A great combo! Here are some funny and short Monday morning quotes to help you start the day with a smile:
1. "Monday: because sleep is overrated."
2. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early... for next week's meeting."
3. "Coffee fuels my Monday."
4. "The only thing worse than Monday is Tuesday."
5. "Good morning! And by 'good,' I mean 'just okay' since it's Monday."
6. "Monday: where we all pretend to be functioning humans until noon"
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... for the rest of the week."
8. "It's Monday! Time to put away my weekend warrior costume and don my adulting cape."
9. "The weekend was so last night."
10. "Monday: because nothing says 'motivation' like a caffeine-fueled panic attack at 7 am"
11. "I'm not hungover, I just have a... creative interpretation of the concept of 'morning' "
12. "Time to put on my Monday face... aka my 'I just woke up and realized it's Monday' expression"
Feel free to share your favorite(s) with colleagues or friends to kick-start a fun Monday morning!
Here are some funny and relatable Monday morning quotes to brighten up your coworkers' day:
1. "Monday: because coffee is the answer to all of life's questions."
2. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed... on Mondays"
3. "Monday motivation: Let's pretend we're all excited to be back at work today"
4. "Good morning! Or as I like to call it, 'The day my weekend is officially over'"
5. "Why did the Monday go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little 'bleh'!"
6. "Monday morning: When your coffee mug says 'I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode"
7. "What's the best way to start the week? With a healthy dose of sarcasm and a strong cup of coffee, of course"
8. "Why do Mondays have to be a thing? Can't we just skip ahead to Tuesday already?"
9. "Monday motivation: Because sometimes you need a reminder that it's not all bad... there's always coffee"
10. "What do you call Monday morning? The day your weekend goes from 'hangover' to 'hang-in-there'"
11. "Why did the employee bring a ladder to work on Monday? To reach new levels of procrastination"
12. "Monday quote: 'The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing... and then spend 30 minutes scrolling through social media instead'"
Share these with your coworkers, and you might just start their week off on a lighter note!
Monday motivation! Here are some positive Monday quotes to help kick-start your week:
1. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
2. "It's not the load that breaks you down, it's how you carry it." - Oprah Winfrey
3. "Monday morning, fresh start. Believe in yourself, take on the day!" - Unknown
4. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela
5. "A new week brings a new chance to make this one better than the last." - Unknown
6. "Monday morning, Monday motivation! You got this!"
7. "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think."
8. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
9. "It's not about being perfect, it's about being better today than you were yesterday." - Unknown
10. "Monday, Monday, Monday! A fresh start, a new beginning. You got this!"
11. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
12. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
13. "Monday morning, time to shine! Believe in yourself and crush your goals."
14. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar
15. "The greatest adventure you can take is to live the life which has been given to you." - Henry David Thoreau
I hope these positive Monday quotes inspire and motivate you to tackle the week ahead!
Funny Monday quotes and images can be a great way to kick off the week with a smile. Here are some ideas:
**Funny Monday Quotes**
1. "Monday's not so bad, right? It's just Tuesday's evil twin."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... until Friday"
3. "Monday morning: where coffee is the only reason to get out of bed"
4. "The weekend was great, but Monday's like, 'Hey, remember me?'"
5. "Why do Mondays have to exist? Can't we just skip straight to happy hour?"
**Funny Monday Images**
1. A cartoon character waking up on Monday morning with a thought bubble saying, "Ugh, why did the weekend have to end?"
2. A humorous illustration of a coffee cup with a superhero cape and the caption, "Monday's only hero"
3. A meme featuring a cat or dog looking dejected on a Monday morning, with the quote, "I used to be a weekend warrior... now I'm just a Monday martyr"
4. An image of a person running away from their alarm clock on Monday morning, with the caption, "Monday's got me running from reality"
5. A funny cartoon of a character stuck in a never-ending loop of Monday mornings, with the quote, "Monday: where the only constant is disappointment"
Feel free to use these ideas as inspiration or share them directly with your audience!
Here are some funny Monday morning quotes with images to help brighten your day:
1. **"Monday motivation: You're one step closer to Friday."**
Image: A cat waking up from a nap, stretching, and giving a thumbs-up
2. **"Good morning! Remember, Monday is just like Tuesday, only louder."**
Image: A cartoon character with a megaphone screaming "Wake up!"
3. **"Monday vibes: When you finally understand that adulting is hard..."**
Image: A comic strip of a grown person holding a coffee cup and looking confused
4. **"Motivation Monday: You got this! (Just don't forget your morning coffee)"**
Image: A superhero holding a mug of coffee, with a cape fluttering behind them
5. **"Monday morning, meet your new best friend: Procrastination."**
Image: A person lounging on the couch, surrounded by snacks and video games
6. **"Rise and shine! (Or just rise, I'll handle the shining part)"**
Image: A funny cat meme with a caption like "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy"
7. **"Monday motivation: You're one day closer to your goals... or at least to the weekend"**
Image: A motivational poster with a picture of a person running towards a sunny horizon
8. **"Good morning! Remember, Monday is like that one friend who always shows up late..."**
Image: A cartoon character sleeping in, with a clock ticking in the background
9. **"Motivation Monday: Don't worry if you don't have it all figured out... yet."**
Image: A person looking at a puzzle piece, thinking "Hmm, maybe I'll just wing it"
10. **"Monday morning, meet your new best friend: Caffeine."**
Image: A coffee cup with a smiley face and a caption like "Hello, old friend"
I hope these funny Monday morning quotes and images bring a smile to your face! 😊
Here are some funny and positive Monday quotes to start your week off right:
1. "Monday, meet my coffee. Coffee, meet Monday."
2. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed. And by 'fashionable', I mean I slept in."
3. "This Monday is going to be lit...ly awful. Just kidding, it's gonna be awesome! (Maybe.)"
4. "Monday morning motivation: Coffee. That's it. Just coffee."
5. "Why did the chicken cross the road on Monday? To get away from the meeting!"
6. "Monday vibes: Wake up, stretch, and pretend you're a functioning adult."
7. "This is how I'll tackle Mondays: With a smile, a song in my heart, and a healthy dose of sarcasm."
8. "The only thing more exhausting than Monday morning is trying to explain to your cat why you can't go back to bed."
9. "Monday's like the awkward cousin at the family reunion. You're not really sure what to do with it, but you'll tolerate it for a little while."
10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Monday energy-saving mode."
11. "This week is going to be amazing! And by 'amazing', I mean it won't be completely terrible... probably."
12. "Monday's like the first page of your favorite book – you know it's gonna take a while to get to the good stuff, but you're excited for the journey!"
13. "The only thing more important than a good cup of coffee on Monday is not hitting the snooze button 17 times."
14. "Mondays are like pizza – even when they're bad, they can still be pretty great."
15. "I'm so ready for this Monday! Said no one ever... until the morning coffee kicks in."
Feel free to pick your favorite and share it with friends or use it as a motivational (or un-motivational) quote to start your week off right!
I think you meant "Hump Day" quotes, which is a common slang term for Wednesday!
But if you're looking for funny quotes related to Monday blues, here are some:
1. "Monday morning: where coffee and procrastination are the best friends."
2. "Why did the clock go to therapy? It was feeling wound up... on Mondays."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode until Tuesday."
4. "Mondays are like that one friend who always shows up late: 'Sorry, didn't mean to ruin your week'."
5. "Why do we have to start the day when we're still trying to figure out what we did last night?"
6. "Monday motivation: Coffee, Netflix, repeat."
7. "What's the difference between Monday and Groundhog Day? One has a bear; one has a Bill Murray movie."
8. "I'm not hungover from the weekend; I'm just allergic to mornings."
9. "Mondays are like rebooting your computer after a long gaming session: it takes a minute, but eventually, you'll get there."
10. "Why do we have to adult on Mondays? Can't we just play pretend and have a snowball fight instead?"
Feel free to use these quotes to brighten up someone's Monday morning!
Here are some funny Monday quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Monday's not so bad... it's just a minor setback before the rest of the week gets better #MotivationMonday"
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode on Mondays #HahaGoodOne"
3. "Monday vibes: When you're trying to adult but your coffee hasn't kicked in yet #CoffeeLover"
4. "It's Monday Funday! Because what else is there to do but laugh at the absurdity of it all? #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine"
5. "Who needs a morning routine when you can just hit snooze and pretend it's still Sunday? #MondayBlues"
6. "I'm not hungover, I'm just experiencing Monday fatigue #SundayFundayStillGoingStrong"
7. "When Monday morning feels like the apocalypse: Send help (or coffee) #MondayMotivation"
8. "Why do Mondays have to be so... serious? Can't we just have a 'Bring Your Pet Rock' day instead? #PetRockMonday"
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my Monday energy for more important things... like scrolling through Instagram #SelfCareSunday"
10. "Monday's are like pizza: Even when they're bad, they're still pretty good #PizzaParty"
Feel free to copy and paste these funny Monday quotes onto your Instagram post!