Here are some famous and iconic quotes from The Office (US):
1. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious." - Ryan Howard
3. "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam." - Pam Beesly
4. "I love inside jokes. I'd like to be included in them sometimes." - Andy Bernard
5. "It is on like Donkey Kong!" - Dwight Schrute
6. "That's not my desk. That's Jim's desk." - Dwight Schrute
7. "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert
8. "Casual Friday?" - Michael Scott
The hilarious world of Dunder Mifflin's Scranton branch! Here are some of the most famous and funniest quotes from The Office (US):
1. **"That's what she said."** - Michael Scott (Steve Carell)
2. **"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious."** - Michael Scott
3. **"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."** - Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer)
4. **"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."** - Jim Halpert (John Krasinski)
5. **"That's not my desk!"** - Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson)
6. **"I'm a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third."** - Michael Scott
7. **"The party's over, everybody out! Unless you're Toby, in which case, just stay there forever."** - Michael Scott
8. **"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."** - Angela Martin (Angela Kinsey)
9. **"You can't handle the truth!"** - Robert California (James Spader)
10. **"Casual Friday? More like Casual Monday... Thursday... Tuesday..."** - Creed Bratton (Creed Bratton)
11. **"I'm not a manager, I'm a leader. There's a difference. Managers are like, 'Do this.' Leaders are like, 'Let's go!'."** - Michael Scott
12. **"That's my stapler!"** - Dwight Schrute
13. **"It is on, like Donkey Kong."** - Jim Halpert
14. **"Schrute Farms: Beets. Not just for eating anymore."** - Dwight Schrute (promoting his family farm)
15. **"I'm a friend to all people... except Toby."** - Michael Scott
These quotes are sure to bring back some hilarious memories of the quirky characters at Dunder Mifflin!
A goldmine of hilarious and relatable quotes about work! Here are some iconic ones from The Office:
1. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious." - Michael Scott (about the importance of routine at work)
2. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott (classic phrase that has no logical connection to the conversation, but is just awkwardly funny)
3. "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam." - Pam Beesly (her iconic phone greeting)
4. "I'm not a manager, I'm a leader. There's a difference." - Michael Scott
5. "That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older, but they stay the same age." - Andy Bernard (about his unrequited crush on Erin Hannon)
6. "It is a black mark against my character that I am a little bit of a brown-noser." - Dwight Schrute
7. "I'm a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third." - Michael Scott
8. "The party's over, everybody out!" - Michael Scott (ending a workday gathering)
9. "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." - Andy Bernard
10. "If you can't take the heat, then get out of my office." - Michael Scott
11. "Work is the best, actually." - Angela Martin
12. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Michael Scott
13. "It's a lot harder to stay in character when you're playing the same character every day." - Jim Halpert (about playing pranks on Dwight)
14. "When in doubt, add more cheese." - Creed Bratton (office advice)
15. "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert
These quotes showcase the quirky humor and relatable moments that make The Office so beloved.
The Dunder Mifflin crew has given us many hilarious and memorable quotes over the years. Here are some of the most iconic Short Office (also known as The Office US) quotes:
1. **"That's what she said."** - Michael Scott
2. **"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious."** - Andy Bernard
3. **"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."** - Pam Beesly (later Halpert)
4. **"Schrute Farms: Beets and Bed Frames since 1910."** - Dwight Schrute
5. **"I'm a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third."** - Michael Scott
6. **"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."** - Jim Halpert
7. **"Casual Friday: Because every day should be a weekend."** - Angela Martin
8. **"That's not my desk, that's Toby's."** - Dwight Schrute
9. **"I'm not a manager, I'm a leader. There's a difference. Leaders lead by example... Managers make excuses and blame others."** - Michael Scott
10. **"It is the job of the receptionist to answer the phone, not to be a friend."** - Angela Martin
11. **"The best way to get revenge is by not playing."** - Andy Bernard
12. **"I love inside jokes. I'd like to be included in them sometimes."** - Dwight Schrute
13. **"You're not supposed to be doing this right now, Jim. You're supposed to be working."** - Michael Scott
14. **"Toby is the human equivalent of a participation trophy."** - Andy Bernard
15. **"I'm the office athlete. I'm like the Shaq of Scranton."** - Dwight Schrute
These are just a few of the many hilarious and memorable quotes from The Office US. Do you have a specific character or quote in mind that you'd like to discuss?
The wisdom of Dunder Mifflin!
Here are some famous Office quotes about life, love, and everything in between:
1. **"That's what she said."** - Michael Scott (Multiple episodes) - A classic phrase that has become synonymous with the show.
2. **"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious."** - Andy Bernard (Episode: "The Dundies") - A relatable quote about being open to a little good luck.
3. **"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."** - Michael Scott (Episode: "Business School") - A nod to Forrest Gump, highlighting the unpredictability of life.
4. **"You can't have too many ex-girlfriends."** - Andy Bernard (Episode: "The Dundies") - A humorous take on the idea that relationships are a part of life.
5. **"I'm not a manager, I'm a leader. There's a difference."** - Michael Scott (Episode: "The Return") - A quote about leadership and responsibility.
6. **"Sometimes you just have to pretend to be okay for a little while."** - Angela Martin (Episode: "Valentine's Day") - A poignant reminder that sometimes we need to put on a brave face.
7. **"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."** - Dwight Schrute (Multiple episodes) - A humorous take on procrastination and self-preservation.
8. **"Love is all you need... until it's not."** - Jim Halpert (Episode: "The Dundies") - A witty remark about the ups and downs of relationships.
9. **"I'm a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third."** - Michael Scott (Episode: "The Return") - A quote highlighting the importance of building personal connections at work.
10. **"That's what life is all about... making memories with your coworkers."** - Dwight Schrute (Episode: "Dinner Party") - A humorous take on the idea that our relationships at work are a significant part of our lives.
These quotes capture the essence of The Office, which often pokes fun at the absurdities and challenges of everyday life.
Dwight Schrute's one-liners are a treasure trove of comedic gold!
Here are some funny short quotes from The Office:
1. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitched' up." - Dwight Schrute
3. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott (said after almost every sentence)
4. "Schrute Farms: Beets, Battlestar Galactica, and Bears. What more could you want?" - Dwight Schrute
5. "I'm a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third." - Michael Scott
6. "Dunder Mifflin, Scranton branch. Where every day is a struggle to stay awake." - Creed Bratton
7. "That's not my desk, that's the bear's desk." - Dwight Schrute
8. "The best thing about working at Dunder Mifflin is... actually, there is no best thing." - Jim Halpert
9. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Michael Scott
10. "When I see the color blue, I think of my mom's eyes. When I see the color green, I think of grass." - Dwight Schrute
These quotes capture the quirky humor and relatable moments that make The Office such an iconic TV show!
The Office is a great source of comedic inspiration, and many quotes from the show have become iconic and relatable. Here are some inspirational quotes from The Office:
1. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious." - Michael Scott (This quote has nothing to do with being inspirational, but it's a classic!)
2. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Jim Halpert (This quote is often attributed to Wayne Gretzky, but The Office gets a shoutout for bringing attention to this motivational phrase.)
3. "Treat yo' self." - Dwight Schrute (While not directly inspirational, this quote has become a popular mantra for self-care and indulgence.)
4. "It's not about the money; it's about the principle of the thing." - Michael Scott (This quote highlights the importance of standing up for what you believe in, even if it's not a lucrative decision.)
5. "You can't always get what you want, but sometimes you'll find that you get what you need." - Jim Halpert (This quote is a beautiful reminder that life doesn't always go according to plan, but we might discover something better along the way.)
6. "Sometimes I wonder, are people really this stupid or do they just not care?" - Michael Scott (Okay, this one might not be inspirational per se, but it's relatable and showcases Michael's exasperation with his coworkers' antics.)
7. "The best part of waking up is Dunder Mifflin Scranton." - Michael Scott (This quote celebrates the small joys in life, even if they're mundane office tasks like coffee breaks.)
8. "If I had a gun, with one bullet, and I was facing you, I'd shoot myself first." - Andy Bernard (In a weird way, this quote showcases Andy's awkward attempt at being motivational and empathetic.)
9. "It's not the years, honey; it's the mileage." - Michael Scott (This quote is often used humorously to poke fun at our own mortality and the importance of taking care of ourselves.)
10. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert (Okay, this one might not be inspirational either, but it's a memorable catchphrase that showcases Jim's quirky personality!)
These quotes are just a small sampling of The Office's humor and wit. While they may not all be directly inspirational, they do showcase the characters' quirks and relatable moments that make the show so beloved!
Everyday Office quotes can be a great source of humor and relatability for many people. Here are some popular quotes:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney (often misattributed to Steve Jobs)
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "Coffee: because adulting is hard."
5. "Don't bother me with the details, I'm busy being awesome."
6. "Procrastination is my superpower."
7. "The only thing more exhausting than a 3 PM meeting is the 2 PM one that led to it."
8. "I don't have time for this. I have a life to ruin." - Unknown
9. "Why do Mondays have to be a real thing?"
10. "My brain is made of coffee and excuses."
These quotes capture the frustrations, absurdities, and humor that can come with working in an office setting. Do you have a favorite Everyday Office quote or would you like me to generate some more?