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Cats are like potato chips; you can't have just one.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments.
All cats are grey in the dark.
short quotes about cats love
Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. - Ernest Hemingway
I love cats because I enjoy my home. - Jean Cocteau
Cats leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Meow means I love you. - Unknown
The love of a cat is a special gift. - Unknown
short inspirational cat quotes
A cat's grace is a lesson in quiet strength.
Purr more, worry less.
Like a cat, always land on your feet.
Embrace curiosity; it's the cat's greatest gift.
In every nap, find your inner peace.
Follow your whiskers to new adventures.
Cats teach us to live in the moment.
Be as resilient as a cat in the storm.
Independence is the cat's true superpower.
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Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
Happiness is a warm kitten.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
famous cat quotes
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." – Sigmund Freud
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." – Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." – James Herriot
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." – Terry Pratchett
"The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself." – William S. Burroughs
"A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden." – Robert Southey
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." – Leonardo da Vinci
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." – Joseph Wood Krutch
"A cat has absolute emotional honesty." – Ernest Hemingway
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." – Albert Schweitzer
cute cat quotes
Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor. – Champfleury
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. – Jean Cocteau
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. – Jane Pauley
A cat's purr is the most relaxing sound in the world.
Meow is just a hello in cat language.
Cats are like music; they soothe the soul.
cats unconditional love quotes
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. – Ernest Hemingway
Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. – Jean Cocteau
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. – William S. Burroughs
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave. – Theophile Gautier