Here are some funny and short best friend quotes:
1. "Best friends are like superheroes, but instead of capes, they wear awkwardness and sarcasm."
2. "I'm not saying my BFF is the best, but I'd give her 4.5 stars out of 5. The half-star deduction is for being so perfect it's annoying."
3. "My best friend and I are like two peas in a pod... except one pea is always trying to eat me alive."
4. "Best friends: where you can be yourself, unless that self is boring, then you gotta pretend to be excited about their cat pictures."
5. "We may not have matching tattoos or matching haircuts, but we're like two peas in a pod... or rather, two weirdos in a pod."
6. "My best friend and I are proof that even the most unlikely of duos can make it work. Like peanut butter and pickles, we're an odd couple, but somehow it works."
7. "We may not be able to predict each other's mood swings, but we can predict how long it'll take us to order pizza... about 2 seconds."
8. "Best friends are like cookies: they're a little crumbly, a lot messy, and always worth the risk of getting crumbs all over your clothes."
9. "My best friend and I are an unstoppable force, like a herd of rhinos on roller skates... minus the whole 'being able to do actual math' thing."
10. "What's the opposite of 'soulmate'? Because that's what my BFF is – my antithesis, but in a good way (mostly)."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" is a great show with plenty of hilarious and memorable quotes. Here are some funny quotes from the show:
1. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person... I'm an 'I'll sleep in till noon' person." - Rebecca Bunch
2. "You're not a good friend if you don't judge me occasionally. That's what friends are for!" - Darryl Whitefeather
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like your phone!" - Josh Chan
4. "What's the difference between a therapist and a bartender? One of them actually listens." - Greg Serrano
5. "I'm trying to adult, but my inner child keeps texting me 'OMG, let's go get ice cream'." - Rebecca Bunch
6. "You know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' I say, when life gives you lemons, make a mediocre lemon-flavored martini and complain about it on social media." - Darryl Whitefeather
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... there's a difference!" - Josh Chan
8. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band! Get it? Moo-sical?" - Darryl Whitefeather
9. "Sometimes I worry about being too nice. Like, am I just a pushover because I'm afraid of confrontation or is that a personality trait?" - Rebecca Bunch
10. "I don't have 'crazy ex-girlfriend' syndrome... I have 'I'm just trying to survive this emotional rollercoaster while still finding time for karaoke and eating Cheetos' syndrome." - Rebecca Bunch
These quotes are just a few examples of the show's humor, which often pokes fun at relationships, mental health, and modern life.
I've got a treasure trove of short, funny friendship quotes for you!
1. "Friends are the siblings God forgot to give you."
2. "If someone says, 'Let's go outside and have some fun,' just say yes. They'll tell you what to do."
3. "A good friend knows all your best jokes... even if they're not that funny."
4. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kind of the same thing."
5. "Friendship is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
6. "Life is better with friends, unless you're on a diet then just eat alone."
7. "Friends are the only family we choose for ourselves."
8. "You don't have to be funny; you just have to be you... and sometimes that's funny enough."
9. "Friendship is like a game of hide-and-seek, but when you find each other, it's always a win-win."
10. "Laughter is contagious, but friendships are the best medicine."
11. "Friends are the people who help you find your way when you're lost... or just help you get lost again."
12. "Friendship is like a good pair of jeans – comfortable, reliable, and never goes out of style."
I hope these short funny friendship quotes bring a smile to your face!
I've got some hilarious and relatable quotes for you!
Here are some funny "girl best friend" quotes:
1. "My best friend is a female version of me, but without all the good qualities."
2. "We're not just friends, we're an emotional support squad."
3. "She's not my best friend, she's my partner in crime...and also my therapist."
4. "When one of us is having a bad day, the other becomes a human version of Advil."
5. "Our friendship is like a never-ending supply of wine and memes."
6. "We've been through thick and thin, and by 'thick and thin' I mean we've survived Netflix and chilli cook-offs together."
7. "She's not just my best friend, she's my personal shopper, chef, and life coach...and also the one who knows all my secrets."
8. "We're like two peas in a pod, except one pea is way more fun-loving and the other pea is way more responsible (but don't tell her I said that)."
9. "Our friendship is built on a foundation of sarcasm, self-deprecation, and an unspoken understanding that we both love pizza."
10. "I'm not saying she's my best friend, but if I ever got kidnapped by aliens, I'd want her to be the one negotiating for my safe return."
11. "We're like yin and yang, except instead of being opposites, we're just two weirdos who share a love for 80s music and old movies."
12. "Our friendship is all about supporting each other through life's ups and downs...and also making fun of each other's questionable fashion choices."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I've got a treasure trove of memes and funny friendship quotes for you!
Here are some:
**Memes:**
1. When your friend is always late: [Image of a clock with a "BOOM" explosion] "You're not late, you're just fashionably delayed"
2. When your friend tries to convince you to eat healthy: [Image of a salad with a sad face] "But... but it's a SALAD! How can something so healthy look so sad?"
3. When your friend forgets things: [Image of a person scratching head] "I forgot... again... OH WAIT, I REMEMBER NOW!"
4. When your friend tries to give you life advice: [Image of a person holding a megaphone] "You think you're wise? I've got 99 problems and my hair is one"
5. When your friend makes poor decisions: [Image of a person with a silly hat] "I know, I know... but it was just too FUN to resist"
**Funny Friendship Quotes:**
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're not."
2. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When friends give you wine, make memories"
3. "Friendship isn't about being inseparable... it's about being separated and knowing you can be together again"
4. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream... and that's basically the same thing, right?"
5. "A friend is someone who knows your darkest secrets and still loves you"
6. "Friendship is like pizza – even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"
7. "You're my person... my partner in crime... my fellow couch warmer"
8. "True friends don't care what you do as long as you don't do it with them"
Hope these memes and quotes made your day a little brighter!
Here are some funny best friend quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "My best friend is the one who is always there to make me laugh, even when I'm being a hot mess"
2. "You're not my real sister, but you're my real everything else"
3. "I don't know what I'd do without you, but I'll figure it out... eventually"
4. "Besties for life, and also for the apocalypse"
5. "We may not have matching outfits, but our friendship is on fleek"
6. "When we're old and grey, we'll still be making fun of each other's hair"
7. "You're my partner in crime, my accomplice in shenanigans"
8. "I'm not saying you're the best friend ever, but I am saying that... actually, yes, I am saying that"
9. "We may not have it all figured out, but we'll figure it out together (and laugh about how lost we are)"
10. "Our friendship is like a fine wine – it only gets better with age and more memes"
11. "Best friend goals: making poor life choices together since [year]"
12. "I love our inside jokes... even though they're just random words to everyone else"
13. "You're my person, my ride-or-die, my partner in mischief"
14. "Our friendship is like a game of Jenga – we take risks, we laugh, and sometimes we get hurt (but it's always worth it)"
15. "Best friends forever... or at least until one of us runs out of snacks"
16. "We're not just besties, we're also co-conspirators in the art of procrastination"
17. "Our friendship is like a puzzle – sometimes the pieces don't fit, but we make it work and laugh about it afterwards"
18. "You're my human (and sometimes not-so-human) shield from all the craziness life throws our way"
19. "Best friends are like pizza – even when things get weird, they're always worth it"
20. "Our friendship is like a never-ending game of 'Would you rather...'... and I'm always down for that"
Feel free to customize them to fit your tone and style, and don't forget to include some fun emojis to make them pop! 🤩
I've got some short and funny friendship quotes that are perfect for Instagram:
1. "Squad goals: when your friends make you laugh so hard, you snort your coffee out your nose"
2. "Friendship is the best gift because it's the only thing you can't buy or wrap"
3. "My squad is my happy place"
4. "What do you call a group of friends who never grow up? A hangover"
5. "When in doubt, add more cheese (and a friend)"
6. "Friendship is the glue that holds the crazy together"
7. "The best memories are made with the worst people"
8. "Squad goals: when your friends let you be weird and they love it anyway"
9. "Life is better with friends who make you laugh, cry, and eat Cheetos in bed"
10. "When your friends become family, that's when the magic happens"
11. "I'm not saying my friends are a bunch of goofballs, but... actually, yes, I am"
12. "Friendship is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"
13. "My friends are my people; we're a mess together"
14. "The best thing about having friends is that you can make fun of each other without getting in trouble"
15. "When your squad says 'I've got your back,' they mean it (unless it's a Monday)"
16. "Friendship is the answer to every question: 'What are we doing tonight?'"
17. "We're not saying our friends are crazy, but... have you met them?"
18. "The best memories are made with friends who make you feel like a kid again"
19. "I don't always get along with my friends, but I love them anyway (mostly)"
20. "What do you call a group of friends who never leave the couch? A Netflix and chill squad"
Feel free to pick your favorite(s) and share on Instagram!
I've got you covered! Here are some funny friendship memes and short quotes:
**Memes:**
1. [Image of two friends laughing] "Besties for life"
2. [Image of a friend zone sign] "Friend zone: where the only love is platonic... or so we tell ourselves"
3. [Image of a group of friends having fun] "Squad goals: where being crazy and loud is encouraged"
4. [Image of a friend giving a thumbs up] "Good vibes only, folks!"
5. [Image of two friends holding hands] "BFFs: because adulting is hard, but friendship makes it worth it"
**Short Quotes:**
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're a little weird."
2. "Friendship isn't about being inseparable... it's about being separated and nothing changing."
3. "Best friends are the siblings nobody asked for but got anyway"
4. "Friendship is like a pizza, even when it gets cold, it's still pretty good"
5. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy friends and that's kinda the same thing"
**Puns:**
1. "We're not just friends... we're 'buddies' for life!"
2. "I don't know what I'd do without my best friend... probably become a cat lady"
3. "Our friendship is like a pizza party... always a good time, never too cheesy"
4. "Best friends are the 'root' of all happiness"
5. "We're not just BFFs... we're 'bee-lieve' it or not"
Feel free to use these in your social media posts, text messages, or just as a pick-me-up for yourself and your friends!