Here are some short and funny New Year's quotes:
1. "2023: The year I finally learn to adult... just kidding, that's never happening."
2. "New year, who dis?"
3. "I'm not making any resolutions this year. I'm just gonna pretend it's still 2022."
4. "Happy new year! May your hangover be mild and your Netflix subscription strong"
5. "Out with the old, in with the same old habits"
6. "2023: The year I finally learn to make a decent cup of coffee... just kidding, that's not happening either"
7. "May your new year be filled with laughter, love, and only 3 am pizza cravings"
8. "New year, same me: still eating Cheetos in my pajamas at 10 pm"
9. "2023: The year I try to adult, but really just want to play video games all day"
10. "Out with the old, in with the new... hangover remedy"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and help you start the new year off right!
Here are some short and funny New Year wishes:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than my attention span."
2. "Wishing you a year that's lit, not just the fireworks"
3. "May the new year bring you good vibes only (and a few decent hair days)"
4. "Here's to another year of adulting... sort of"
5. "Happy New Year! May your 2023 be better than your 2022, and if not, there's always 2024 "
6. "Wishing you a new year that's as sweet as the treats you'll eat during the holidays"
7. "May the new year bring you more laughter, less stress, and a decent Wi-Fi signal"
8. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be strong, but not stronger than your Netflix habits "
9. "Wishing you a year that's filled with love, joy, and only 10% more procrastination"
10. "May the new year bring you good health, wealth, and a healthy dose of sarcasm"
11. "Happy New Year! May your year be as bright as the confetti and as loud as the fireworks (but not too loud because let's be real, neighbors)"
12. "Wishing you a year that's full of adventure, excitement, and only 5% more anxiety"
Feel free to copy-paste or modify them to fit your needs!
Here are some funny and relatable "Happy New Year" quotes that you can use at work:
1. "Happy New Year to all my colleagues who are already tired of making resolutions and breaking them by January 3rd"
2. "May the coming year bring us more productivity, fewer meetings, and a never-ending supply of coffee"
3. "Here's to a new year and a fresh chance to impress our bosses with our mediocre work habits"
4. "Wishing you all a year filled with joy, laughter, and only occasional frustration at your coworkers' antics"
5. "Happy New Year! May the odds be ever in your favor (to get that promotion)"
6. "May this new year bring us more opportunities to procrastinate, and fewer chances of getting caught"
7. "Wishing you a year as smooth as our company's mission statement, but less likely to put everyone to sleep"
8. "Happy New Year! May we all learn to love Mondays (or at least tolerate them)"
9. "May the new year bring us more creativity, innovative ideas, and fewer 'blue sky' meetings"
10. "Here's to a year of growth, learning, and never having to use the phrase 'I forgot my password again'"
11. "Wishing you all a year filled with excitement, adventure, and only occasional disappointment at your fantasy football team's performance"
12. "May this new year bring us more collaboration, better communication, and fewer misunderstandings about whose turn it is to grab lunch"
Remember to keep things light-hearted and respectful, especially if you're sharing these quotes in a work setting.
Here are some Happy New Year funny quotes you can share with your friends:
1. "Happy New Year, may all your problems be as fleeting as a Instagram story"
2. "I hope this year is better than the last one... but let's be real, it'll probably just be more of the same"
3. "May your resolutions be strong and your hangovers be weak"
4. "New year, new me... said nobody after midnight on January 1st"
5. "Happy New Year! May your calendar be filled with laughter, love, and Netflix binge-watching"
6. "I'm not saying I'm going to make a resolution, but I do promise to try really hard for like 2 weeks"
7. "May the odds be ever in your favor... and may you actually stick to those gym memberships"
8. "New year, new me... said my credit card after buying all that stuff on sale"
9. "Happy New Year! May your hangover be as short-lived as a Kanye West tweetstorm"
10. "May this year bring you as much joy as an endless supply of cat videos"
11. "I resolve to do better, but let's be real, I'll probably just rewatch Stranger Things for the 12th time instead "
12. "Happy New Year! May your goals be high, your expectations low, and your snacks always nearby"
Feel free to share these funny quotes with your friends on social media or in a group chat to bring some laughter and humor into their new year!
Here are some funny New Year's one-liners:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be strong and your hangover be weak."
2. "2023 is here! Time to make some promises we'll probably break by February."
3. "Out with the old, in with the new... and a bunch of unfulfilled goals"
4. "New year, same me: still making excuses not to go to the gym"
5. "May your New Year be filled with laughter, love, and only occasional regret"
6. "2023: The year I'm gonna start eating healthier... after all those holiday cookies"
7. "Happy New Year! May your new year's resolutions last longer than my Netflix subscription "
8. "New year, who dis? Same old me, still procrastinating on adulting"
9. "Wishing you a New Year filled with hope, joy, and only 12 more days until the next pay period"
10. "2023: The year I'm gonna start taking risks... in my fantasy football league"
Feel free to use them as-is or modify them to fit your humor style!
Here are some very short, funny quotes:
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
8. What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no sea!
9. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be a sedan!
10. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
11. Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish!
12. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
13. Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough!
14. Why do bananas always go to the doctor? They aren't peeling well!
15. I'm not lazy, I'm just on catnap.
These quotes are designed to be short, sweet, and silly – perfect for a quick laugh!
Here are some inspiring and motivational New Year quotes to help you start the year off right:
**Motivational**
1. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
2. "New year, new me, new possibilities!" - Unknown
3. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
4. "The best way to predict your future is to create it." - Abraham Lincoln
**Inspirational**
1. "May the new year bring you joy, peace, and happiness!" - Unknown
2. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela
3. "The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams." - Oprah Winfrey
4. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
**Funny**
1. "I'm not a morning person, but I'm making an exception for New Year's resolutions... and coffee."
2. "New year, same me: still procrastinating, still eating cereal for dinner"
3. "I resolve to be more responsible... after January 31st"
**Short and Sweet**
1. "New year, new chapter."
2. "Write your own story this year!"
3. "May the new year bring you sunshine!"
Remember, a new year is a fresh start, full of possibilities!
The nostalgia of funny yearbook quotes!
Yearbooks are a treasure trove of memories, and the quotes within can be hilarious, relatable, or even cringeworthy (in a good way). Here are some examples:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - [Name]
2. "Warning: I may be small in stature, but I have a big attitude and an even bigger appetite for pizza."
3. "Future goals: become a professional couch warmer."
4. "If you're reading this, it means I survived another year of school."
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
6. "I came, I saw, I conquered... the cafeteria line."
7. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried and claim you meant to do it that way."
8. "My superpower is being able to eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting."
9. "This year was a wild ride, but I'm just glad my sanity survived."
10. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for donuts and coffee."
Some honorable mentions:
* A quote that read, "I'm not a people person, but I do like pizza" (and it wasn't even a joke!).
* Another one that said, "My future plans: become a professional Netflix binge-watcher."
* And this classic: "If you're looking for me, I'll be the one sleeping in my bed at 3 PM."
These quotes are not only entertaining but also provide a glimpse into the personalities and quirks of the students who wrote them.