Here are some short and funny New Year's quotes:
1. "2023, I'm ready for you...mostly."
2. "New year, who dis?"
3. "I made a resolution to be better in 2023, but let's be real, it'll probably fail by February."
4. "Happy New Year! Now, where did I put my diet plan?"
5. "Out with the old, in with the new...and all the Netflix shows I've been meaning to watch"
6. "I'm not saying I'm going to start fresh in 2023, but I might reorganize my mess into a slightly-less-messier mess."
7. "New year, new me...or at least, that's what I'll tell myself until February 1st when I give up on my resolutions"
8. "I've decided to make this year all about self-care...self-care meaning eating Cheetos in bed while watching cat videos"
9. "2023 is going to be the year of getting fit, being productive, and still binge-watching Netflix at 2am"
10. "Here's to another year of making promises I won't keep and then blaming it on the calendar"
11. "New year, new me...or rather, a slightly more organized version of my usual self"
12. "I resolve to be better in 2023, but let's just say I'm setting the bar low this time around"
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny quotes to start the new year at work:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than our meeting agendas."
2. "I'm not saying I'm going to crush my goals this year, but I might accidentally overachieve and have to find a new hobby."
3. "May the coffee be strong and the meetings be few in the coming year!"
4. "New year, who dis? Same team, same struggles, same memes"
5. "I resolve to not let our company's slow Wi-Fi get me down... much"
6. "It's a new year! Time to set those goals and forget them by February 15th"
7. "May your inbox be empty, your to-do list be short, and your boss be kind this year"
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode until the new year's resolutions kick in"
9. "Who needs a 'New Year, New Me' when you can have a 'New Year, Same Me' with slightly better time management skills?"
10. "Wishing our team a happy and productive new year... or at least a well-caffeinated one"
Feel free to pick the ones that fit your workplace humor best!
Here are some New Year's funny quotes for friends:
1. "Happy New Year to all my friends who are still pretending to be adults."
2. "May the new year bring you all the things you want, minus one or two because let's be real, you don't need that much."
3. "New year, same me: still eating Cheetos in bed and watching Netflix until 3 am"
4. "I'm not making any resolutions this year because I'm a grown-up and can do whatever I want (but let's be real, I'll probably just eat more pizza)."
5. "Happy New Year to all my friends who are still trying to adult but secretly just want to play with Legos."
6. "May your new year be filled with laughter, love, and only a moderate amount of embarrassing stories about yourself that you'll tell at parties for the next three months."
7. "New year, same struggles: still trying to figure out how to use Snapchat filters without looking like a middle schooler"
8. "I hope your new year is as lit as my Instagram posts (but let's be real, probably not)"
9. "Happy New Year to all my friends who are still trying to adult but secretly just want to play with cats for hours on end."
10. "May the new year bring you all the things you want, minus one or two because let's be real, you don't need that much (but if you do, I'll try to help you get it, I guess)."
11. "New year, same me: still eating ice cream for breakfast and pretending it's a 'treat' "
12. "I'm not making any resolutions this year because I'm a grown-up and can do whatever I want (but let's be real, I'll probably just watch more cat videos)"
13. "Happy New Year to all my friends who are still trying to adult but secretly just want to play with Legos"
14. "May your new year be filled with laughter, love, and only a moderate amount of embarrassing stories about yourself that you'll tell at parties for the next three months."
15. "New year, same struggles: still trying to figure out how to use Snapchat filters without looking like a middle schooler"
Feel free to pick your favorite one (or two, or three...) to share with your friends!
Here are some funny New Year's quotes to start the year off right:
1. "I'm not saying I'm lazy, but if I had a penny for every time I said 'just five more minutes', I'd have 5 whole minutes."
2. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be stronger than your hangover."
3. "I'm not sure what's more exhausting, the countdown to midnight or the counting down of my Netflix watchlist."
4. "What's the best way to predict the future? Lie awake at 3am and think about it."
5. "I wish I could say that I'm looking forward to a peaceful new year, but let's be real... it's January."
6. "As we bid adieu to this chaotic year, remember: we're all just trying not to crash into each other on the highway of life."
7. "The only thing more tiring than celebrating New Year's Eve is recovering from it."
8. "I'm not a morning person, but I do enjoy making promises to myself that I'll start being one someday."
9. "What's the best way to start the year? With a bang... or at least with a decent cup of coffee."
10. "If you're feeling anxious about the new year, just remember: it's not like we haven't made it through 2020 already."
11. "I hope your New Year's resolutions are as strong as your January motivation to start them."
12. "May your 2023 be filled with laughter, love, and only a moderate amount of Netflix binges."
13. "What did the calendar say when it was told it had to get a new job? 'Well, I'm just not feeling like I'm in the loop anymore.'"
14. "I wish I could say that I'm excited for the new year, but honestly, I'm just hoping my credit card company doesn't raise its interest rate."
15. "The best way to predict the future is to make a list of things you hope don't happen... and then promptly forget it."
Hope these quotes bring some humor and joy to your New Year's celebrations!
Here are some very short, funny quotes:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Crazy people are my spirit animal."
3. "Tacos: because adulting is hard"
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
5. "Procrastination: the only thing I do well"
6. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"
7. "Wine: because adulting is hard"
8. "My life is a mess, but my hair looks great"
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours"
10. "Don't watch me cook, it's not pretty"
11. "Life hack: put a Band-Aid on your phone to remind you to take a break"
12. "If you can read this, thank a teacher (or Google)"
13. "Good things come to those who wait, but also to those who don't have patience"
14. "I'm not saying I'm old, I'm just saying my birthday is closer than I am to the couch"
15. "Adulting is hard, but someone has to do it"
These quotes are short, funny, and relatable, making them perfect for sharing on social media or using as a pick-me-up when you need a laugh!
Here are some funny New Year's one-liners:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be stronger than your willpower to break them."
2. "I'm not making any resolutions this year because I don't want to lie to myself again."
3. "Out with the old, in with the new... same old me, just a few years older."
4. "2023, here's hoping you're better than 2022... or at least less terrible."
5. "I'm excited for this new year because I get to start over and make all the same mistakes again!"
6. "May your New Year be filled with good vibes, great memories, and not too many hangovers"
7. "What's the opposite of a fresh start? That's what I'm looking forward to in 2023."
8. "Happy New Year! May your calendar be filled with adventure, your fridge be filled with leftovers, and your social media be filled with FOMO."
9. "I'm not saying this year was a disaster, but I think I just heard the sound of my hopes and dreams crashing down around me... in a good way?"
10. "Wishing you a New Year that's better than the last one, or at least as good as the last one"
11. "May your resolutions be like a diet – temporary and unrealistic."
12. "Here's to 2023 being the year I finally learn to adult... just kidding, I'll probably just get more creative with my excuses"
13. "What's the best way to start a new year? With a bang! (Or at least a decent hangover)"
14. "I'm looking forward to another year of trying to be a functioning member of society while secretly being a hot mess"
15. "May your New Year be filled with laughter, love, and not too many arguments over whose turn it is to do the dishes"
Remember, these one-liners are meant to be light-hearted and humorous. Happy New Year!
Yearbook quotes are a time-honored tradition in many schools, and funny ones can be especially entertaining. Here are some examples of humorous yearbook quotes that might give you a chuckle:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
3. "I came, I saw, I conquered... my bed during nap time."
4. "My life motto: Eat, sleep, repeat. (And occasionally attend class.)"
5. "Don't worry about me, I'm fine. Just trying to figure out this whole 'growing up' thing..."
6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you algebra, pretend it's a joke."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
8. "My superpower is being able to fall asleep anywhere, anytime."
9. "Life hack: Just add coffee (or in my case, just add Netflix)."
10. "Why do they call it 'rush hour' when you're always running late?"
11. "If I had a dollar for every time I procrastinated, I'd have at least one dollar... maybe."
12. "My favorite thing about high school: The food in the cafeteria is only slightly worse than the food in my mom's kitchen."
13. "Don't worry, I'm not boring. I just have a lot of experience being bored."
14. "When in doubt, just pretend you're a superhero and save the day (or at least the couch)."
15. "My secret to success: I always put my best foot forward... unless it's raining, then I just stay inside."
These quotes poke fun at everyday high school experiences, from procrastination and sleep to food in the cafeteria and superpowers. They're lighthearted and relatable, making them great additions to a yearbook!
Here are some inspiring and motivational New Year quotes to help you start the year off right:
1. "New year, new me." - Unknown
2. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
3. "As we begin this new year, let us not forget that we have been given a precious gift: another chance to start anew." - Unknown
4. "May your new year be filled with joy, laughter, and adventure." - Unknown
5. "The best way to predict your future is to create it." - Abraham Lincoln
6. "New beginnings are like blank pages in a book, waiting for the story of our lives to unfold." - Unknown
7. "Every new day brings us closer to realizing our dreams." - Unknown
8. "May this new year be filled with hope, joy, and opportunities to make a positive impact on the world." - Unknown
9. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
10. "New year, same me... just better." - Unknown
11. "Life is a book of blank pages, waiting for us to write our own story." - Unknown
12. "May this new year bring you courage, strength, and resilience." - Unknown
13. "The future is not set in stone; it's up to us to shape it with our choices." - Unknown
14. "New beginnings are a reminder that we always have the power to start anew." - Unknown
15. "May this new year be filled with laughter, tears of joy, and memories to cherish." - Unknown
Remember, these quotes are meant to inspire and motivate you as you start the new year. Take some time to reflect on what they mean to you and how you can apply them to your life.
Some popular New Year's resolutions include:
1. Improving physical health through exercise and healthy eating.
2. Learning a new skill or hobby.
3. Setting career goals and working towards promotions or new opportunities.
4. Building stronger relationships with family and friends.
5. Practicing mindfulness, gratitude, or meditation to improve mental well-being.
Whatever your resolutions may be, remember that it's okay to start small and adjust as needed. The most important thing is to have a positive attitude and a willingness to learn and grow throughout the year!