Here are some short and funny friendship quotes:
1. "You're my person, not my therapist."
2. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
3. "Friendship is the missing piece of pie that makes life sweet."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... and you're wrong."
5. "You're stuck with me, like glue... or a bad habit"
6. "Friends: because adulting is hard, but sharing snacks is easy"
7. "We may have started out as friends, but now we're more like co-conspirators in the game of life"
8. "My friend, my partner in crime, my confidant... and occasionally, my enabler"
9. "Laughter is contagious, but so are germs... just saying"
10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like scrolling through social media"
11. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night"
12. "We may not have all the answers, but together, we can figure it out over a glass of wine (or two)"
13. "Friends: because sometimes you need someone to tell you that your cat is actually just being dramatic"
14. "I'm not saying I love you more than pizza... but it's definitely up there"
15. "We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our opposing viewpoints while secretly agreeing with each other"
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the joy and humor that friendship brings!
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is a hilarious show with many memorable and quotable moments. Here are some of the funniest quotes:
1. "I'm not crazy, my love life is just a mess." - Rebecca Bunch
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Josh Chan
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Greg Serrano
4. "When you're a grown woman and you still use the phrase 'I'm fine,' it's code for 'I'm having an existential crisis.'" - Rebecca Bunch
5. "What's with all these people having feelings? Can't we just have some basic human interactions without emotional labor?" - Darryl Whitefeather
6. "I don't know what the rules are, but I think it's possible to be too polite." - Valencia Perez
7. "If you're not a little bit crazy, you're not doing it right." - Rebecca Bunch
8. "You know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' But what if life gives you a bunch of lemons and a broken juicer? What do you do then?" - Josh Chan
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Greg Serrano
10. "It's like we're two puzzle pieces that don't quite fit, but we're trying to make it work because we love each other... or at least, I love you and you tolerate me." - Josh Chan
These quotes capture the show's witty humor, relatable themes, and lovable characters.
I'd love to share some funny friendship memes and quotes with you!
Here are a few:
**Memes:**
1. When your friend is always late:
[Image of a clock striking midnight] "Why did it take you 5 hours to get here? I was starting to think I had to send out a search party"
2. When you're stuck in traffic with your friend:
[Image of two cars stuck in traffic] "We're going to be late for everything, including our own funerals"
3. When your friend is being dramatic:
[Image of a person throwing hands up] "Girl, calm down! It's just a cat video"
4. When you finally agree on something with your friend:
[Image of two people high-fiving] "We're officially besties for the next 5 minutes"
**Quotes:**
1. "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What!' and the other person replies, 'I mean it!'" - Harriet Sarnoff Schiff
2. "You are my people." - Unknown
3. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked." - Unknown
4. "Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together." - Woodrow T. Wilson
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But first, call your best friend and complain about how terrible life is." - Unknown
6. "Friends are like seashells: they're always there, even when they're not." - Unknown
7. "The greatest gift of the human spirit is friendship." - Unknown
Hope these made you LOL and feel all warm inside!
Which one is your favorite?
Here are some funny friendship quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Friendship is the pizza of life - it's always better with cheese" #FriendshipGoals
2. "When you're a good friend, even the most mundane moments become unforgettable memories" #Besties
3. "Some friends stay in your life forever... and then there are those who only show up for pizza parties"
4. "True friends don't care what you had for lunch... unless it's something weird"
5. "The best friends are like the best memes - they never get old" #FriendshipIsEverything
6. "Friendship is not about being inseparable... it's about being separated and nothing changes" #RealTalk
7. "You can't buy friendship, but you can buy pizza... and that's kind of the same thing"
8. "When you find someone who laughs at your dad jokes... you know you've found a true friend"
9. "Friendship is like having a permanent sleepover... minus the sleeping part" #SleepoversForLife
10. "Some friends are worth more than all the coffee in the world... and that's saying something"
11. "You don't have to be weird, I'll just pretend you're normal for now" #FriendshipQuirks
12. "The best friendships are built on a foundation of trust, laughter, and mutual understanding... and a little bit of sarcasm"
13. "When you find someone who makes you laugh so hard you snort... that's a real friendship"
14. "Some friends are like the weather - unpredictable, but always worth watching" #FriendshipAdventures
15. "You can't choose your family... but you can choose your friends, and then pretend they're your cousins"
Feel free to customize them as per your preference and post them on Instagram!
Here are some short, funny, and relatable friendship quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Friendship is the pizza of life... even when it's bad, it's still pretty great"
2. "Squad goals: being able to eat an entire pizza by yourself "
3. "I don't need a map to find my way home because I have my best friend as my GPS"
4. "When bae is your ride or die... and also your couch partner"
5. "We're not just friends, we're co-conspirators in the game of life"
6. "My best friend is like pizza – even when they're a little cheesy, I'll take it "
7. "Slaying life one meme at a time with my squad"
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... and also because my best friend asked me to"
9. "Life hack: having a best friend who can make you laugh even on your worst days"
10. "My friends are the mac to my cheese – we're a matcha made in heaven "
11. "When someone asks how many best friends I have, I say 'all of them' because I'm a little extra like that "
12. "I don't need a filter because my friendship is already #goals"
13. "What's the difference between a good friend and a great friend? One makes you laugh; one makes you laugh while also being a great listener "
14. "My best friend is the reason I wake up in the morning, not just to scroll through social media "
15. "In a world full of strangers, my best friend is my home"
16. "Life's too short for boring friends... and also for eating plain pizza"
17. "I don't need a cape; I have my best friend as my superhero sidekick"
18. "My friends are the reason I'm still smiling even when things get weird "
19. "What's the definition of 'squad'? A group of friends who will eat an entire pizza by themselves and then blame it on someone else"
20. "I'm not saying my best friend is my soulmate, but... actually, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying"
Feel free to pick your favorites or use them as inspiration to create your own funny friendship quotes for Instagram!
Here are some funny and relatable friendship quotes that are short and meme-worthy:
1. "Friends: the ones who help you find your phone in the couch cushions."
2. "My friends are my ride or die, unless we're in a movie, then it's the popcorn."
3. "We're not lazy, we're just on energy-saving mode... like our phones."
4. "When bae says they're tired but really they're just watching cat videos"
5. "Who needs therapy when you have wine and your friends?"
6. "Friendship goals: 1 hour of actual conversation, 3 hours of scrolling through Instagram together."
7. "Why do we always forget to take pictures with our friends until it's too late? #AdultingFail"
8. "When you finally understand that your friend is talking about their feelings and not just the weather"
9. "We're not arguing, we're just explaining why we're right... again."
10. "What's a sleepover without a 3 AM pizza party and a Netflix binge?"
11. "Who needs personal space when you have besties who will hold your hair back during karaoke?"
12. "Why do friends always know how to make us laugh, but never know how to make us eat healthy?"
These quotes are perfect for sharing on social media or adding to memes!
I've got some crazy, funny, and heartwarming best friend quotes for you!
1. "Best friends are like brothers and sisters - except for the whole 'not killing me' thing."
2. "We may not have matching tattoos or a 401K, but we've got each other... and that's all that matters."
3. "When I'm with my best friend, time stands still, except when it doesn't because we're too busy making fun of each other's dad jokes."
4. "I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with my best friend than have to choose between pizza and ice cream for the rest of my life."
5. "Our friendship is like a game of Jenga - occasionally, someone will make a really stupid move, but we'll always find a way to get back on track and build something even better."
6. "If I had to choose between being stuck in a time loop or having to relive the same embarrassing moment with my best friend for eternity... well, I think I'd choose the embarrassment."
7. "We may not be able to see into the future, but we can definitely predict when someone is about to make a really bad life choice and need us to talk them down from it."
8. "Our friendship is like a big ol' bowl of spaghetti - messy, unpredictable, and occasionally covered in marinara sauce... but somehow, it all works out in the end."
9. "When my best friend says 'let's go for a walk,' I know we're actually going to get lost for hours, argue over who ate the last granola bar, or accidentally trespass on someone's property..."
10. "I love when people ask me what my favorite memory is with my best friend and I have to choose between all the times we laughed until our stomachs hurt, cried together during a sad movie, or got into absurdly ridiculous arguments over something ridiculously minor... like who ate the last slice of pizza."
11. "Best friends are like superpowered sidekicks - except instead of having cool powers, they're just really good at making me feel better when I've had a bad day."
12. "Our friendship is like a never-ending game of 'Would You Rather'... where we'd rather eat a whole pizza by ourselves than share it with anyone else."
I hope these quotes make you laugh and appreciate your own crazy, funny, and amazing best friend!
What a great topic! Here are some funny friendship quotes from movies that will make you laugh and appreciate the importance of friendships:
1. "I'll have what she's having." - When Harry Met Sally (1989)
2. "You complete me." - Jerry Maguire (1996)
3. "We may not be perfect, but we're a work in progress." - Elf (2003)
4. "Friendship is the only thing that makes life worthwhile." - The Big Sick (2017)
5. "I'm kind of a big deal." - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2003) [said by Champ Kind, played by David Koechner]
6. "The best thing about being friends with you is that I don't have to be cool anymore." - Superbad (2007)
7. "You're my best friend, and I'm yours. We're like two peas in a pod... or like two old socks." - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
8. "Friendship is the air we breathe." - My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
9. "We may not always see eye-to-eye, but that's what makes us friends." - The Princess Diaries (2001)
10. "Friends are a little like family... only less crazy and more fun." - The Breakfast Club (1985)
11. "I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me." - Happy Gilmore (1996) [said by Chubbs Peterson, played by Carl Weathers]
12. "You're the only one who really knows what it's like to be me." - The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)
13. "Friendship is not about people who act true blue; it's about people who stand by you when you are acting like a jerk." - Elf (2003)
14. "You're my person." - Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
15. "We're not friends, we're family... and that's way more important than being just friends." - The Internship (2013)
These quotes remind us that friendships are essential to our lives, and having someone who understands us, supports us, and makes us laugh is truly special!