Here are some funny BFF (Best Friends Forever) quotes that are short and sweet:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like our friendship."
2. "You're my person. My partner in crime. My BFF."
3. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
4. "BFFs: where 'you okay?' means 'what's wrong?'"
5. "Our friendship is the stuff of fairy tales... minus the whole prince and princess thing."
6. "I don't need a map to find my way back to you. You're always home."
7. "We may be different, but our awesomeness matches perfectly."
8. "You're not just my BFF, you're my favorite human being on the planet."
9. "Our friendship is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
10. "BFFs for life! (Or at least until we get tired of each other... which will be never)"
11. "You're my ride or die, my partner in shenanigans, my BFF forevermore"
12. "Our friendship is the reason I wake up with a smile on my face"
I hope you enjoy these funny and sweet BFF quotes!
Crazy Friends is a hilarious show! Here are some of the most iconic and funny quotes from the series:
1. "You're not going to find me in a dumpster, Chandler!" - Monica (Season 2, Episode 3)
This quote showcases Monica's sassy personality and Chandler's... well, craziness.
2. "Could I BE wearing any more clothes?" - Joey (Season 4, Episode 9)
Joey's ridiculous fashion sense is on full display here.
3. "It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter." - Duke (Season 6, Episode 14)
Duke's bizarre analogy has become a fan favorite.
4. "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?" - Phoebe (Season 2, Episode 13)
Phoebe's quirky songwriting skills are on full display here.
5. "How you doin'?" - Joey (Season 1, Episode 1)
Joey's infamous pickup line has become a cultural phenomenon.
6. "We were on a break!" - Ross (Season 3, Episode 1)
Ross's perpetual whining about the whole "we were on a break" situation never gets old.
7. "It's like I always say: 'If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression!'" - Joey (Season 5, Episode 16)
Joey's bizarre wisdom is both hilarious and cringeworthy at the same time.
8. "My nipples are hard, okay? They're just reacting to all this cold air!" - Chandler (Season 4, Episode 10)
Chandler's awkward attempts to explain his nipple-hardening situation never fail to make us laugh.
9. "Okay, okay, I get it! You're a genius! But can you help me with my math homework?" - Phoebe (Season 6, Episode 17)
Phoebe's dry wit and Chandler's sarcastic responses are pure comedic gold.
10. "Pivot!" - Ross (Season 5, Episode 16)
Ross's desperate attempt to move a couch up the stairs has become an iconic moment in TV history.
These quotes showcase the show's unique blend of humor, wit, and absurdity.
I've got some great ones for you! Here are some short and funny friendship quotes:
1. "Friends: the people who know your darkest secrets but still choose to hang out with you."
2. "Friendship goals: having a friend who can tolerate your weirdness."
3. "You can't buy love, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing."
4. "My best friend is the one who's always there for me, except when she's busy or asleep."
5. "What's a friend? A friend is someone who knows your true voice and will listen even when you're just talking to hear yourself think."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. (Thanks for understanding, bestie!)"
7. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
8. "The best thing about having a best friend is that you can be your weird self around them and they'll still love you."
9. "You're my person: the one who knows I'm only pretending to like this movie."
10. "Friendship is when someone has your back, even if it's not covered in glitter."
11. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band! (Thanks for laughing at my dad joke, friend!)"
12. "Friends don't let friends eat leftover pizza from 2018."
13. "I'm so grateful to have you in my life... most of the time when I'm not annoyed with you."
14. "If someone says 'we're just friends,' they're lying."
15. "The only thing better than having a best friend is having a best friend who's also a great chef."
Hope these short and funny friendship quotes bring a smile to your face!
I've got a treasure trove of memes, funny friendship quotes, and witty sayings that'll make you LOL! Here are some:
**Memes**
1. When your friend forgets your birthday: [Image of a cake with a sad face]
2. Friend's attempt to motivate you: [Image of a cat running into a wall] "You got this!"
3. When your friend is always late: [Image of a clock striking midnight] "Fashionably late, as always"
4. When you're trying to adult but still eating cereal for dinner: [Image of an adult holding a spoon and bowl]
5. Friend's attempt at being deep: [Image of a fish with a thought bubble] "I'm not sure what the meaning of life is... but I think it involves pizza"
**Funny Friendship Quotes**
1. "Friends are the siblings you get to choose."
2. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing."
3. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked."
4. "Friendship is the only thing that matters... and also pizza."
5. "You are my person, my partner in crime, my forever bestie"
**Witty Sayings**
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like Netflix."
3. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a lot on my plate... and also on the floor, and under the couch cushion"
4. "Procrastination is my superpower."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'coffee' person."
Feel free to use them whenever you need a laugh or want to brighten someone's day!
Here are some funny friendship quotes and memes that might bring a smile to your face:
**Memes:**
1. [Image of two friends] "When you're trying to have deep conversations but really just want to talk about memes"
2. [Image of a cat with a speech bubble] "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my cat"
3. [Image of two friends in silly hats] "When you and your bestie are having a hat-tastic day "
4. [Image of a friend laughing with tears in their eyes] "When someone tells the funniest joke ever and you're just trying to hold it together"
5. [Image of a group of friends making funny faces] "When you're trying to take a serious group photo but everyone's being silly"
**Quotes:**
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though you are half-cracked."
2. "Best friends are like siblings, except they actually want to hang out with you."
3. "I don't need a map or a compass to find my way around the world when I have my best friend by my side."
4. "Friendship is not about who you can rely on, but who relies on you."
5. "The greatest happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved; and that is what friends are for."
**Short Memes:**
1. "We may not be perfect, but together we're pretty great"
2. "Friendship goals... for now"
3. "When bae says 'hang out' but really means 'just chill at home'"
4. "Besties who can finish each other's sentences (and also eat the last slice of pizza)"
5. "We may not be blood-related, but we're stuck together like glue"
I hope these memes and quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some short, funny, and relatable friendship quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Friendship is the only thing that makes me feel like I'm not a grown-up"
2. "My friends are my favorite people to hang out with... even when they're annoying"
3. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all"
4. "I don't know what's more impressive, our friendship or how many memes we've made about each other"
5. "Friends: because you can't always choose your family, but you can choose to hang out with people who are actually cool"
6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When friends give you wine, make a toast"
7. "I'm not saying we're a weird dynamic duo or anything... okay, I am saying that"
8. "Some friendships are like old shoes - comfortable, familiar, and occasionally smelly"
9. "The only thing better than having great friends is having great friends who also love pizza"
10. "If you want to make your friends laugh, just remember: they're already laughing with you (even when it's at our expense)"
11. "Friendship goals? More like friendship chaos"
12. "We may not be related by blood, but we're definitely related by sass"
13. "Some people are worth melting for... and some people are worth making fun of for"
14. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza with your friends - same difference"
15. "Our friendship is like a puzzle: sometimes the pieces don't fit, but we still make it work (mostly)"
16. "I'm not saying we're a bad influence on each other... I'm just saying we're a great influence on each other's Netflix habits"
17. "When life gets tough, remember that your friends are tougher"
18. "Friendship is like a box of chocolates - you never know what kind of crazy you'll get"
19. "If you want to make your friends happy, give them snacks. If you want to make them really happy, give them snacks and ignore their drama"
20. "We may not be able to solve world hunger together... but we can definitely solve the mystery of where we put our phones"
Feel free to pick your favorite(s) and caption it with a funny photo or video of your friendship!
Here are some funny best friend quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "You're my person, and I'm okay with being a little crazy" #BestiesForLife
2. "We may not be related by blood, but we're connected by laughter" #FriendshipGoals
3. "You're the pizza to my pasta, the wine to my cheese... let's just say we're a matcha made in heaven" #SquadGoals
4. "Our friendship is like a fine wine - it only gets better with time" #WineAndCheese
5. "You're not my rival, you're my partner in crime" #BestFriendsForever
6. "We may have our differences, but at the end of the day, we're both just trying to be the best versions of ourselves (and also eat all the ice cream)" #FriendshipIsKey
7. "You're the sun to my sky, the stars to my night... you're basically my everything" #BestiesForLife
8. "Our friendship is like a rollercoaster - it's got its ups and downs, but it's always worth the ride" #FriendshipAdventures
9. "We may not have everything in common, but we've got one thing that matters most: our shared love of taking naps together" #SnoozeControl
10. "You're my human equivalent of a teddy bear - soft, cuddly, and always there to make me feel better" #BestFriendsForever
I've got you covered! Here are some short, funny, and relatable friendship quotes in English:
1. "Friendship is the only thing that matters... and Wi-Fi."
2. "You're my person. My partner. My friend. My ride-or-die."
3. "Friends who make jokes together, stay together"
4. "We may not have it all figured out, but we'll figure it out together."
5. "Friendship goals: When your BFF can quote your memes back to you"
6. "You're not my therapist... or am I?"
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode with my bestie"
8. "Squad goals: When your friends don't judge you for eating cereal for dinner"
9. "Friendship is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"
10. "You're the reason I wake up in the morning... or at least that's what my phone says"
11. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a friend, take a nap with them"
12. "I don't always drink, but when I do, it's with my squad"
13. "Friendship is the answer to every question... including 'What's for lunch?'"
14. "When in doubt, eat tacos. And call your bestie."
15. "Friendship is like a box of chocolates - you never know what kind of nonsense you're gonna get"
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the importance of having great friends in your life!