Here are some short, funny, and motivating quotes to help you get pumped up:
1. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
2. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode."
3. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is cake." - Roy Horn
4. "Life begins at the end of your comfort zone." - Neale Donald Walsch
5. "I didn't fail, I just learned faster than everyone else."
6. "Your only limit is your own mind."
7. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today."
8. "When you feel like giving up, remember why you started."
9. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
10. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
11. "Don't worry about what others think; they're probably too busy thinking about themselves."
12. "Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude."
13. "Remember why you started and let that be enough."
14. "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think." - Christopher Robin
15. "The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today."
16. "Don't make excuses, make progress."
17. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
18. "Do something today that your future self will thank you for."
19. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
20. "Hustle beats talent when talent doesn't hustle."
I hope these quotes give you a chuckle and a boost of motivation!
Here are some funny inspirational work quotes:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
2. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you meetings, make excuses."
3. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
5. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
6. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
7. "When in doubt, add more caffeine."
8. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing. (And by 'nothing', I mean scroll through Facebook)"
9. "Remember, you're not lazy, you're just on a different schedule... like, 10 years behind everyone else"
10. "When life gives you deadlines, make deadline-ade."
11. "It's not the load that breaks you down, it's how you carry it." - Unknown
12. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today. Unless yesterday was a holiday, in which case, carry on."
13. "If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, fake an email outage and pretend you're busy."
14. "The only thing I regret is that I didn't learn to type sooner."
15. "You're not old, you're just... seasoned. Like a fine wine, or a moldy cheese"
16. "Don't worry if your boss doesn't understand you. He's probably too busy trying to understand himself."
17. "The best way to get motivation is to set goals and make a plan. And then promptly forget about the plan and eat a sandwich instead."
18. "If you're not making mistakes, you're not taking risks – and that means you're not growing."
19. "I'm not saying I'm lazy, but if I had a dollar for every time I procrastinated today... I'd have a lot of dollars"
20. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. (And by 'shots', I mean coffee breaks)"
Remember, these quotes are meant to be humorous and not taken too seriously!
Here are some very short, funny quotes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Crazy people are my favorite kind of crazy."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "Procrastination is my superpower."
5. "My life is a mess, but at least my laundry is clean."
6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you apples, make apple pie."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a great memory for where I put things... last week."
8. "My therapist says I have 'anger issues.' I say my car has 'speed demons' issues."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on pause."
10. "When in doubt, add more cheese."
11. "Life is like a puzzle. Sometimes the pieces fit together perfectly, and sometimes they're just a bunch of weird shapes that don't make sense."
12. "My favorite exercise is pushing myself to get out of bed."
13. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
14. "When life gives you rain, put on some sunglasses and enjoy the gloom."
15. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
These quotes are short, funny, and relatable – perfect for a quick chuckle or to brighten up someone's day!
I'd love to share some very short, funny quotes about life with you!
1. "Life is like a pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "My life is like a video game: I'm stuck on level 'adulting' and can't seem to beat the boss."
4. "I don't have a sense of direction, but I'm pretty sure my GPS is jealous."
5. "Life is too short for boring socks."
6. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (get it?)"
7. "My life motto: 'Procrastination is my superpower.'"
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
9. "Life hack: just pretend you're a cat and nap whenever you want."
10. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
Hope these short quotes bring a smile to your face!
You want to take inspiration to a whole new level... of ridiculousness! Here are some funny, yet terrible, inspirational quotes:
1. "Believe you can, and you'll be surprised by how far you can fall."
2. "Don't watch your back, there's nothing behind it except a mess of last night's pizza."
3. "Success is just around the corner... or maybe just outside your house, but still really far away."
4. "Never give up! Unless you're tired, hungry, or have a good Netflix show to watch."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then spill it on your shirt and blame it on someone else."
6. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do... unless you hate Mondays, then just pretend you don't notice them."
7. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... unless those shots are at a piñata party, then just stick to the candy."
8. "Chase your dreams, but only after you've finished binge-watching that new show on Hulu."
9. "The best way to predict your future is to grab a Ouija board and hope for the best."
10. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried and pretend it never happened."
11. "You are stronger than you think... unless you're trying to lift that heavy couch by yourself, then just call a friend or a professional."
12. "Life is 10% what happens and 90% how many memes you can make about it."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be humorous and not taken seriously.
I've got a bunch of funny and crazy quotes for you!
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
2. "Crazy people don't get stuck in traffic because they're too busy being crazy to notice the traffic is bad." - Unknown
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
4. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Unknown
5. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" - Unknown
6. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces are stupid and don't fit together." - Unknown
7. "I'm not saying I'm crazy, but my therapist says I'm really good at playing video games." - Unknown
8. "You know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' But then again, what if you're allergic to citrus? Just asking for a friend..." - Unknown
9. "I don't have a photographic memory. In fact, I'm not even sure I can remember my own name right now." - Unknown
10. "What's the difference between a hippie and a vegan? One smokes pot, and the other smokes tofu." - Unknown
Here are some funny inspirational quotes that can motivate and entertain students:
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode... like your phone."
2. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is where the hard work comes in"
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. (Also known as: good luck with that exam)"
4. "You don't have to be great to start, but you do have to start to be great. And then finish."
5. "Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill"
6. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
7. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"
8. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. And some of those shots might be really hard and not worth taking anyway"
9. "Learning is a lifelong process. Unless you're in school. Then it's just a semester-long process"
10. "Don't worry about being a 'good student.' Worry about being an 'interesting' person. The rest will follow"
11. "When you feel like giving up, remember why you started. And then try to find something better to do"
12. "There are 3 things that can make your day worse: waking up late, eating a bad lunch, or having a pop quiz. Good luck!"
13. "The only thing more exhausting than studying for an exam is pretending to study for an exam"
14. "If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. And if you are making mistakes, you should probably try harder"
15. "Remember, every great accomplishment started with someone saying 'I can do that!' or 'Why not me?' or 'What's the worst that could happen?'"
I've got some awesome ones for you! Here are some funny inspirational quotes for women:
1. "A woman with a plan is like a ninja - quiet, deadly, and gets the job done."
2. "Life hack: When in doubt, add wine and a good nap. Repeat as necessary."
3. "Women don't need to find their 'inner strength.' We just need to acknowledge that we're already standing on solid ground...and maybe have a few backup shoes for those tough days"
4. "You are stronger than you think. Unless you're allergic to bees, in which case, please stay away from them."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you avocados, make guacamole...and then eat the whole bowl by yourself because adulting is hard"
6. "Your body is not a temple; it's an IKEA instruction manual - confusing, frustrating, but ultimately buildable into something beautiful with patience and practice."
7. "The most powerful thing about being a woman is that we can be anything: superheroes, rockstars, or even just really good at making excuses for being late"
8. "Don't worry if you don't have it all together; you're not expected to have a Pinterest board in real life...most days"
9. "You are capable of achieving anything - unless it involves math, in which case, let's just call the accountant and order pizza instead"
10. "Remember: You can't pour from an empty cup unless that cup is filled with coffee, because adulting is hard."
11. "When you're feeling lost, just remember: even Google Maps has to reroute sometimes - we're not always wrong, and we're definitely not alone"
12. "Don't let anyone make you feel like your imperfections are anything less than awesome...unless it's a makeup tutorial, in which case, please, for the love of all things good, use concealer"
I hope these quotes bring some laughter and inspiration to your day!