 days ago
Or God is Love so Love your animals comes from God. Isn't marriage next? We can't discriminate against animals. They need love too.
上帝是愛，所以愛動物是上帝的旨意。下一步是不是該結婚了？我們不能歧視動物。它們也需要愛。
DES Janice Farley R26; a day ago
Maybe they allow Common Law marriages instead.
Hard for their beavers to say "I do" when they are covered in peanut butter.
或許他們會允許普通法婚姻來取代（獸交法）。
當他們的【嗶-】上塗滿花生醬，還讓他們的海狸說「我願意」簡直強狸所難！
rangerider DES R26; a day ago
Some years ag some guy in Norway---or on of those crazy countries married his pig after the court said ok:-0 I would think this will take place here in a few years :-)
幾年前，在挪威（或那些瘋狂的國家）的某個傢伙在法庭同意後娶了他的豬。我想過不了幾年這兒也會發生（同樣的事）。