Here are some short and funny New Year's quotes:
1. "2023: Where I promise to do all the things I said I'd do last year."
2. "I'm not making any resolutions this year. I'm just going to pretend it's 2019 again."
3. "New year, who dis?"
4. "My resolution is to eat more pizza and tell people I'm 'working on my wellness.'"
5. "2023: The year I finally learn to adult... but only on the weekends."
6. "I'm not saying I'm going to start a new habit or anything, but I did just buy a gym membership..."
7. "New Year's resolution: To pretend I'm still in my 20s and can handle all-nighters."
8. "2023: The year I start small and promise myself I'll only eat one slice of cake per day... for the first week at least."
9. "My New Year's resolution is to stop making resolutions that I never keep."
10. "I resolve to be more like Beyoncé in 2023 – flawless, fierce, and able to handle a 5am wake-up call with ease."
11. "New year, same me: still eating cereal for dinner on Tuesdays."
12. "I'm not making any resolutions this year because I already know what's going to happen... I'll just procrastinate until the end of January and then give up."
Hope these funny quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny and relatable New Year's quotes that you can share with your coworkers:
1. "I'm not saying I'm going to start the year off right, but I did already eat half the bag of chips from the break room."
2. "My resolutions for the new year: drink more coffee, procrastinate less, and pretend like I didn't just spend my entire paycheck on holiday gifts"
3. "I've decided to start the new year by reorganizing my desk... or at least moving everything around 5 times in a row"
4. "Who needs a gym membership when you have stairs? My resolution is to take the stairs instead of the elevator... until I get tired and just give up"
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode until the new year. Like my phone, but without the occasional surprise charge"
6. "My goal for the new year is to become 10% more productive... or at least pretend like I am when our manager walks by"
7. "I've been thinking about starting a book club at work. But let's be real, we'll just end up talking about how much we hate each other's opinions"
8. "My resolution is to stop checking my email so often and start doing actual work... said no one ever"
9. "Who needs a beach body when you can have a 'I-stayed-home-and-watched-tv-all-day' body? That's the kind of bod I'm aiming for this year"
10. "My goal is to become a morning person... or at least wake up 15 minutes earlier than usual and spend that time scrolling through Twitter"
Feel free to pick your favorite(s) and share with your coworkers to get everyone laughing and in a good mood as you start the new year!
Here are some funny quotes and messages to share with your friends on New Year's:
1. "Happy New Year, friend! May our resolutions be strong and our hangovers be short"
2. "Another year older, another year wiser... just kidding, we're all still clueless Happy New Year!"
3. "May the odds be ever in your favor... to keep those New Year's resolutions"
4. "Happy New Year to my partner in crime! May our shenanigans continue for many years to come"
5. "New year, who dis? Same friends, same laughs, same adventures"
6. "Out with the old, in with the new (and a few broken promises)"
7. "May your 2023 be filled with good times, great memories, and minimal morning-after regrets"
8. "Happy New Year to my favorite humans! May our friendship continue to grow stronger than any resolution"
9. "Time flies when you're having fun... and also when you're procrastinating Happy New Year!"
10. "New year, new us... or not. Either way, I'm still down to grab brunch and complain about adulting"
11. "May your 2023 be filled with sparkles, smiles, and a healthy dose of sarcasm"
12. "Happy New Year, friend! May our friendship be the one resolution we can actually keep"
13. "Out with the old, in with the new (and hopefully fewer Netflix binges)"
14. "May your 2023 be filled with laughter, adventure, and minimal hangover-induced regret"
15. "New year, who dis? Same crew, same shenanigans, same love"
Feel free to pick the one that best reflects your friendship and send it off to your friends!
Here are some short and funny New Year's wishes:
1. "May your new year be filled with laughter, love, and a healthy dose of Netflix binge-watching."
2. "Wishing you a year that's more lit than the fireworks on January 1st"
3. "May the next 365 days be better than the last 365... or at least not worse "
4. "Here's to making 2023 the year we all finally learn to adult"
5. "Wishing you a New Year that's as bright as your future and as smooth as your coffee on Monday morning"
6. "May your resolutions be strong, but your willpower be weaker"
7. "May 2023 be the year of new beginnings, new adventures, and new excuses for why you didn't go to the gym this week"
8. "Wishing you a New Year that's as cool as a winter breeze and as fun as a snowball fight "
9. "May your next 12 months be filled with good vibes, great music, and only occasional existential crises"
10. "Here's to another year of making memories, breaking resolutions, and eating pizza on January 2nd"
11. "Wishing you a New Year that's as sweet as a sugary treat and as fun as a game night"
12. "May your next chapter be filled with hope, joy, and only occasional hangover"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and don't forget to include the person's name or initials for a more personal touch!
A great topic!
Here are some funny and quirky Happy New Year quotes to bring a smile:
1. "New year, who dis?"
2. "I'm not saying I'm going to fail my resolutions, but... just kidding, that's exactly what I'm saying."
3. "Out with the old, in with the same old habits. Happy New Year!"
4. "I've decided to give up one thing for the new year: being lazy on Tuesdays."
5. "It's not too late to make a resolution... like resolving to never make resolutions again"
6. "Happy New Year! May your 2023 be more lit than last year's leftovers"
7. "New year, same me. But with slightly less procrastination and maybe a few more cat videos"
8. "I'm not promising anything, but I'll try not to be too terrible this year. Happy New Year!"
9. "The only resolution I'm making is to eat one fewer pizza slices each day. Wish me luck"
10. "2023: the year I finally learn to adult (but let's be real, probably not)"
11. "New year, same cat video addiction"
12. "I've decided to take a leap of faith and try something new... like taking a nap instead of making resolutions"
13. "Happy New Year! May your 2023 be filled with laughter, love, and only occasional embarrassment"
14. "Resolutions are for suckers. I'm just gonna wing it and hope for the best"
15. "I'm not saying I'm going to start a journal or anything... but if you want to send me funny memes, I won't complain"
Feel free to pick your favorite and share it with friends!
Here are some inspiring and motivational New Year quotes to help you start the year off right:
**Hope and Optimism**
1. "May this new year bring you joy, love, and success. Wishing you a happy and prosperous 2023!" - Unknown
2. "New year, who dis?" - Unknown (a fun one!)
3. "A new year is like a blank canvas. Paint it with colors of your choice." - Unknown
**Reflection and Renewal**
1. "As we begin this new year, let us reflect on the lessons of the past and resolve to be better versions of ourselves in the future." - Unknown
2. "The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge like a rock into the absurdity of it all." - Hunter S. Thompson (a bit more philosophical)
3. "New year, new me? More like new year, same me with a few tweaks." - Unknown
**Goals and Motivation**
1. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk... In a world that's changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not embracing change at all." - J.A. Banks
2. "New year, new goals! May this year be the best one yet!" - Unknown
3. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
**Humor and Lightness**
1. "I'm not saying I'm going to be better at anything in 2023, but I'm definitely going to try harder... for about a week." - Unknown
2. "New year, new me? More like new year, same old me, but with a fresh haircut." - Unknown
3. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than the hangover from the party tonight." - Unknown
**Wisdom and Guidance**
1. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela (perfect for overcoming past mistakes)
2. "New year, new chance to start anew. Don't waste it!" - Unknown
3. "May this new year bring you wisdom, peace, and prosperity." - Unknown
Feel free to pick your favorite or use them as inspiration to create your own New Year quote!
Here are some very short, funny quotes:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Crazy people are my favorite kind of normal."
3. "Procrastination is my superpower."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
5. "My therapist says I have a lot of 'unresolved issues.' I think he means I'm just really bad at playing Jenga."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
7. "What's the difference between a pizza and a calzone? One's a circle with cheese in the middle, and the other is a triangle with cheese on the outside."
8. "Why do you always need to know what's going on? Just wing it for once!"
9. "I'm not messy, I'm just creative with my space."
10. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
11. "What's the point of having a 'best friend' if they're not always available to talk about our feelings?"
12. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you tequila, just take it and see where it takes you."
13. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
14. "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parks? It's like our lives are one big parking lot."
15. "If you can't be kind, at least pretend to be kind. It's the thought that counts...right?"
Here are some funny New Year's one-liners:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than my attention span."
2. "Wishing you a year that's 'lit'... but not too lit, because we don't want any more memes about it."
3. "New Year, who dis? (Just kidding, I still don't know who I am.)"
4. "May your New Year be as bright as your Instagram feed and as fleeting as a viral tweet."
5. "Happy New Year! May you make some good decisions... or at least make some funny ones to post about later."
6. "New Year's resolutions: where we promise ourselves we'll do better, but really just mean 'I'll try not to eat too much cheese this year'."
7. "May your New Year be filled with laughter, love, and only a few minor existential crises."
8. "Happy New Year! May you start strong and end stronger... or at least make it through the first quarter without losing your mind."
9. "New Year's resolutions: because we all need a good excuse to pretend we're going to get in shape this year... again."
10. "May your New Year be as bold as your fashion choices and as fleeting as a trendy haircut."
I hope these one-liners bring some humor and cheer to your New Year's celebrations!