Here are some happy and funny quotes that are short and sweet:
1. "Laugh often, worry never." - Unknown
2. "Life is too short to waste on boring socks." - Unknown
3. "Smile, it's contagious!" - Unknown
4. "Happiness is a choice, choose wisely!" - Unknown
5. "Don't take life so serious, folks. You'll never get out of it alive!" - Charlie Chaplin
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
7. "Life is short, but snuggles are forever!" - Unknown
8. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing." - Unknown
9. "Happiness is like a piano; what you get out of it depends on how you play it." - Unknown
10. "Be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn – then be a unicorn!" - Unknown
I hope these quotes put a big smile on your face!
I've got some very short, yet hilarious, quotes for you! Here are a few:
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
2. Coffee: Because adulting is hard.
3. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
4. Today's goals: Eat pizza, watch Netflix, pretend to be an adult.
5. I'm not arguing, my phone is just autocorrecting me.
6. Procrastination is my superpower!
7. My life is a mess, but at least my laundry is clean.
8. When in doubt, add bacon.
9. I'm not tired, I'm just resting my eyes... for 4 hours.
10. I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours.
Hope these short and funny quotes bring a smile to your face!
I'd love to provide you with some funny and crazy quotes! Here are a few:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
2. "Crazy people don't think they're crazy. That's what makes them crazy." - Steven Wright
3. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." - Steve Martin
4. "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parks?" - Unknown
5. "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference." - Mitch Hedberg
6. "What's the point of being alive if you can't be a little weird?" - Unknown
7. "Why do people say 'break a leg'? That's just mean. You're already doing that by being in the theater." - Steven Wright
8. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down." - Unknown
9. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Unknown
10. "Why do we have to lock our car doors? Are there people making copies of our keys?" - Mitch Hedberg
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I've got a few of those! Here are some very short, funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a puzzle. Most of the time you have no idea what piece goes where."
2. "Adulting is just pretending to know what you're doing while secretly winging it."
3. "My life's motto: 'I'll get around to it... eventually.'"
4. "Procrastination is my superpower. I can do anything... 10 minutes from now."
5. "Life hack: Just tell yourself you're tired and take a nap. It's science."
6. "The only thing more exhausting than adulting is trying not to adult."
7. "My anxiety is like a needy little child, constantly asking 'Are we there yet?'"
8. "If I had a dollar for every time I said 'just five more minutes', I'd have at least 10 minutes free."
9. "The key to happiness? Realizing that your messy house is just a metaphor for life."
10. "Life's too short to not have pizza for breakfast, right?"
11. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... all the time."
12. "My goal: To learn how to adult without actually growing up."
13. "When in doubt, add glitter. And also take a nap."
14. "Life is like a game of Jenga – you never know when it's all gonna come crashing down."
15. "If I had a superpower, I'd choose the ability to make my responsibilities disappear... temporarily."
Hope these made you LOL!
Here are some happy and funny quotes to share with your friends:
1. "You're a-maize-ing!" (perfect for a corny friend)
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
3. "Life is short, but pizza is forever."
4. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
5. "You're so bright, you light up my life...and also my Facebook notifications"
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone."
7. "What's the difference between a pizza and a calzone? One's a fold, one's a roll!"
8. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly...the Wi-Fi to my laptop"
9. "I'm not saying you're old, but...just kidding, I totally am. You're getting older by the minute."
10. "Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!"
11. "You're so silly, you make me LOL...and also roll my eyes"
12. "Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what kind of weirdness you'll get."
13. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"
14. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point while completely dismissing yours"
15. "You're the sunshine to my rainclouds...or maybe it's the other way around"
Feel free to pick your favorite(s) and share them with your friends!
I've got some happy and funny quotes that are perfect for a guy!
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode... like your phone!"
2. "Life is short, but the beer is cold, so let's make it count!"
3. "Why walk when you can run? And why run when you can sprint? And why sprint when you can do a funny dance?"
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... and also because I love you"
5. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night"
6. "Life is like a game of chess, except instead of pieces, we use memes and dad jokes"
7. "I don't know what's more impressive: your beard or your ability to grow it so long"
8. "You're the sunshine that brightens up my day... and also the coffee that gives me energy"
9. "I'm not saying you're old, but I heard the early bird special is a great deal"
10. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! And what do you call a guy who loves pasta? A meatball!"
11. "Life is too short to wear boring socks... unless they're with a nice outfit"
12. "Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!"
13. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for more naps"
14. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the butter to my popcorn"
15. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band! And what do you call a guy who loves music? A harmony!"
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to his face and show him how much you care!
I've got some happy and funny quotes that might make her smile:
1. "You're a-maize-ing!" (perfect for a corny joke)
2. "Life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
3. "You're so cool, you could be the icing on my cake"
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... to love you more"
5. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the sunshine to my day"
6. "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you strawberries, make strawberry shortcake."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And also because I love you."
8. "You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pickup line"
9. "If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression" (wink, wink)
10. "Life is short, but our love can be long. Like a Netflix show on repeat"
11. "You're the reason I wake up in the morning, and also the reason I hit snooze"
12. "I don't need a map to find my way to you"
13. "If we had to make a mixtape of our relationship, it would be 99% of us arguing and 1% of us making out"
14. "You're so smart, you can explain the meaning of life in under 30 seconds... or at least that's what I've heard"
15. "Love is like a pizza, even when it's hot, it's still pretty cool"
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine!
I've got a treasure trove of happy and funny quotes about life! Here are some to brighten your day:
1. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces are all different shapes and sizes, and sometimes you need to use a hammer to get them to fit."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
3. "Coffee: because adulting is hard."
4. "Life is like riding a bicycle. Except the bicycle is on fire, and you're wearing a tutu."
5. "Don't worry about what people think, unless they think you're awesome, then worry about that too."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications."
7. "Life is like a box of chocolates... except sometimes the chocolates are stale and nobody wants them."
8. "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you avocados, make guacamole."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
10. "Life is like a game of Jenga... except sometimes the blocks are made of sand and they keep falling apart."
11. "When life gets tough, the tough get going. And by 'tough,' I mean those who have had too much coffee."
12. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my Netflix binge-watching schedule."
13. "Life is like a rollercoaster... except sometimes it's more like a slow-moving elevator with a weird musty smell."
14. "If you're going to make a mistake, at least make it a good one. Like accidentally ordering 10 pizzas instead of 2."
15. "Life is like a messy room... except sometimes the mess is actually kind of fun."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you that life is full of ups and downs (and sometimes a little bit of chaos).