funny senior quotes
"I finally figured out what I want to do when I grow up: Avoid growing up."
"High school: Where 'I'll do it tomorrow' turned into my senior quote."
"I owe my diploma to coffee and Wikipedia."
"They say the best things in life are free, but that's not true for college tuition."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right – thanks, debate class!"
"Survived four years of high school without adulting. What's next?"
"My backup career is becoming a professional napper."
"Remember when we thought high school was the hardest part? Lol, jokes on us."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Graduating class of [year]: Because we showed up... mostly."
funny celebrity senior quotes
Will Ferrell: "I plan to make lots of money and spend it on beer."
Tina Fey: "Be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman."
Ryan Reynolds: "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
Adam Sandler: "I'm going to be a star, or at least try not to trip on stage."
Kristen Wiig: "High school: where I peaked early and napped through algebra."
Mila Kunis: "Future plans: World domination, or just a nap. TBD."
Ellen DeGeneres: "Dance like nobody's watching, because in high school, they probably weren't."
celebrity quotes
Albert Einstein: "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
Marilyn Monroe: "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Oprah Winfrey: "The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams."
Steve Jobs: "Stay hungry, stay foolish."
Audrey Hepburn: "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!"
savage yearbook quotes
"Survived four years of high school without a felony—call that a win."
"I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social. Sorry not sorry."
"High school: where the drama was free and the lessons were optional."
"Out of my mind. Be back in five... or never."
"Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters—peace out."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate. See you in college... maybe."
"Life's too short to blend in, so I stood out—and burned a few bridges."
"Thanks for the memories, even the ones I'll pretend never happened."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode—fully charged for the future."
"Four years down, and I still don't know what I want to be—except awesome."
funny senior quotes 2024
"I survived high school by pretending to be an adult. Now, what?"
"2024: Procrastinated my way through senior year and still graduated. Take that, deadlines!"
"They say the world is my oyster. But I'm allergic to shellfish, so... plan B?"
"Four years of education and all I got was this lousy diploma and a student loan."
"Remember when we thought 2024 was the future? Well, here we are, and I'm still in pajamas at noon."
"Graduating class of 2024: Masters of memes and minimal effort."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... my fear of public speaking. Mostly."
"Next stop: College, career, or couch? The world is my oyster... wait, no, that's taken."
"2024 vibes: Out of school, into the unknown. At least I have Netflix."
"High school taught me one thing: How to look busy while doing nothing."
unique senior quotes
"Life's a wild ride—glad I buckled up for high school, now onto uncharted roads."
"From awkward first days to confident goodbyes: Here's to the growth we didn't see coming."
"Coffee-fueled cramming and late-night laughs—senior year was the ultimate plot twist."
"Not every lesson was in a textbook; thanks to friends who turned mistakes into memories."
"Dreams don't work unless you do, but hey, I aced the nap schedule."
"High school: Where I learned to fail forward and chase what sets my soul on fire."
"Here's to the friends who became family and the adventures that shaped us."
"Four years of chaos, creativity, and comebacks—ready to write the next chapter."
"Life begins at the end of your comfort zone; glad I stepped out just in time."
"Senior vibes: Turning pages, not just turning heads, as we head into the unknown."
senior quotes from songs
Don't stop believin', hold on to that feelin'.
You can be the greatest, you can be the best.
Baby, you're a firework, come on show 'em what you're worth.
Today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter.
Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out.
This is my fight song, take back my life song.
I'm walking on sunshine.
We are the champions, my friends.
senior quotes for girls
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"She believed she could, so she did."
"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
"Life is tough, my darling, but so are you."
"You are the author of your own story."
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me."
"Every end is a new beginning."
"She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans."
"Chase your dreams, but always know the road that will lead you home."