Here are some crazy, funny, and awesome best friend quotes that are short and sweet:
1. "Best friends are the siblings God forgot."
2. "You're not my sister, but I wish you were...because then we could share a room and all our food."
3. "We may not have matching haircuts or coordinating outfits, but our friendship is on point."
4. "My best friend is the one person who makes me laugh when I need it most."
5. "You're my partner in crime, my accomplice in shenanigans, and my partner in awesomeness."
6. "Best friends are like pizza – even when they're bad, they're still pretty good."
7. "My best friend is the reason why I don't have to wear adulting pants today (or ever)."
8. "You're not just a friend, you're my human equivalent of a stress ball."
9. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you best friends, make memories and laugh often."
10. "My best friend is the only person who knows what I'm thinking when I'm scrolling through memes all day."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the importance of having crazy, funny, and awesome best friends in your life!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is a musical comedy-drama TV series that aired on The CW from 2015 to 2019. It's known for its witty dialogue, catchy songs, and humorous take on relationships, mental health, and societal norms. Here are some funny quotes from the show:
1. "I'm not a morning person... I'm not a night person... I'm an 'I'll-get-to-you-when-I-get-to-you' person." - Rebecca Bunch (Season 1, Episode 1)
2. "White Josh, you're so white, it's like you're trying to be invisible." - Heather Davis (Season 1, Episode 4)
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for eating." - Greg Serrano (Season 2, Episode 10)
4. "You know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' But what if life gives you a bunch of useless lemons? Then you're just stuck with useless lemons." - Rebecca Bunch (Season 2, Episode 15)
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Josh Chan (Season 3, Episode 13)
6. "Who needs human connection when you have Amazon Prime?" - Rebecca Bunch (Season 3, Episode 14)
7. "You know what they say: 'When in doubt, add more cheese.' But what if the cheese is expired? Then you're just adding more regret." - Heather Davis (Season 4, Episode 5)
8. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Rebecca Bunch (Season 4, Episode 10)
These quotes capture some of the show's humor and wit, but keep in mind that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend also tackles serious topics like mental health, trauma, and relationships.
I've got some short and funny friendship quotes for you!
1. "Friends are like pizza, even when they're bad, they're still pretty good."
2. "You can't buy love, but you can buy ice cream, and that's kind of the same thing, right?"
3. "Friendship is a two-way street, unless you're driving a dump truck full of sass, then it's more like a one-way highway"
4. "I'm not saying I'm lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... with my best friend"
5. "We may not have had the most conventional upbringing, but we're both experts in making our own fun (and also experts in eating an entire pizza by ourselves)"
6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you friends who are always there for you, make a lot of inside jokes"
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... with my best friend (it's the same thing)"
8. "Friendship is like having a permanent sleepover, but without the sleep deprivation and awkward morning conversations about last night's Netflix binge"
9. "We're not siblings from another mother; we're more like long-lost twin sisters who both love pizza and making fun of each other's dad jokes"
10. "I'm not saying we're codependent, I'm just saying that when one of us is feeling down, the other becomes an expert in making funny faces to lift their spirits"
Hope these quotes give you a good laugh and remind you of the importance of having amazing friends in your life!
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is a fantastic show with many memorable and relatable quotes. Here are some popular quotes that might be great for an Instagram post:
1. "I'm a mess, but I'm a mess who's trying." - Rebecca Bunch
2. "Don't worry, I won't kill you... today" - Josh Chan
3. "I don't want to be in love with someone who doesn't want to be in love with me." - Rebecca Bunch
4. "It's not that hard to be a good friend when you're not a terrible person." - Greg Serrano
5. "Maybe I'm just a little bit crazy... or maybe I'm just trying to find my way" - Rebecca Bunch
6. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for you" - Josh Chan
7. "You can't control what other people do, but you can control how you react to it" - Valencia Perez
8. "Maybe I should just focus on being the best worst version of myself" - Rebecca Bunch
9. "It's okay to be sad sometimes, it's okay to feel things" - Heather Davis
10. "I'm not a good liar... but I'm working on it" - Greg Serrano
Feel free to pick your favorite quote and add some relevant emojis to make it visually appealing for your Instagram post! 😊
I've got you covered! Here are some crazy, funny, and relatable best friend quotes in English:
1. "You're not my real friends, you're just people I haven't killed yet."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
3. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly. The partner in crime to my shenanigans."
4. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
5. "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I'm not just saying that because you're the only one who still talks to me after last night's karaoke incident."
6. "I don't need a map to find my way back to you, because you're always in my heart...and also on my phone's contacts list."
7. "We may have our differences, but we both agree that pizza is the answer to all of life's questions."
8. "You're not just my best friend, you're my personal hero, my partner in shenanigans, and my favorite person to make fun of behind their back."
9. "I don't care if it's Monday or Tuesday, every day with you is a beautiful mess."
10. "Our friendship is like a fine wine – it only gets better with age, but also becomes more expensive and harder to get rid of."
11. "You're the one person who knows exactly how crazy I am, and still chooses to hang out with me anyway."
12. "We may not be identical twins, but we could definitely pass as sisters...or at least, that's what our mom keeps telling us."
13. "I'm not saying you're my ride or die, but if I had to choose a person to share a pizza with in the apocalypse, it would be you."
14. "You're the best friend anyone could ask for – unless you're asking me to go to the gym with you, then we need to reevaluate this friendship."
15. "Our friendship is like a game of Jenga – sometimes it gets wobbly, but as long as we keep taking turns and laughing, it'll always stay standing."
I hope these quotes make your day (and maybe even inspire some hilarious conversations with your best friend)!
I've got some great ones for you!
**Meme-worthy quotes:**
1. "Friendship is the best currency."
2. "Memes are the new hugs"
3. "Besties are like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still good"
4. "When in doubt, add memes"
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my meme is better"
**Funny friendship quotes:**
1. "A friend is someone who knows the song of your favorite tune and can sing along"
2. "Friendship is like a pizza party – it's always better with more toppings "
3. "My friends are my ride or dies...or in this case, ride or memes"
4. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy memes and that's kinda the same thing"
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving meme energy"
**Sassy and sarcastic quotes:**
1. "Thanks for being my friend...I guess"
2. "You're not my real friend if you haven't seen me at my worst"
3. "Why do friends always say 'we should hang out' when they mean 'you should come over to my place'?"
4. "Friendship is about being there for each other, unless it's during a Netflix show, then I'm on my own"
5. "I don't have 'friends,' I have people who tolerate me"
**Heartwarming quotes:**
1. "A true friend is someone who can see the good in you even when you're stuck in a meme rut"
2. "Friendship is the glue that holds us together, and by glue, I mean memes"
3. "I'm grateful for friends like you who don't think I'm crazy for collecting cat memes"
4. "You are my best friend because we can both agree that memes are better than real life"
5. "Memes are like hugs – they might not be the most conventional form of affection, but they're still a great way to show love and appreciation"
Hope these quotes made you LOL or at least smiled!
A blast from the past! Here are some iconic "Good Times" quotes featuring those lovable, zany friends:
1. **J.J.'s Wisdom**: "When you're young and you don't know it, you act like an old person." - J.J.
2. **Florida's Sass**: "I'm not a morning person... unless the morning is 5 o'clock." - Florida Evans
3. **Willona's Wit**: "If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression."
4. **Thelma's Sassy Comebacks**: "You're so dense, you can't even see your own nose!" (to Michael)
5. **Michael's Naivety**: "I thought that was the way it was supposed to be... like in the movies!"
6. **Penny's Playfulness**: "We're gonna have a party... and nobody's invited except for us!"
7. **J.J.'s Love for Food**: "Food, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."
8. **Willona's Life Advice**: "The most important thing in life is to be honest with yourself and others."
9. **Thelma's Sarcastic Comments**: "Oh, great... just what I needed: another problem to deal with."
10. **Florida's Gratitude**: "Thank you, Lord, for my crazy friends and my crazy life."
These quotes capture the essence of the lovable, yet dysfunctional, Evans family and their zany friends. Good times, indeed!
Here are some funny and relatable memes, friendship quotes, and short sayings:
**Memes:**
1. "When you're trying to have a deep conversation but your friend just wants to watch cat videos"
[Image of two friends sitting on the couch, one looking serious while the other is watching cats online]
2. "Me when I'm trying to adult, but my BFF is still in PJs"
[Image of a person wearing a suit and tie, with a thought bubble showing a friend lounging in pajamas]
3. "When you're stuck at home sick, but your friend is out living their best life "
[Image of a person lying in bed, feeling miserable, while a friend is shown having fun outside]
**Friendship Quotes:**
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked."
2. "Friendship isn't about being inseparable, it's about being separated and nothing changing."
3. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kind of the same thing with friends"
4. "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me."
5. "Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have a headache, then you should probably go see a doctor."
**Short Sayings:**
1. "Squad goals"
2. "BFFL" (Best Friends For Life)
3. "Twinning"
4. "Friendship is the key to a happy life"
5. "You're my person"
I hope these memes, quotes, and sayings bring a smile to your face!