Here are some short and funny graduation quotes:
1. "You did it! Now go forth and adult...ish."
2. "Congratulations, you've made it to the other side of debt!"
3. "Four years ago, I asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up. Today, I ask: can you please pass me my diploma?"
4. "Class of [Year], you're officially qualified to make poor life choices... and also get a good job."
5. "The degree is nice, but let's be real, the real prize is getting out of these dorms."
6. "You've survived finals week, now it's time to survive adulthood."
7. "Remember, your parents will still love you even when you're not living in their basement."
8. "It's not 'goodbye' college, but more like 'see you later... and by that I mean never again'."
9. "Congratulations on not dropping out! (Or did you?)"
10. "From student loans to real-life bills... just kidding, it's the same thing."
11. "You've made it through four years of all-nighters, now it's time for all-day-ers (aka Monday mornings)."
12. "The end is near... but so are the student loan payments."
13. "You're officially a grown-up! Now go forth and make some questionable life choices..."
14. "Four years ago, you were a freshman. Today, you're just old enough to know better."
15. "It's time to trade in your student ID for a real adult ID... with more responsibilities."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to the faces of your graduates!
Here are some funny and relatable graduation quote ideas specifically for high school:
1. "We did it, and by 'we' I mean the teachers who had to deal with us for four years."
2. "High school was like a box of chocolates - sometimes you got stuck in a math problem, but most times it was a wild ride."
3. "Four years flew by like a Snapchat streak, but the memories are still lit"
4. "We survived (mostly) without social media, and now we're ready to take on the world... or at least Instagram"
5. "High school: where you learn to balance academics, extracurriculars, and trying not to get too many zits"
6. "Class of [Year], where we perfected the art of procrastination (just ask our teachers)"
7. "From freshman anxiety to senioritis - we've seen it all... or at least tried to remember it all"
8. "High school: where you realize that sleep is overrated, but pizza is essential"
9. "We came, we saw, we survived cafeteria food (mostly unscathed)"
10. "Four years of high school = four years of figuring out who you are... and still not having a clue "
11. "From locker combinations to calculus formulas - we've got this (or at least pretending to)"
12. "High school: where the only thing more painful than exams was trying to get up from those cramped desks"
13. "We're not saying high school was easy, but we didn't have to deal with TikTok... yet"
14. "From awkward middle school moments to (somewhat) confident graduation - we've come a long way, baby!"
15. "High school: where you learn that even when things get weird, there's always a prom to look forward to"
Feel free to modify or combine these quotes to fit your high school's style and humor!
Short and funny yearbook quotes are a great way to leave your mark (literally!) on the pages of your yearbook. Here are some ideas:
**For friends:**
* "You're a-maze-ing!"
* "We made it through math class together, that's all that matters."
* "Thanks for being my partner in crime (and also, you know, school)."
* "You're the cheese to my grilled cheese. I mean, you get it."
**For classmates:**
* "May your college experience be better than our high school experience... but let's be real, probably not."
* "Thanks for being a part of this wild ride called high school."
* "I hope our paths cross again someday (but not too soon, I need a break from all the drama)."
**For teachers:**
* "You taught me everything I know (except how to do my own laundry). Thanks, [Teacher's Name]!"
* "Thanks for being a constant source of sanity in an insane place."
* "I'll never forget the time you made us watch that one really boring video... and yet, here we are, graduating."
**For yourself:**
* "I survived high school! ( Barely.)"
* "It's over. I can finally wear sweatpants to school without judgment."
* "Next year, I'm going to [insert ridiculous goal here]. Wish me luck!"
Remember, the key is to keep it short and sweet (and funny!). Your fellow classmates will appreciate your humor and wit, even if they don't always agree with you.
Savage yearbook quotes are a great way to add some humor and personality to your yearbook. Here are some examples of savage yearbook quotes that you can use as inspiration:
1. "I came, I saw, I conquered... the cafeteria line."
2. "If you're not first, you're last."
3. "Don't worry about my future, it's already written in the stars... and also on my Instagram story."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for Netflix binges."
5. "Life is short, but my attention span is even shorter."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
7. "Don't forget to follow me on social media... or else."
8. "I may not have all the answers, but I can give you a good meme."
9. "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."
10. "I'm not arguing about this, we're just having a 'healthy debate'."
11. "Don't worry about my love life... it's complicated... and also probably in a state of disarray."
12. "Life is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
13. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
14. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of my kitchen (or at least don't try to eat my leftovers)."
15. "Don't worry about my future... it's already written in the stars... or maybe it's just a bunch of nonsense."
Remember to keep your yearbook quotes respectful and kind towards others.
A great idea! Here are some funny graduation quotes from movies:
1. **The Breakfast Club** (1985) - "You see us as you want to see us, in the most flattering light, in memory or fantasy. Happy times, sad times, times of questions, and times that tell what it's all about." - John Hughes' iconic line, perfect for a graduation speech.
2. **Ferris Bueller's Day Off** (1986) - "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller's wisdom on living life to the fullest.
3. **The Big Lebowski** (1998) - "That's just, like, your opinion, man..." - A classic quote that'll make everyone laugh and nod their heads in agreement.
4. **Mean Girls** (2004) - "You're all winners... because you survived high school." - Ms. Norbury's sweet and sarcastic words of encouragement.
5. **The Sandlot** (1993) - "It's not just a game, it's the best part of your life." - A heartwarming quote about the importance of having fun and making memories with friends.
6. **Stand by Me** (1986) - "You never know what kids are gonna do... but you always hope they'll be kind to one another." - An inspiring quote about friendship, kindness, and growing up.
7. **Mrs. Doubtfire** (1993) - "Love is all around us, even when we don't want it to be." - A funny and touching quote about love and family.
8. **The Princess Bride** (1987) - "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while." - A romantic and humorous quote about the power of true love.
9. **Ghostbusters** (1984) - "Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!" - A classic, supernatural-themed graduation quote that'll make everyone laugh.
10. **The Social Network** (2010) - "You're not a good person... but you're my friend." - A humorous and relatable quote about the complexities of friendship.
These quotes are sure to bring some humor and inspiration to your graduation ceremony!
Here are some funny graduation quotes from parents:
1. "You did it! And by 'it,' I mean you survived high school without too many major meltdowns or run-ins with the law."
2. "Congratulations, kiddo! You're finally done with homework... until college."
3. "I'm so proud of you for not getting expelled (mostly)."
4. "You've made it to graduation day without me having to stage an intervention. Good job!"
5. "Remember all those times I told you to 'try your best'? Yeah, ignore that. You did just fine with minimal effort."
6. "I'm thrilled to report that you've managed to avoid being kicked out of school for at least four years now."
7. "You're officially done with high school! Now it's time to start really worrying about the future (just kidding... sort of)."
8. "I'm proud of the person you've become, but also a little sad that I won't get to guilt-trip you into doing chores for free anymore."
9. "You're graduating! And by 'graduating,' I mean you're finally free from my constant nagging about grades and homework."
10. "Congratulations on not driving me crazy (completely) throughout high school!"
11. "I'm so proud of you for making it through puberty without too many embarrassing moments... or at least, that's what I keep telling myself."
12. "You've reached the pinnacle of education! Now go out there and make me look good by not ending up in a dumpster behind a Taco Bell."
13. "I never thought I'd say this, but you're actually leaving me now. It's like my job as your parent is coming to an end... (sniffle)."
14. "You survived high school without too many major incidents or embarrassing moments (that I know of, anyway). Congratulations!"
15. "I'm so proud of the person you've become! Now go out there and make me proud by not getting arrested for something stupid."
Remember, these quotes are all in good humor, and parents should feel free to modify them to fit their own unique relationship with their graduating child.
Here are some funny senior quotes for guys:
1. "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted."
2. "I've reached the age where my brain and body are asking me to slow down. But my heart is still saying 'go for it'... or at least, that's what I keep telling myself."
3. "Older guys like me have a unique perspective on life: we've seen it all, done it all, and now we just want to sit back and enjoy the view."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for my next nap."
5. "As I grow older, I realize that being a senior citizen is all about embracing your inner 'old guy' and rocking it with pride."
6. "At my age, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life: like not having to get up early anymore, or being able to wear jeans with holes in them."
7. "I'm not old, I'm just experienced... in complaining about getting older."
8. "As a senior guy, I've mastered the art of taking naps anywhere, anytime – even if it means falling asleep standing up."
9. "My age may be showing, but my sense of humor is still sharp. Okay, maybe not that sharp..."
10. "I'm at an age where I can look back on my life and say, 'You know what? I've done some crazy stuff.' But then I look in the mirror and think, 'Wait, who's this old dude?'"
11. "As a senior guy, I've realized that time is running out... for me to get my act together."
12. "I'm not getting older, I'm just leveling up. In life."
13. "At my age, I can honestly say that I'm enjoying the golden years – mainly because they're finally allowing me to wear gold jewelry without looking like a try-hard."
14. "I'm old enough now to know better, but young enough still to not give a darn."
15. "As a senior guy, I've learned that it's okay to take things easy and enjoy the simple pleasures in life... like watching paint dry."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be humorous and light-hearted. The most important thing is to stay positive and focus on the good times ahead!
You're looking for some humorous and relatable graduation quotes from Reddit!
Here are a few:
1. "I'm not graduating, I'm just leaving high school to go find my true calling... or at least get away from my parents."
2. "The only thing more exhausting than four years of high school is pretending to be excited about it for the first time in four years."
3. "I'm not saying college will be a wild ride, but I've already started planning my exit strategy and it involves a lot of Netflix and pajamas."
4. "What's next? The real world... where I'll have to wear pants and stuff."
5. "Four years of high school and I've got nothing to show for it except a crippling sense of nostalgia and a faint smell of despair on my old sneakers."
6. "I'm so proud of myself for making it through high school without too many emotional breakdowns or permanent damage... but seriously, who needs friends when you have Spotify?"
7. "The only thing I've learned in high school is that pizza is the answer to all of life's questions and also that I should probably get a job."
8. "I'm not sure what's more terrifying: the thought of being an adult or the thought of having to make small talk with my aunt at graduation."
9. "What do you call a high school graduate who's still trying to figure out their life? A 'lost puppy'... just kidding, that's me!"
10. "The only thing I'll miss about high school is the sense of security that comes from knowing I'm not entirely responsible for my own happiness... yet."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!