Here are some short and funny New Year's quotes:
1. "New year, who dis?"
2. "May your year be filled with laughter, love, and Netflix."
3. "Happy New Year to all my favorite people - you know who you are!"
4. "I'm not making any resolutions this year. I'm just going to pretend it's still 2022."
5. "Here's to another year of pretending to be a functioning adult!"
6. "May your New Year be as lit as your aunt's gossip"
7. "I resolve to eat more pizza and less broccoli. That's my motto for the next 365 days!"
8. "Happy New Year! May your year be filled with good vibes, great hair, and no hangovers"
9. "New year, same me: lazy, hungry, and slightly hungover"
10. "I'm not saying I'm going to fail at my resolutions this year... but I'm definitely considering it."
11. "May your New Year be as sparkly as your Instagram filter"
12. "Here's to another year of making promises we won't keep!"
13. "Happy New Year! May your year be filled with adventure, excitement, and occasional panic attacks"
14. "New year, same me: still trying to adult, but mostly just winging it"
15. "May your New Year be as bright as your future (and your highlight reel on social media)"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some inspirational New Year's quotes with a dash of humor:
1. "2023 is going to be the year I finally master the art of making coffee without spilling it on my shirt... and other life goals"
2. "I'm not saying goodbye to 2022, but I'm definitely giving it the side-eye as I head into 2023 with a fresh start (and a clean shirt)"
3. "New year, who dis? Same me, different calendar. Let's do this!"
4. "In 2023, I resolve to be more like my cat: lazy, adorable, and always landing on my feet"
5. "I'm not making any New Year's resolutions because I know I'll just end up eating the whole pizza by myself... but a girl can dream, right?"
6. "As we bid adieu to 2022, remember that it's okay to be a hot mess sometimes – it's all part of the human experience (and also my expertise)"
7. "In 2023, I vow to take more naps, eat more pizza, and pretend I'm still in my 20s (at least on Instagram)"
8. "New year, new me... same old habits, just with a fresh coat of paint"
9. "If 2022 was any indication, 2023 is going to be the year I perfect the art of procrastination – and also finish that one project I've been putting off for months "
10. "As we start anew in 2023, remember: it's okay to not have it all together... unless you're a superhero, then go ahead and save the world"
11. "I'm not making any New Year's resolutions because I know I'll just break them by February – but hey, at least I tried!"
12. "In 2023, I resolve to be more spontaneous... like when I spontaneously decide to order takeout at 10 PM"
Remember, the most important thing is to have fun and laugh along with your friends as you ring in the new year!
Here are some funny and motivating New Year's quotes that you can use at work:
1. "New year, new me... same old email habits"
2. "It's not just a new year, it's a new chance to finally get all those TPS reports done"
3. "Out with the old, in with the new... and hopefully fewer micromanaging managers"
4. "Happy New Year! May your inbox be merry and bright (but not too full)"
5. "2023: The year we finally figure out how to use Asana"
6. "I resolve to not let my coworkers drive me crazy (at least, not until the end of Q1)"
7. "A new year means a fresh start... to finally learn how to use that new software"
8. "May your meetings be short and sweet, and your deadlines be far away"
9. "Here's to another year of pretending we're actually doing meaningful work"
10. "2023: The year I finally master the art of passive-aggressive email responses"
11. "New year, same old commute (but at least it'll be a little more festive)"
12. "May your water cooler conversations be as interesting as your actual work"
13. "Another year, another chance to perfect the art of procrastination"
14. "Wishing you all the best in 2023... and hopefully fewer IT issues"
15. "Out with the old, in with the new... and possibly a few new coffee cups"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and don't forget to include your coworkers' names or inside jokes to make it more personalized!
Here are some funny and playful Happy New Year quotes:
1. "New year, who dis?"
2. "I'm not saying I'm going to start a new trend or anything, but... Happy New Year!"
3. "May the odds be ever in your flavor this year"
4. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your hangover"
5. "2023: The year I finally learn to adult... just kidding, it's still gonna be a hot mess "
6. "New year, same me. But with slightly less procrastination and possibly more productivity (fingers crossed)"
7. "May your 2023 be filled with laughter, love, and not too many awkward karaoke performances"
8. "I'm not hungover, I'm just experiencing the afterglow of my New Year's Eve party... or so I keep telling myself"
9. "Happy New Year! May your new year be better than your old one... or at least as good"
10. "2023: The year I finally start doing the things I've been putting off, like cleaning out my garage... and actually start doing them"
11. "May 2023 bring you all the things that bring you joy, minus the in-laws"
12. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be as strong as your Netflix password"
13. "New year, same me, but with a fresh coat of paint (and possibly some new socks)"
14. "May your 2023 be filled with good vibes, bad jokes, and an endless supply of snacks"
15. "Happy New Year! May your new year be the start of many more years of doing exactly what you want... as long as that includes binge-watching Netflix"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and help ring in the new year with laughter and cheer!
Here are some short and funny New Year's wishes:
1. "May your new year be as lit as the fireworks on January 1st, but not as loud as my aunt's gossip."
2. "Wishing you a New Year that's better than the last one... or at least not worse."
3. "Out with the old, in with the new... and hopefully more wine"
4. "May your resolutions be strong and your hangovers be short"
5. "Wishing you a year of good vibes, bad jokes, and decent Wi-Fi"
6. "Happy New Year! May this year be better than the last one, or at least not as confusing"
7. "Here's to another year of adulting... sort of"
8. "May your new year be filled with laughter, love, and Netflix binges"
9. "Wishing you a year that's more productive than procrastination, but less exciting than binge-watching cat videos"
10. "Out with the old, in with the new... and hopefully fewer arguments with Siri"
11. "May your resolutions be as strong as your willpower, but not as weak as my excuses for why I didn't work out today"
12. "Wishing you a year of good times, great memories, and even better snacks"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful when sending these wishes to friends and family!
Here are some short and sweet New Year's quotes to inspire and motivate you:
**Inspiration**
1. "New year, new me."
2. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
3. "The best is yet to come."
**Motivation**
1. "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." - Confucius
2. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
3. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
**Hope and Optimism**
1. "Every new year is a chance for a fresh start."
2. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
3. "May your new year be filled with love, laughter, and adventure!"
**Humor**
1. "Out with the old, in with the new...and also some leftover pizza."
2. "Happy New Year! May it be better than the last one...which was probably pretty good too."
3. "I'm not saying I'm excited about the new year, but I'm definitely not dreading it."
**Reflection and Gratitude**
1. "Reflect on the past, learn from it, and move forward with gratitude."
2. "The greatest wealth is to live content with little." - Plato
3. "May this new year bring you joy, peace, and a deeper appreciation for all that you have."
I hope these short New Year's quotes inspire you to start your year off right!
Here are some inspiring short New Year, new beginning quotes:
1. "New year, new me."
2. "This is my year to shine."
3. "A new year brings a fresh start, and a chance to make it count."
4. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
5. "Every new year is a chance to rewrite your story."
6. "May this new year be filled with hope, joy, and endless possibility."
7. "Out with the old, in with the new: a fresh start awaits."
8. "The best is yet to come."
9. "A new year, a new chapter, a new story waiting to be written."
10. "This new year brings a chance to learn from the past and write a brighter future."
11. "May your new year be filled with laughter, love, and adventure."
12. "The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the fear of taking the leap."
13. "A new year, a new beginning: leave your worries behind."
14. "This new year brings a fresh slate to make amends, learn from mistakes, and start anew."
15. "May this new year bring you joy, peace, and prosperity."
16. "The future is bright because the past is behind us."
17. "A new year means a new chance to pursue your dreams and passions."
18. "This new year is a blank page waiting for your story to unfold."
19. "Leave yesterday's worries on the doorstep and step into the new year with hope and enthusiasm."
20. "May this new year be filled with wonder, awe, and endless possibility."
These short New Year, new beginning quotes are designed to inspire and motivate you as you start a fresh chapter in your life. Remember to set goals, take risks, and chase your dreams in the coming year!
Funny quotes! I've got a treasure trove of them for you!
Here are some hilarious ones:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "Why do people always say 'break a leg'? What's the opposite?" - Demetri Martin
3. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." - Steve Wright
4. "What's the difference between a hippie and a homeless person? One is a little more tidy." - Unknown
5. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!" - Unknown
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
7. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" - Unknown
8. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!" - Unknown
9. "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!" - Unknown
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Unknown
And here are some funny quotes from famous people:
1. "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Charles Schultz (Peanuts)
2. "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference." - Mitch Hedberg
3. "I'm not sure what the future holds, but I'm sure it's not as scary as the present." - John Mulaney
4. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you." - Steve Jobs (Apple co-founder)
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, take a shot of tequila and forget what happened." - Mike Rowe
Hehe, I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face! Do you have a favorite funny quote?