A great topic! Here are some of the best Office quotes on Reddit:
**Top 10 Quotes**
1. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott (from r/theoffice, with over 2,500 upvotes)
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious." - Michael Scott (over 2,200 upvotes)
3. "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam." - Pam Beesly (over 1,800 upvotes)
4. "I'm the king of the world! [pauses] Wait, no I'm not." - Dwight Schrute (over 1,600 upvotes)
5. "That's my girl, Angela!" - Andy Bernard (over 1,400 upvotes)
6. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert (over 1,300 upvotes)
7. "I'm not a manager, I'm a leader. There's a difference." - Michael Scott (over 1,200 upvotes)
8. "It is on like Donkey Kong!" - Dwight Schrute (over 1,100 upvotes)
9. "That's what she said... again." - Ryan Howard (over 1,000 upvotes)
10. "I love inside jokes. They're the best." - Michael Scott (over 900 upvotes)
**Funniest Quotes**
1. "If you're not first, you're last!" - Jim Halpert
2. "Schrute Farms: The Beet Goes On" - Dwight Schrute
3. "I'm a friend first and foremost, then I'm a boss." - Michael Scott
4. "That's a lot of beets." - Creed Bratton
5. "Dwight, you're not even the assistant (to) the regional manager!" - Jim Halpert
These quotes have been upvoted thousands of times on Reddit and are widely considered some of the funniest and most iconic moments from The Office US.
The Office has some of the most iconic and hilarious quotes in TV history! Here are some of the funniest ones:
1. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott (played by Steve Carell)
This quote became a catchphrase for the show, often used by Michael to make awkward or suggestive comments.
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious." - Michael Scott
A classic example of Michael's quirky behavior and tendency to get things wrong.
3. "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam." - Pam Beesly (played by Jenna Fischer)
Pam's dry wit and sarcastic tone made her one of the most lovable characters in the show.
4. "Casual Friday?" - Dwight Schrute (played by Rainn Wilson)
Dwight's over-the-top reactions and eccentric personality made him a fan favorite.
5. "I'm a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third." - Michael Scott
A quote that showcases Michael's people-pleasing nature and tendency to blur the lines between personal and professional relationships.
6. "That's not my desk! That's Jim's desk!" - Angela Martin (played by Angela Kinsey)
Angela's uptight personality and tendency to get worked up over minor issues made her a hilarious and relatable character.
7. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert (played by John Krasinski)
Jim's dry wit and ability to make light of any situation made him the heart of the show.
8. "I'm not a manager, I'm a leader. There's a difference." - Michael Scott
A quote that highlights Michael's delusional sense of self-importance and tendency to think he's above his own management role.
9. "I love inside jokes. I'd like to be a part of them sometimes." - Dwight Schrute
Dwight's desire to fit in and be included, despite his awkwardness, made him an endearing character.
10. "It is on! Like Donkey Kong!" - Kevin Malone (played by Brian Baumgartner)
Kevin's goofy personality and tendency to get overexcited about even the smallest things made him a fan favorite.
These are just a few of the many hilarious quotes from The Office. Do you have a specific character or episode you'd like me to highlight?
The Office is full of hilarious quotes about work. Here are some of the most memorable ones:
1. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott (Various episodes) - This quote has become a meme and a cultural phenomenon.
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious." - Dwight Schrute (Season 3, Episode 15) - A great example of Dwight's quirky personality.
3. "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam." - Pam Beesly (Various episodes) - This quote has become iconic and is often used to describe a monotone, bureaucratic tone.
4. "That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older, but they stay the same age." - Michael Scott (Season 2, Episode 1)
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Andy Bernard (Season 6, Episode 14) - A funny take on procrastination.
6. "The best thing about working in a paper company is the paper." - Dwight Schrute (Season 2, Episode 13)
7. "I love inside jokes. I'd like to be included in them sometimes." - Ryan Howard (Season 3, Episode 15) - A relatable quote from Ryan's character.
8. "It's not a meeting if there's nothing to argue about." - Michael Scott (Season 4, Episode 12)
9. "When the going gets tough, the tough get going. And then they take a three-hour lunch." - Kevin Malone (Season 5, Episode 14) - A humorous take on procrastination.
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Michael Scott (Various episodes) - This quote showcases Michael's stubbornness and tendency to argue.
These quotes capture the humor and absurdity that are hallmarks of The Office. They often poke fun at the quirks of working in an office environment and the eccentricities of its characters.
Here are some of the best and most iconic quotes from The Office (US):
1. **"That's what she said."** - Michael Scott
2. **"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious."** - Michael Scott
3. **"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."** - Pam Beesly
4. **"You're my best friend, Jim."** - Pam Beesly
5. **"It's a meeting! Meetings are the best!"** - Michael Scott
6. **"That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."** - Dwight Schrute
7. **"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."** - Jim Halpert
8. **"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."** - Jim Halpert
9. **"Toby, you're a toad!"** - Michael Scott
10. **"Schrute Farms: Beet Red, Proud and Loud."** - Dwight Schrute
These quotes are just a few of the many hilarious and memorable lines from The Office (US).
A great choice! Here are some of the most inspirational and uplifting Office quotes:
1. **"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious."** - Michael Scott (Steve Carell)
This quote highlights Michael's quirky personality, while also showing his human side.
2. **"Sometimes, I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope somebody will join in."** - Jim Halpert (John Krasinski)
Jim's words encourage collaboration and the power of shared experiences.
3. **"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."** - Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson)
Dwight's out-of-left-field comment may seem silly, but it showcases his quirky personality and the importance of having passions outside work.
4. **"The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."** - Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)
Andy's words encourage action and progress, rather than getting bogged down in talk or procrastination.
5. **"I'm a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third."** - Michael Scott
Michael's statement highlights the importance of building strong relationships with colleagues and being approachable as a leader.
6. **"When you're in a meeting, everyone is talking, nobody's listening."** - Creed Bratton (Creed Bratton)
Creed's observation reminds us to truly listen to others and consider different perspectives, even when it seems like everyone's just talking.
7. **"The key to success is to start before you are ready."** - Angela Martin (Angela Kinsey)
Angela's quote emphasizes the importance of taking initiative and pushing past uncertainty or self-doubt.
8. **"I'm not a manager, I'm a leader. There's a difference. Managers are like, 'Do this, do that.' Leaders are like, 'Let's go!'"** - Jim Halpert
Jim's statement highlights the importance of inspiring and motivating others, rather than simply giving orders.
9. **"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself — and also bears."** - Dwight Schrute
Dwight's humorous take on Franklin D. Roosevelt's famous quote reminds us that even seemingly irrational fears can hold us back if not addressed.
10. **"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then find the person who gave you those lemons and punch them in the face."** - Michael Scott
Michael's response to a classic saying shows his frustration with the idea of "just accepting" things, emphasizing the importance of standing up for oneself.
These quotes offer valuable lessons on leadership, collaboration, self-improvement, and more. Even if you're not an office worker yourself, these words can inspire and motivate you in your daily life!
The Office is a treasure trove of wisdom (and absurdity) when it comes to life quotes. Here are some memorable ones:
1. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott (a.k.a. the ultimate life mantra)
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious." - Andy Bernard
3. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert (the perfect summary of life's priorities)
4. "It is what it is." - Michael Scott (on the importance of accepting reality)
5. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence with 'and,' even if I'm not really sure where I'm going with it." - Pam Beesly
6. "You can't make everyone happy, because some people are just idiots." - Dwight Schrute
7. "I don't know what's more depressing, the fact that we have to do this or the fact that we actually have to do this." - Jim Halpert (on the drudgery of daily life)
8. "I'm not a manager, I'm a leader... there's a difference." - Michael Scott
9. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then just take a nap." - Dwight Schrute
10. "If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice." - Andy Bernard (on the absurdity of prioritizing)
11. "Life is like a box of chocolates: it's gonna be all sorts of messy and you're gonna get some weird stuff stuck in your teeth sometimes." - Michael Scott
12. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Angela Martin
These quotes might not always offer profound insights into the human condition, but they do capture the quirks, frustrations, and absurdities of everyday life.
The hilarious and iconic quotes from the TV show "Parks and Recreation"!
Here are some of the most famous (and often misquoted) lines from the show:
1. **"Treat Yo' Self!"** - This phrase became a catch-all for self-care and indulgence, courtesy of Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle.
2. **"What's wrong with being a little bit weird?"** - Ron Swanson's defense mechanism for, well, being weird.
3. **"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious."** - Leslie Knope's attempt to rationalize her superstitions.
4. **"It's not about being the best, it's about being better than you were yesterday."** - A classic Leslie quote that sums up her optimistic and ambitious nature.
5. **"Andy Dwyer is a genius!"** - Tom's over-the-top praise for his friend Andy's... questionable ideas.
6. **"I'm a government employee. I don't get to just 'wing it'."** - Ron's dry response when Leslie suggests they make things up as they go along.
7. **"Pawnee is the best town in Indiana, and that's not even debatable."** - A proud declaration from Tom (or Andy, depending on the situation).
8. **"That's what she said!"** - The infamous catchphrase made famous by Michael Scott... err, I mean, Dwight Schrute.
9. **"You can't handle the truth!"** - Ron's tongue-in-cheek response when faced with an uncomfortable reality.
10. **"I'm a professional. I know how to get things done."** - Leslie's confident assertion that she knows what she's doing (even when she doesn't).
These quotes have become ingrained in popular culture, and it's not uncommon to hear them referenced or parodied in other TV shows, movies, and everyday conversations.
The Office (US) is a treasure trove of hilarious quotes. Here are some funny short quotes from the show:
1. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious." - Michael Scott
3. "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam." - Pam Beesly
4. "It is on, like Donkey Kong!" - Dwight Schrute
5. "That's what she said... again." - Michael Scott
6. "I'm a friend first, and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third." - Michael Scott
7. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim Halpert
8. "When I was in high school, we didn't have all this 'diversity' nonsense. We just had 'people'." - Creed Bratton
9. "I'm not a manager, I'm a leader. There's a difference. Managers are like, 'Do this, do that.' Leaders are like, 'Let's go!' And then we all go together." - Michael Scott
10. "You know what they say: 'A good time was had by all... except for the guy who got fired.'" - Ryan Howard
11. "I'm a simple man. I like things that make sense." - Andy Bernard
12. "That's my Mohawk, and if you don't like it, I have two words for you: 'Suck it'." - Dwight Schrute
13. "If I had a gun, with bullets made of love, I'd shoot you right in the heart." - Creed Bratton
14. "That's what she said... again... and again... and again..." - Michael Scott
15. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Angela Martin
These quotes are just a few examples of the many hilarious moments from The Office (US). Do you have a favorite character or episode?