funny senior quotes
I spent four years trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up, and now I have to decide in the next five minutes.
High school: where they teach you everything except how to adult.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... Class of 2024!
Finally free from homework—now I just have adulting homework.
If life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a laptop so you can Netflix instead.
I came, I saw, I conquered... naps.
Procrastination: because I'll do it tomorrow, and tomorrow never comes.
My senior quote is brought to you by coffee and sheer willpower.
I survived high school, but my grades didn't.
They say the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese—thanks for the life lessons, school!
unique senior quotes
"I survived high school by turning coffee into code and dreams into plans."
"Life's greatest adventure begins where the diploma ends."
"Not all who wander are lost; some are just seniors figuring it out."
"From awkward freshmen to confident graduates: proof that growth is messy but worth it."
"Chasing stars, not just grades, because the universe is bigger than a report card."
"I've collected memories like badges; now it's time to wear them proudly."
"In a world of algorithms, be the glitch that sparks change."
"High school taught me to fail forward—here's to the next leap."
"Turning the page on youth, ready to write my own story."
"Dance like nobody's watching, especially at graduation."
funny senior quotes for girls
"I'm not a morning person, but I somehow made it through high school. Now, if only coffee could solve everything."
"Four years of dodging gym class and I still can't run from adulthood."
"They said senior year would be the best, but mostly it's just naps and Netflix marathons."
"Survived chemistry without exploding, but my social life? That's another story."
"I'm graduating with honors in procrastination and a minor in sarcasm."
"High school taught me math is hard, boys are confusing, and selfies are an art form."
"Finally free from homework, but now I have to adult. Send help and pizza."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... mostly the snack machine in the cafeteria."
"Senior year: where I pretended to study and mastered the art of looking busy."
"They call it senioritis, but I think it's just me being fabulous."
savage yearbook quotes
"Savage yearbook quotes" often feature witty, sarcastic, or brutally honest remarks. Here are some examples:
"I survived four years of this chaos—thanks for the therapy sessions, teachers."
"High school: where I learned that friends come and go, but enemies stick around forever."
"Not the prom king, but definitely the king of comebacks."
"Thanks for the memories, but let's be real, most of them were forgettable."
"Four years of fake smiles and real eye rolls—glad it's over."
"I came, I saw, I judged—see you never."
"Survived by the skin of my teeth and the grace of grade curves."
"Friends forever? More like until graduation."
"Not everyone's cup of tea, but apparently, I'm a shot of whiskey."
"High school sweetheart turned into high school regret—lesson learned."
meaningful yearbook quotes
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same."
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
"Dream big, work hard, and surround yourself with good people."
"Be the change you wish to see in the world."
"The best way to predict your future is to create it."
"Cherish yesterday, dream tomorrow, live today."
short funny yearbook quotes
"I survived high school and all I got was this lousy diploma."
"Procrastination: because I'll do it tomorrow."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"School prepared me for life... by giving me caffeine addictions."
"Future plans: World domination, or at least a good nap."
"I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional family dinners."
"High school: Where every day is a new drama without the awards."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Thanks for the memories—most of which involve food fights."
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then sell it to pay off student loans."
quotes for best senior friends
Old friends are best. – John Selden
Friendship is the wine of life. – Edward Young
The best mirror is an old friend. – Proverb
In my friend, I find a second self. – Isabel Norton
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. – David Tyson
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow. – Often attributed to various sources
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. – Hubert H. Humphrey
Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest. It's about who came and never left your side. – Unknown
A single loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. – Euripides
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. – Euripides (variation)
quotes for seniors in high school
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life." - Steve Jobs
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." - Confucius
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi