Here are some funny and short "What About Mom" quotes:
1. What about mom? She's the one who had to deal with all of us!
2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... like mom taught me.
3. When mom says 'because I said so', don't ask questions.
4. You know what they say: 'Dad has a temper, Mom has patience.' (Just kidding, that's never true!)
5. Why do we always joke about dad being the favorite? It's clearly mom.
6. If mom doesn't like it, she'll tell you... and then make you eat it anyway.
7. What about mom? She's the one who made us wear matching clothes to church!
8. I'm not a morning person... thanks for nothing, Mom!
9. Why do we always remember what mom said, but forget everything else?
10. When in doubt, ask mom. Unless you're over 30, then she'll just tell you what you want to hear.
11. What about mom? She's the one who taught us that 'because I'm your mom' is a valid excuse for anything!
12. Why do we always think dad is funnier? Because mom is too smart to let him get away with it!
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I've got some hilarious and relatable "Funny Crazy Mom" quotes for you! Here are a few:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... to yell at my kids."
2. "Mom life: where 'wine o'clock' is an actual time of day."
3. "Crazy mom alert: when you're running on coffee fumes and prayer."
4. "I love being a mom, but some days it's like trying to herd cats while being attacked by a swarm of bees."
5. "My kids are my world, but sometimes I wish the world would just give me 10 minutes alone... or a nap."
6. "Mom hack: when you're too tired to cook dinner, just order pizza and call it 'educational research' on the importance of food delivery."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. (There's a difference, kids)."
8. "When your kid asks for a snack at 3 am, you're like, 'What do you want? A whole pizza? Fine, take it!' "
9. "Mom life: where 'quiet time' is code for 'I need to hide in the bathroom and eat an entire box of Oreos'."
10. "As a mom, I've learned that some days you just have to pretend like everything is fine... even when it's not."
11. "When your kid says they're bored, you're like, 'Well, there are 17 toys in this room, pick one!'"
12. "I'm not a morning person, but my kids don't care – they'll still wake me up at the crack of dawn and demand breakfast."
13. "Crazy mom alert: when you're so tired, you start thinking that your kid's homework is actually a fun activity to do together... for about 5 minutes."
14. "Mom life: where 'me time' means taking a shower while your kids are at school, and it's the highlight of your day."
15. "I'm not sure what's crazier – being a mom or trying to explain to my kid why we can't have a pet dragon... yet."
Remember, being a crazy mom is all about embracing the chaos, loving your kids unconditionally, and savoring those rare moments of sanity (when you actually get to enjoy that cup of coffee).
I love those! Here are some short and funny mom quotes from a daughter's perspective:
1. "Mom, you're the real MVP."
2. "You're not getting older, just more experienced... in being awesome!"
3. "Thanks for being my human Google – always answering my questions and giving me advice"
4. "I don't know what I'd do without you, Mom... except probably eat all the ice cream by myself"
5. "Mom, you're the glue that holds our family together (and also the one who does all the laundry)"
6. "You're so cool, Mom! You can even make a mom-umentary about being awesome "
7. "If I could give you a superpower, it would be 'super mom' – because that's what you are"
8. "I love how we can have deep conversations one minute and then laugh about dad's silly jokes the next"
9. "Mom, you're my safe haven, my confidante, and my partner in crime (when it comes to sneaking extra cookies)"
10. "I don't know what I'd do without our mom-daughter dance parties – they're the best therapy"
11. "Thanks for being my rock, Mom – except when I'm trying to have a good hair day, then you're more like 'hair-stein' "
12. "You're the most selfless person I know, Mom – except when it comes to sharing your snacks"
These quotes are meant to be lighthearted and playful, so feel free to modify them or come up with your own unique way of expressing your love and appreciation for your mom!
I've got some great ones for you!
Here are some humorous "What about Mom?" quotes from a daughter:
1. "Mom, I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... like you do all the time."
2. "Why did you marry Dad? Was it because he was the only one who would put up with your snoring?"
3. "Mom, what's the difference between 'I love you' and 'I tolerate you'? Asking for a friend..."
4. "You know Mom, I've been thinking... maybe we should trade places. You could be the cool mom and I'll be the one who has to deal with all your drama."
5. "Mom, how did you become so old? Did you take a nap and sleep for 40 years?"
6. "I'm not saying you're a helicopter parent, but I just saw you hovering outside my window to make sure I was doing my homework..."
7. "What's the deal with your cooking? Is it like a science experiment... where the only thing that comes out is a gas?"
8. "Mom, why do you always know how to make me feel better? Is it because you're secretly a therapist and we're just paying for her services?"
9. "Why did you name me after your mom? Was it because she was the only one who didn't judge you for naming someone after themselves?"
10. "Mom, can I ask you something? Are you sure that's what happened... or are you just making it up as you go along like usual?"
Remember, these quotes are meant to be lighthearted and playful, so don't worry if your mom doesn't exactly fit the stereotypes – every mom is unique and special in her own way!
I've got some hilarious "Mom" quotes that are perfect for Instagram:
1. "Mom life: where coffee is a hug in a mug"
2. "Warning: Mom may be tired, but she's always ready to mom"
3. "Mom doesn't have superpowers, but she can definitely make you feel like you're having a meltdown #momlife"
4. "Who needs personal space when you have kids? Mom wins again"
5. "When mom says 'relax,' it means she's about to freak out"
6. "This mom is not lazy, she's just conserving energy for tantrum-throwing and diaper-changing"
7. "Mom's superpower: being able to simultaneously cook, clean, and referee a toddler fight while maintaining eye contact with her phone"
8. "What's the difference between a mom and a superhero? One has a cape, and one has a minivan full of kids #momlife"
9. "When mom says 'I'm fine,' it means she's actually having a nervous breakdown but doesn't want to scare the kids"
10. "Mom's motto: 'I may not have it all together, but at least I have coffee and a sense of humor'"
11. "Warning: this mom has been fueled by only coffee and maternal instincts for the past 5 hours"
12. "What does Mom do when she's stressed? She breaks out into song and dance (while simultaneously doing laundry)"
13. "Mom's superpower: being able to make a mess disappear while simultaneously making another one appear (magic, folks!) #momlife"
14. "When mom says 'I love you,' it means she's actually saying 'Please don't wake me up until I've had my morning coffee'"
15. "This mom is not arguing with her kids; she's just passionately expressing her point of view while simultaneously trying to reason with tiny humans"
Feel free to use these quotes as inspiration for your Instagram post, and remember: being a mom is the most important job in the world!
Here are some short, funny mom quotes that are perfect for Instagram:
**Mom Life**
1. "Mom life: where coffee fuels my sanity and wine fuels my fun."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on mommy time"
3. "Mom mode activated: simultaneous multitasking expert"
**Parenting Humor**
1. "When you're a mom, you don't stop loving your kids, you just start yelling at them more often"
2. "Warning: Mom may appear calm and collected, but she's secretly counting down the seconds until bedtime"
3. "Mom's superpower: turning tantrums into laughter"
**Real Talk**
1. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee-and- hope-it-makes-sense person"
2. "When you're a mom, you learn to love the chaos and find beauty in the messy"
3. "Mom's mantra: 'She believes she can, so she does... even when she has no idea what she's doing'"
**Self-Care**
1. "Mom's self-care: taking a shower without an audience "
2. "When you're a mom, self-care means sneaking in a few extra minutes of quiet time"
3. "Mom's motto: 'Take care of yourself so you can take care of your family' (and then forget that rule and just survive)"
**Funny Observations**
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right (mom logic)"
2. "When you're a mom, you develop a strong sense of humor... or at least pretend to"
3. "Mom's observation: kids are like tiny dictators in disguise"
Feel free to pick your favorites and post them on Instagram!
Here are some cool mom quotes that you might enjoy:
1. "Motherhood: the only job where you're expected to be a superhero, chef, and therapist all at once."
2. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night owl, but my kids think I'm a superhero because I can make it through their days."
3. "Being a mom is the best job in the world, even on the hard days when you want to pull your hair out."
4. "Mom's Taxi" - because sometimes that's just what we are.
5. "I didn't become a mother to find myself, I became one so my kids could have a super cool mom like me."
6. "This is me: messy bun, worn jeans, and a whole lot of love for my kiddos."
7. "Being a good mom doesn't mean you're perfect; it means you're always trying to be better for your kids."
8. "Mom's are the original 'do-it-all-ers' - we can change diapers, cook dinner, and referee sports all at once (and still manage to look fabulous)."
9. "My child may not remember my words, but they will never forget how I made them feel."
10. "A mom is someone who loves you more than pizza, and that's a lot of love."
11. "I don't have superpowers, but I can make my kids feel like they do when we're playing superheroes together."
12. "Mom's are the glue that holds families together - even when our hair looks like it's been put through a wringer."
13. "I'm not just a mom, I'm a teacher, mentor, and life coach all rolled into one (and sometimes a referee too)."
14. "A mom is someone who can turn her child's frown upside down with a simple 'I love you' or a favorite hug."
15. "Being a mom isn't about being perfect; it's about being present and loving your kids with every fiber of your being."
These quotes are meant to be humorous, relatable, and endearing - after all, being a mom is the coolest job in the world!
Here are some funny and relatable short quotes for first-time moms:
1. "I used to think sleep was overrated. Now I know it's a myth perpetuated by sadists."
2. "This is what they mean by 'sleep when your baby sleeps.' Also, eat pizza when you're hungry."
3. "I've learned that 'mom mode' is just a fancy term for 'zombie mode with diapers'"
4. "Who needs coffee when you have spit-up and diaper blowouts?"
5. "This parenting thing is like playing a game of Jenga... except instead of blocks, it's tantrums and sleep deprivation."
6. "I've discovered that the secret to happiness is not actually having a clean house or a social life, but rather having a full diaper bag"
7. "What's the difference between a first-time mom and a crazy person? One has a baby, the other has a cat... same difference "
8. "When they said 'it takes a village,' I thought it was just a nice thing to say. Now I know it means 10 people will help you change one diaper"
9. "I've realized that being a mom is like being a superhero... except instead of a cape, I have a messy bun and a sense of impending doom "
10. "The only thing more exhausting than parenting is trying to explain why my baby is fussy to my in-laws over the phone"
11. "What's the deal with babies having tiny hands? Are they trying to steal our snacks or something?"
12. "I've learned that 'first-time mom' is just a euphemism for 'clueless, sleep-deprived, and totally winging it'"
13. "Who needs therapy when you have a baby's first smile?"
14. "The only thing more adorable than my baby's face is the look on my husband's face when he realizes he's responsible for this tiny human too"
15. "What's the secret to success? Feeding your baby, changing diapers, and pretending like sleep is an option"
Remember, being a first-time mom can be overwhelming, but it's also an incredible experience!