Here are some short and funny wedding anniversary wishes for a couple:
1. "Happy anniversary to the most annoyingly perfect pair I know!"
2. "You two are so in love, you make me sick (in a good way) Happy anniversary!"
3. "Another year older, another year together... and still no signs of divorce! Congratulations on your anniversary!"
4. "Love is weird, but you two make it work. Happy anniversary!"
5. "You're not getting older, just more seasoned like a fine wine (or moldy cheese). Cheers to many more anniversaries!"
6. "Happy anniversary to the couple that still holds hands in public and makes me roll my eyes... I mean, admire their love"
7. "On your wedding anniversary, remember: you're not stuck with each other, you're blessed!"
8. "Love is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Happy anniversary to the pizza-lovers!"
9. "You two are so cute, I need to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Congrats on your anniversary!"
10. "Another year of love, laughter, and occasional eye-rolling. Cheers to many more anniversaries!"
11. "You're not a couple, you're a team... a team of love, trust, and tolerance for each other's weird habits"
12. "Love is the answer... especially on your wedding anniversary"
13. "You two are so in sync, you make me jealous (just kidding, I'm happy for you). Happy anniversary!"
14. "Happy anniversary to the couple that still holds hands while walking down the street... and also while driving, and also..."
15. "Love is a many-splendored thing... or at least it's a thing that gets you through another year of marriage"
Remember, the most important thing is to be sincere and speak from your heart (or in this case, make fun of their love).
Here are some short and funny anniversary quotes for your husband:
1. "You're a-maize-ing! Happy anniversary, hubby!"
2. "We've been married so long, I'm starting to think we're divorced... just kidding, kind of"
3. "I'm stuck on you like glue, and that's not just because of the wedding ring"
4. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly... the one I want to spend eternity with"
5. "We've been together so long, I forget what it's like to be single... oh wait, I remember: it's boring "
6. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot"
7. "You're the only one I'd marry again... and again... and again"
8. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, but after a few years, it's mostly just clubs"
9. "I'm not saying you're the best husband, but you're definitely top 5... or maybe even number 1?"
10. "You're the only one I'd share my Netflix password with... and that says a lot "
11. "We've been married so long, we should get a senior discount"
12. "I love you more than words can express... but if I had to choose between us and a box of chocolates, I'd choose you"
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and express your genuine feelings to your husband. Happy anniversary!
Here are some funny marriage anniversary wishes for a friend:
1. "Happy anniversary, you two crazy kids! May your love continue to grow stronger than your arguments over who left the dishes in the sink"
2. "Cheers to many more years of laughter, adventure, and tolerating each other's snoring!"
3. "You're not getting older, just... more mature. And by that I mean you're still crazy, but now you have a mortgage"
4. "Here's to another year of making memories, like that one time [insert funny story here]! Love you guys!"
5. "On your special day, I want to remind you that marriage is all about compromise... and also who gets the remote control"
6. "May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal (which is probably way stronger than mine)"
7. "You two are the real MVPs for putting up with each other's quirks and still managing to make each other laugh"
8. "Here's to many more years of having someone to share your Netflix password with!"
9. "You're not just celebrating another year together, you're also celebrating how far you've come from being two people who can't stand each other "
10. "May your love continue to be the glue that holds your relationship together (and also holds back your hair when it's windy)"
11. "On your anniversary, I want to remind you that marriage is all about finding someone who loves and accepts you for who you are... including your weird habits"
12. "You two are a match made in heaven, or at least in the neighborhood where you bought that really nice house"
Remember, humor is subjective, so choose the one that best reflects your relationship with your friend!
Here are some short and funny marriage anniversary wishes for a friend:
1. "Happy anniversary, old friends! May your love continue to be as strong as your argument skills."
2. "You two are the best thing since sliced bread... or maybe even better than that!"
3. "Another year older, another year wiser... just kidding, you're still crazy in love with each other"
4. "Here's to many more years of marriage, and by 'many' I mean at least one more, because let's be real, it takes a village (or a therapist)"
5. "Congratulations on making it through another year without killing each other... yet "
6. "May your love continue to be the glue that holds you both together... or in this case, may Netflix be the glue"
7. "Happy anniversary! May your love life be as drama-free as a rom-com"
8. "You two are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Pair) of marriage"
9. "Here's to many more years of making memories, and by 'memories' I mean embarrassing each other in front of friends and family"
10. "Congratulations on reaching another milestone... or should I say, another 'mile-high' mark?"
11. "Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be the spark that keeps you both going (and not just the one that sets off the fire alarm)"
12. "You two are the perfect pair... like peanut butter and jelly, except instead of jam, it's sarcasm"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and make sure your friend knows you're coming from a place of love and support!
Here are some funny and playful wedding anniversary wishes a wife can give to her husband:
1. "Happy anniversary, babe! 10 years together and I'm still not sick of you... most days."
2. "You're a-maize-ing! Happy anniversary to the corniest guy I know"
3. "We've been married for [X] years, but honestly, it feels like we've been stuck in traffic on the same road together for 10 times that long. Just kidding ( sort of)"
4. "I'm not saying you're getting older, but our anniversary is exactly one year from when I started worrying about your early bird special"
5. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night Happy anniversary, partner in crime!"
6. "After [X] years of marriage, I've learned that love is a choice, and every day I choose you... even when you leave the cap off the toothpaste"
7. "You're the reason why I'm not on Tinder anymore. Thanks for putting up with me for all these years Happy anniversary, husband!"
8. "We've been married [X] years, and honestly, it feels like we've been having a sleepover every night since then... minus the sleeping part"
9. "I love how you're always there to make me laugh, even when I'm being ridiculous Happy anniversary to my partner in silliness!"
10. "You're not getting older; you're just leveling up in life. Happy anniversary to my favorite gamer (and husband)!"
11. "We've been married [X] years, and every day feels like a new adventure... or at least a new chance to perfect our arguing skills"
12. "I love how we can be silly together, even when the rest of the world is serious Happy anniversary to my partner in shenanigans!"
Remember, the key to funny wedding anniversary wishes is to poke fun at yourselves and your relationship in a lighthearted way. Just make sure your husband has a sense of humor about it!
Here are some funny wedding anniversary wishes for a couple:
**Light-hearted and Playful**
1. "Another year of love, laughter, and tolerating each other's snoring. Happy anniversary!"
2. "You two are the real MVPs... Most Valuable Partners."
3. "On your anniversary, I just want to say that you're both officially over-the-hill... in a good way"
4. "Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be stronger than your arguments about who left the dishes in the sink"
5. "You two are like fine wine - you only get better with age"
**Sarcastic and Humorous**
1. "Congratulations on not killing each other after all these years... yet"
2. "Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be the glue that holds your relationship together (and also the reason for your divorce)"
3. "You've made it another year without getting tired of each other's faces. That's a real achievement"
4. "On your anniversary, I just want to remind you that marriage is like a game of Jenga - except instead of blocks, it's arguments and dirty socks"
5. "Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be strong enough to overcome all the petty squabbles about who ate the last slice of pizza"
**Heartfelt with a Dash of Humor**
1. "Happy anniversary to two amazing people who have managed to make each other laugh for an entire year... and counting"
2. "You two are my heroes - not just because you're still together, but also because you've managed to make me laugh so hard I snorted my coffee out my nose "
3. "On your anniversary, I just want to say that you two are the real superheroes of love"
4. "Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be the anchor that holds you both steady in life's crazy storms"
5. "You two are like peanut butter and jelly - except instead of being stuck together, you're stuck with each other... and I'm okay with that"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and always consider the couple's sense of humor (or lack thereof) before sharing these funny wedding anniversary wishes!
Here are some funny wedding anniversary wishes for a couple in Hindi:
1. "Happy anniversary to the most adorable couple ever! May your love continue to be as strong as the bond between Raju and Simran from Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak!"
(हैप्पी एनिवर्सरी दुनिया के सबसे प्यारे जोड़े को! मेरे लव जितना स्ट्रॉन्ग है राजु और सिमरन से!)
2. "You two are the real-life versions of Dilwale and Rajesh Khanna's character from Aradhana! May your love story keep getting more exciting!"
(आप दोनों हैं दिलवाले की असल जिंदगी कीเวอร्संस! आपके प्रेम की कहानी और अधिक रोमांचक बनती रह!)
3. "Happy anniversary to the most awesome couple ever! May your love be as strong as Amitabh Bachchan's punches and as cool as Shah Rukh Khan's dialogue delivery!"
(हैप्पी एनिवर्सरी दुनिया के सबसे अवज्ञा जोड़े को! आपके लव में अमिताभ बच्चन की पंचेस और शाहरुख खान की डायलॉग डिलीवरी जितना स्ट्रॉन्ग ह!)
4. "You two are the perfect blend of K3G and DDLJ! May your love continue to be as iconic as Shah Rukh Khan's 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai' dialogue!"
(आप दोनों के लिए कुछ कुछ होता है और डीडीएलज में से एकदम पफेक्ट ब्लेंड हैं! आपके लव में शाहरुख खान की 'कुच कuch होता है' डायलॉग जितना इकनिक ह!)
5. "Happy anniversary to the most romantic couple ever! May your love be as sweet as a packet of Haldiram's namkeen and as spicy as a plate of Vada Pav from Juhu Beach!"
(हैप्पी एनिवर्सरी दुनिया के सबसे रोमांटिक जोड़े को! आपके लव में हल्दिराम्स नमकीन के स्वाद और जुहू बीच के वड़ा पाव के मसाला जितना स्ट्रॉन्ग ह!)
6. "You two are the real-life versions of Ranveer and Deepika from Bajirao Mastani! May your love continue to be as strong as their sword fights!"
(आप दोनों हैं रणवीर और दीपिका के बाजिराओ मास्तानी से असल जिंदगी कीเวอร्संस! आपके लव में उनके स्टर्ड फाइट्स जितना स्ट्रॉन्ग ह!)
7. "Happy anniversary to the most adorable couple ever! May your love be as cool as a glass of Thums Up and as sweet as a pack of Parle-G biscuits!"
(हैप्पी एनिवर्सरी दुनिया के सबसे प्यारे जोड़े को! आपके लव में थम्स अप और पर्ल-जी बिस्किट्स के स्वाद जितना स्ट्रॉन्ग ह!)
8. "You two are the real-life versions of Shah Rukh and Kajol from My Name Is Khan! May your love continue to be as strong as their 'Jab We Met' moments!"
(आप दोनों हैं शाहरुख और काजोल के माय नेम इज खान से असल जिंदगी कीเวอร्संस! आपके लव में उनके 'जब हम मिले' मोमेंट्स जितना स्ट्रॉन्ग ह!)
9. "Happy anniversary to the most fabulous couple ever! May your love be as bright as a Bollywood dance number and as loud as a crowd at a cricket match!"
(हैप्पी एनिवर्सरी दुनिया के सबसे फ़ेबुलस जोड़े को! आपके लव में बॉलीवुड डांस नंबर और क्रिकेट मैच में साउंड जितना स्ट्रॉन्ग ह!)
10. "You two are the real-life versions of Prem and Nisha from Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahin! May your love continue to be as pure as their romance!"
(आप दोनों हैं प्रेम और निशा के दिल है कि मंट नाहिन से असल जिंदगी कीเวอร्संस! आपके लव में उनके प्रेम की पुरानी जितना स्ट्रॉन्ग ह!)
Here are some short and funny anniversary quotes for your wife:
1. "You're a-maize-ing!"
2. "Happy anniversary to the woman who's made my life a whole lot sweeter."
3. "We've got a love that's off the charts... and also off our diets"
4. "One year down, forever to go"
5. "I don't know what I did to deserve you, but thanks for being my partner in crime"
6. "You're not getting older, just more legendary"
7. "We've been married so long, we should be given a medal... or at least a good wine and cheese platter"
8. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night"
9. "I'm stuck on you like glue, but not in a creepy way... I promise"
10. "Love is blind, but I can see that we've got an amazing life together"
11. "Our love is like a fine wine – it only gets better with age (and also gets us drunk)"
12. "You're the reason I wake up every morning with a smile on my face... and also because our coffee maker is set to start brewing"
13. "We've built a life together, one joke at a time"
14. "I love you more than pizza, but let's be real – that's a lot of love"
15. "You're the sunshine in my day, the calm in every storm, and the person who still laughs at my dad jokes"
Remember, these quotes are meant to be lighthearted and playful. Find something that speaks to your relationship and sense of humor, or feel free to modify them to make them your own!