Here are some short and funny friendship quotes:
1. "Friends are the siblings God forgot to give you."
2. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy friends and that's kinda the same thing."
3. "I'm not saying my friends are weird, but they're okay with eating cereal for dinner."
4. "Friendship is like a piece of gum - it sticks together no matter what."
5. "My friends are my ride or die, except when we run out of snacks."
6. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're funny even when you're not."
7. "We didn't have to say goodbye because our friendship was already a done deal."
8. "Friendship is the only thing that can make you feel good about being stuck in traffic."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my friend is wrong."
10. "The best way to get rid of me is to steal my phone and delete all our memes."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be humorous and lighthearted!
Crazy Friends is a great show with lots of hilarious moments! Here are some funny quotes from the series:
1. "You're not going to believe this, but I just saw a chicken in a onesie." - Ethan (Season 2, Episode 5)
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Ben (Season 3, Episode 10)
3. "I'm a vegetarian because I love animals. You're a vegetarian because you hate plants." - Rachel (Season 1, Episode 4)
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Shira (Season 2, Episode 8)
5. "If I had a dollar for every time someone said 'what's the deal with'... I'd have at least five dollars." - Ethan (Season 1, Episode 3)
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Ben (Season 2, Episode 12)
7. "You're like a fine wine – you only get better with age... or in your case, more bitter and resentful." - Shira (Season 3, Episode 5)
8. "I'm not a morning person; I'm not a night person. I'm an 'asleep' person." - Rachel (Season 2, Episode 6)
9. "If you're going to be late, at least have the decency to be fashionably late." - Ethan (Season 1, Episode 2)
10. "I'm not saying you're stupid, but... actually, I am saying that you're stupid." – Ben (Season 3, Episode 7)
These quotes showcase the show's witty humor and quirky characters, don't they?
A great combination! Here are some funny friendship memes and quotes:
**Memes:**
1. [Image of two friends laughing] "When you're trying to make a joke, but your friend is just too smart"
2. [Image of two friends with thought bubbles] "When you're thinking about all the good times you had, but your friend is still stuck on what happened 5 minutes ago "
3. [Image of two friends high-fiving] "When you finally agree on something, and it's not even a real decision"
4. [Image of two friends with silly faces] "When you're trying to be cool, but you're just being weird"
5. [Image of two friends laughing together] "When you realize you've been friends for so long, you can finish each other's sentences... and also make fun of each other"
**Quotes:**
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you're a good egg even though you're not." - Unknown
2. "The greatest gift of friendship is to be with one another." - Unknown
3. "I'd rather have a small group of close friends than a large group of acquaintances." - Unknown
4. "Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together." - Woodrow T. Wilson
5. "The best way to get started on any given day is to get up and tell yourself you can do this." - Unknown (a great quote for a morning text to a friend!)
6. "You don't have to be friends with someone to like them." - Unknown
7. "A friend knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten it." - Unknown
8. "Friends are like plants, they need watering and sunshine to grow strong." - Unknown
I hope these memes and quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the importance of nurturing your friendships!
Here are some friendship funny quotes in English:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And that's the difference between a friend and a boyfriend." - Unknown
2. "Why did the friend bring a ladder to the party? Because they wanted to take things to the next level!" - Unknown
3. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. What do you call a friend who never tells jokes? Unamused." - Unknown
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications." - Unknown
5. "Why did the friend bring a magnet to the party? Because they wanted to attract some attention!" - Unknown
6. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band! What do you call friends who always make you laugh? The core of your happiness." - Unknown
7. "Why did the friend bring a pillow to the party? So they could have a soft time!" - Unknown
8. "What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? About 5 seconds. What's the difference between a good friend and a bad one? A lifetime." - Unknown
9. "Why did the friend bring a clock to the party? Because they wanted to wind down!" - Unknown
10. "What do you call a friend who always tells the truth? Honest Abe! What do you call friends who never tell lies? The most trustable people on earth." - Unknown
I hope these quotes make your day and put a smile on your face!
Remember, friendship is all about having fun, being silly, and laughing together.
I've got some crazy funny best friend quotes for you!
1. "Best friends are like condoms - they protect you from getting too hurt."
2. "You're my person, my partner in crime, and my favorite human to share a pizza with."
3. "Best friends are the ones who laugh at your jokes, even when they're not funny."
4. "I'm not saying you're my best friend, but I'd totally marry you... or at least give you half of our Netflix password."
5. "You're so loud, I had to wear earplugs just to be around you... and also because you snore like a chainsaw."
6. "My best friend is the one person who knows all my secrets... and still talks to me after finding out about them."
7. "We may not be identical twins, but we're definitely conjoined at the hip (and also in our love for memes)."
8. "You're the only person I know who can simultaneously make me laugh and roll my eyes so hard they get stuck that way."
9. "Best friends are like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... thanks for being my sounding board (and also my partner in crime)."
11. "You're the reason I don't have to be a functioning member of society anymore; you're my partner in slacking off."
12. "Best friends are like superheroes - we save each other from boring Tuesdays and awkward small talk."
13. "We may not be blood-related, but our bond is stronger than any DNA test could detect."
14. "You're the only person I know who can make me feel better after a bad day... or a good day... or just because it's Tuesday."
15. "Our friendship is like a fine wine - it gets better with age and makes everyone around us miserable."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the crazy, beautiful bond you share with your best friend!
I've got some hilarious and heartwarming quotes about friendships that are perfect for sharing as memes:
1. **"You're my person, my partner in crime, and my favorite human to share a pizza with."**
2. **"Friendship is the only thing that makes the journey worthwhile."** - Unknown
3. **"I don't need a map because you're always guiding me home."**
4. **"We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."** - Unknown
5. **"You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night."**
6. **"A true friend is someone who thinks that you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked."** - Unknown
7. **"In a world full of strangers, you're my favorite weirdo."**
8. **"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."** - Unknown
9. **"You make my life more interesting just by existing."**
10. **"Friendship is not about who you can hurt the most, it's about who won't hurt you back."**
Share these with your friends and remember to always appreciate the laughter, adventures, and good times you share together!
(P.S. If you need any funny memes or quotes on other topics, just let me know!)
Here are some funny quotes to celebrate 10 years of friendship:
1. "We've been friends for so long, I'm starting to think we're married and just haven't filed the papers yet."
2. "After 10 years of knowing me, you should know that my mood swings are more predictable than a Kardashian's Instagram posts."
3. "Our friendship is like a box of chocolates - nutty, sweet, and sometimes makes us cry (but only because we're laughing too hard)."
4. "You're not just a friend to me, you're a partner in crime...and also my accountability partner for eating an entire pizza by ourselves."
5. "We've been friends for so long, I'm starting to think our friendship is older than some of the people we went to high school with."
6. "If I had a dollar for every good time we've had, I'd have at least $500...but if I had a dollar for every bad joke you've made, I'd be broke."
7. "Our friendship is like a pair of jeans - it's been worn in, faded, and has a few holes, but it still fits perfectly."
8. "After 10 years of knowing each other, we've developed a special bond...and by 'special bond,' I mean we can finish each other's sentences...and also make fun of each other's fashion choices."
9. "We're not just friends, we're an institution...an institution that requires frequent coffee breaks and spontaneous dance parties."
10. "Our friendship is like a fine wine - it only gets better with age...or at least, I think that's what they mean when they say 'fine wine' (I've never actually drunk wine before)."
11. "We've been friends for so long, I'm starting to think we're the same person, just with different haircuts and slightly different opinions on the best pizza toppings."
12. "Our friendship is like a game of Jenga - we've built it up over the years, and now we're just trying not to knock it all down (but let's be real, we still do that sometimes)."
13. "After 10 years of knowing each other, I think we can safely say that our friendship is the best thing since sliced bread...or at least, as good as a warm slice of pizza on a Friday night."
14. "Our friendship is like a pair of comfy shoes - it's been worn in, but still feels great when we slip into it (even if one of us has to borrow the other's shoes because they lost theirs)."
15. "We've been friends for so long, I'm starting to think our friendship is older than some of the memes that have come out over the years...and by 'older,' I mean more cringeworthy."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and help you celebrate 10 incredible years of friendship!
Here are some funny friendship quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Friendship is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good" #friendshipgoals
2. "You're my person, and I'm okay with that" #squadgoals
3. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all" #friendshipquote
4. "My friends are my ride or die, unless we're talking about a zombie apocalypse, then they're on their own" #zombiefight
5. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. And honestly, let's just stick to eating pizza and watching Netflix instead" #friendshipadvice
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And by 'right,' I mean our friendship is the best thing that's ever happened to me" #siblingrivalry
7. "We're like two peas in a pod, except one pea is way more fun and the other pea is stuck in traffic" #friendshipgoals
8. "You're my favorite person to hang out with, unless you're my mom, then it's a tie" #momlife
9. "Friendship is not about who you've been, but about who you are becoming together" #friendshipquote
10. "We may not have the same interests, but we both love eating Cheetos and binge-watching TV shows. Priorities, am I right?" #snacktime
11. "My friends are my safe space, where I can be myself without fear of judgment... or at least, they pretend to understand me when I'm having a existential crisis" #friendshipquote
12. "We're not just friends, we're an adventure waiting to happen (or at least, we're planning an adventure for next week)" #adventuretime
13. "I don't need a boyfriend, I have you guys... and also pizza delivery" #singlelife
14. "Our friendship is like a game of Mario Kart – sometimes we crash and burn, but most times we get to the finish line together (and maybe with some power-ups)" #gamelife
15. "You're my partner in crime, unless the crime involves eating all the leftovers, then I'm flying solo" #foodie
Feel free to customize them to fit your own friendship style and Instagram aesthetic!