Here are some short and funny New Year's sayings:
1. "Happy New Year! May all your dreams come true, and if they don't, there's always pizza."
2. "Out with the old, in with the new...same old me, just more experienced!"
3. "May this year be as bright as your future and as warm as a hug from a loved one"
4. "Happy New Year! Wishing you a year of good vibes, great hair days, and minimal hangovers"
5. "New year, who dis? Same old me, just with a new expiration date"
6. "May the new year bring you joy, love, and an endless supply of coffee"
7. "Here's to another year of trying to adult, but still eating cereal for dinner"
8. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be as strong as your Netflix password"
9. "New year, same me: still procrastinating, still snacking, still hoping for the best"
10. "May this year bring you clarity, confidence, and a healthy dose of sarcasm"
I hope these funny New Year's sayings inspire some laughter and good cheer!
Here are some short and funny New Year's wishes:
1. "May your new year be as lit as the fireworks on January 1st, but not as loud as your aunt's gossip."
2. "Wishing you a year that's more 'prosperous' than my cat's ability to knock over plants."
3. "May your New Year's resolutions be as strong as your willpower, and not as fleeting as your January motivation."
4. "Here's to a new year of making questionable life choices and pretending they were the best idea ever!"
5. "Wishing you a year that's as fun as a game night with friends, but without the risk of someone accidentally setting off the fire alarm."
6. "May your New Year be filled with laughter, love, and only a few minor betrayals from your significant other."
7. "Here's to another year of adulting... sort of!"
8. "Wishing you a year that's as bright as your future, but not as shiny as the surface of a freshly polished mirror."
9. "May your New Year be as cozy as a blanket on a cold winter night, and not as awkward as that one cousin at family gatherings."
10. "Here's to another year of trying to adult, but mostly just eating Cheetos in PJs and pretending it's self-care."
11. "Wishing you a year that's as smooth as a fine wine, but not as likely to give you a headache the next morning."
12. "May your New Year be filled with adventure, excitement, and only a few minor instances of existential dread."
Remember, these are just for fun and shouldn't be taken too seriously!
Here are some funny New Year's sayings you can use to wish your friends:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be stronger than your hangover"
2. "Wishing you a year that's 'lit' from start to finish (but not too lit)"
3. "May your New Year be filled with laughter, love, and minimal Netflix bingeing"
4. "Here's to another year of adulting... sort of "
5. "Wishing you a year as bright as your future (and also as bright as the hangover from last night)"
6. "Happy New Year! May your calendar be full of adventures, not just laundry days"
7. "May your resolutions include more coffee, more books, and more memes"
8. "Wishing you a year that's filled with good vibes, great friends, and no ghosting"
9. "Here's to another year of making memories (and also making excuses for why we didn't actually go out tonight)"
10. "May your New Year be as sparkly as your Instagram stories (but not too sparkly)"
11. "Wishing you a year that's full of surprises, and not just the kind that make you say 'what did I just do?'"
12. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions include more self-care, less procrastination, and more pizza"
13. "May your New Year be as fresh as a blank calendar page (but not too fresh)"
14. "Wishing you a year of new beginnings, new adventures, and no more 'I'll just finish this one last level...'"
15. "Here's to another year of trying to adult, but mostly just winging it"
Feel free to pick the ones that resonate with your friendship and send them off to your friends!
Here are some funny New Year's one-liners:
1. "Happy New Year! And by 'new,' I mean just a few hours older than last night."
2. "I'm not saying this year was bad, but I'm pretty sure I heard the clock striking 'back to normal' at midnight."
3. "New Year, who dis?"
4. "I'm not making any resolutions for 2023. I'm just going to aim for a few less calories and a few more Netflix hours."
5. "It's not that I don't have hopes and dreams for the new year... it's just that my expectations are really low, so I won't be disappointed."
6. "I'm excited to see what 2023 has in store! Said no one ever, but I'll pretend to mean it."
7. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your hangover."
8. "What's the point of making a resolution if you're just going to break it by January 15th?"
9. "I'm not saying I'm going to change my ways in the new year, but I might try to remember what day it is more often."
10. "2023: The year I'll finally learn how to use Snapchat"
11. "New Year's resolution: to only eat pizza on Fridays and Sundays. Okay, fine, every day."
12. "May your 2023 be filled with laughter, joy, and not too many embarrassing stories you'll regret telling at the end of the year."
Feel free to modify or use them as is!
A savage reply for the new year! Here are a few options:
1. "New year, same you."
2. "May your resolutions last longer than your hangover from the party tonight."
3. "Wishing you a year as lit as the fireworks display outside your window... but not too lit that you forget to water your plants."
4. "Here's to another year of pretending to be an adult!"
5. "New year, new me? More like same old same old, just with more wrinkles."
6. "May this year bring you all the things you want, minus the ones you actually need."
7. "Wishing you a year as fresh as a blank calendar... but not too fresh that you forget to leave your dirty socks on the floor."
8. "Here's to another year of adulting... or at least pretending to!"
9. "New year, new you? No, just new coffee beans and same old procrastination habits."
10. "May this year be as exciting as a tax return... but not too exciting that you forget to do your taxes."
Remember to use these with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor, or at least with someone who can appreciate a good joke!
Here are some inspiring and motivational New Year quotes to help you ring in the new year with positivity and enthusiasm:
1. "New Year, who dis?" - Unknown
2. "A new year is like a blank canvas. Fill it with colors of your choice." - Unknown
3. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
4. "The best way to predict your future is to create it." - Abraham Lincoln
5. "New Year, new me... or at least a slightly improved version of me." - Unknown
6. "Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, 'What will you do for me this time?' " - Alfred Lord Tennyson
7. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke (but can be applied to new year's resolutions)
8. "New Year, same struggles... just with a few new tricks up my sleeve." - Unknown
9. "Do something today that your future self will thank you for." - Unknown
10. "The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life which has been given you." - Theodore Roosevelt
11. "A year from now, you'll wish you had started this New Year's resolution a year ago." - Unknown
12. "May your new year be filled with laughter, love, and adventures that leave you breathless." - Unknown
13. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela (but can be applied to new year's resolutions)
14. "New Year, new goals... same old me, just with a few more wrinkles." - Unknown
15. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar (but can be applied to new year's resolutions)
I hope these quotes inspire and motivate you to make the most of your New Year!
Here are some hilarious Happy New Year quotes for you:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last at least until Valentine's Day."
2. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for this new year. Happy 2023!"
3. "Happy New Year to all, and to all a good laugh. Don't forget to keep your sense of humor in the new year too!"
4. "May your New Year be filled with laughter, love, and not too many hangovers. Cheers!"
5. "I don't have any resolutions for this new year, but I do have some goals... like eating more pizza."
6. "Happy New Year! May your life in the coming year be as bright and beautiful as a fireworks display on a cold winter's night."
7. "Here's to another year of trying to adult, but mostly just watching Netflix in pajamas."
8. "May your new year be filled with all the things that bring you joy... like cats, dogs, and maybe even a few memes."
9. "I hope your New Year is as good as my hair looks after a trip to the salon."
10. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than my attention span on social media."
11. "May your new year be filled with laughter, love, and only one or two (or ten) bad karaoke performances."
12. "Here's to another year of trying to eat healthy, but mostly just eating pizza rolls for breakfast."
13. "I hope your New Year is as lit as my Instagram stories... at least until they get lost in the void of cyberspace."
14. "May your new year be filled with good vibes, great friends, and only a few awkward small talk moments."
15. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than a teenager's attention span on Snapchat."
I hope these quotes bring some humor and joy to your Happy New Year celebrations!
I'd love to help you with that! Here are some very short, funny quotes:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Caffeine fueled, sarcasm included."
3. "Procrastination: the art of doing nothing efficiently."
4. "My life is a mess, but my hair looks great."
5. "Warning: cat may be cute, but it's also plotting to take over the world."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
7. "Don't panic. Just fake it until you make it... or figure out what's going on."
8. "My brain is 90% 'What's for lunch?' and 10% actually thinking about things."
9. "Life hack: just pretend to be a functioning adult, even if you're not."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
11. "Coffee is the answer to all of life's questions, except 'What did I do wrong?'"
12. "My superpower is being able to eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting."
Feel free to share your own favorite short funny quotes!