Here are some short, funny New Year's quotes for 2023:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your hangover."
2. "Out with the old, in with the new... and by 'new' I mean Netflix shows I've been putting off watching."
3. "Wishing you a year that's lit, not just your Instagram stories"
4. "May 2023 be the year you finally learn to adult (but let's be real, it'll probably take till 2024)"
5. "Happy New Year! May your goals be high, but your expectations of achieving them be low #RealisticResolutions"
6. "2023: the year I finally learn to cook something other than ramen noodles "
7. "Wishing you a year that's filled with laughter, love, and minimal existential dread"
8. "May 2023 bring you all the things you want, except for maybe an extra hour in your day because let's face it, we're already running on fumes"
9. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be like a good pair of jeans - comfortable, relaxed, and slightly stretched beyond their original shape "
10. "Wishing you a year that's merry, bright, and not at all filled with anxiety about the impending doom of climate change"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face as we welcome 2023!
Here are some funny New Year's quotes with image suggestions for 2023:
1. **"Out with the old, in with the crazy!"**
Image: A photo of a person surrounded by confetti and balloons, with a silly expression on their face.
2. **"New year, who dis?"** (a playful take on the popular "Who dis?" meme)
Image: A cartoon or graphic representation of a person's profile, with a question mark and a party hat.
3. **"2023: The year I finally adult... maybe."**
Image: A funny illustration of a person in their pajamas, surrounded by toys and video games, with a speech bubble saying "Adulting is overrated anyway!"
4. **"Rise and shine (or don't)!"**
Image: A playful photo of a person lounging in bed, with a cup of coffee or tea next to them, and a clock ticking away in the background.
5. **"New year, new me... same old habits."**
Image: A humorous illustration of a person trying to make positive changes, but surrounded by unhealthy snacks and bad habits.
6. **"2023: The year I'll finally learn to cook (or order takeout)!"**
Image: A funny photo of a person standing in front of a messy kitchen, with a cookbook or phone nearby, and a "help" speech bubble above their head.
7. **"New year, new resolutions... same old procrastination."**
Image: A playful illustration of a person trying to motivate themselves to take action, but surrounded by distractions (e.g., social media, video games, etc.).
8. **"2023: The year I'll finally get fit (or not)!"**
Image: A humorous photo of a person at the gym or outdoors, with a workout outfit and gear, but looking tired or unenthused.
9. **"New year, new me... same old cat videos."**
Image: A funny illustration of a person surrounded by cat toys, treats, and online cat videos on their phone or computer.
10. **"2023: The year I'll finally save money (or spend it all)!"**
Image: A playful photo of a person trying to budget and save, but with a piggy bank overflowing with coins and bills flying everywhere.
Remember to keep your images simple, colorful, and easy to understand, as they will be shared on social media platforms. Happy New Year!
Here are some short and funny New Year's wishes:
1. "May your new year be filled with laughter, good vibes, and a healthy dose of procrastination"
2. "Happy New Year! May the next 12 months be better than the last 12 hours"
3. "Wishing you a year that's more lit than a fireworks display on the 4th of July... minus the noise complaints"
4. "May your new year be filled with adventure, excitement, and only a few minor existential crises"
5. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your Netflix password"
6. "Wishing you a year that's more chill than a summer breeze... but not so chill that you forget to adult"
7. "May your new year be filled with good times, great memories, and only occasional regret"
8. "Happy New Year! May your future self thank your current self for at least trying to do better this year"
9. "Wishing you a year that's more productive than a coffee-fueled morning... minus the inevitable crash"
10. "May your new year be filled with laughter, love, and only a few minor setbacks (aka 'character-building' experiences)"
11. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be more realistic than a politician's promise"
12. "Wishing you a year that's more spontaneous than a college spring break... minus the hangover"
Feel free to modify or use them as-is to spread some cheer and humor to your friends, family, or colleagues this New Year's season!
Here are some funny New Year's quotes for your friends in 2023:
1. "Happy New Year to all my friends who are still awake after watching the ball drop... and those who are just pretending to be awake"
2. "2023: The year I finally learn how to adult (but probably not)"
3. "New Year, who dis? Same me, but with more hangovers"
4. "May your 2023 be as lit as my Christmas decorations"
5. "I'm not saying I'm going to eat all the leftover holiday cookies... but I'm definitely going to eat all the leftover holiday cookies"
6. "Who needs resolutions when you can just re-resolve to do better next year? "
7. "Out with the old, in with the new... and a bunch of broken promises to myself"
8. "2023: The year I finally master the art of making Netflix binge-watching look like exercise"
9. "Happy New Year to all my friends who are still eating Cheetos at 2 am"
10. "May your 2023 be filled with laughter, love, and only a few minor catastrophes "
11. "I resolve to be more patient... in about 5 minutes when I need help with something"
12. "What's the difference between a New Year and an old year? One has a lot of potential, and the other has a bunch of unfulfilled promises "
13. "2023: The year I finally learn how to cook (but probably not)"
14. "I'm not saying I'm going to start a new hobby... but I'm definitely considering it"
15. "Happy New Year to all my friends who are still trying to decide what to wear for the party"
Feel free to modify them or add your own humor to make them more personal!
Here are some funny New Year's one-liners:
1. "I'm not saying I'm old, but I remember when the ball drop was just a suggestion."
2. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be strong and your hangover be short."
3. "What's the difference between a New Year's resolution and a promise to my cat? One usually lasts until February."
4. "I'm not making any New Year's resolutions. I've decided to just drink more coffee instead."
5. "Last year was a wild ride, but I'm excited for this new one... mainly because I don't have to remember the old one as much."
6. "My resolution is to be more like Beyoncé in 2023: flawless, fierce, and with a killer dance routine."
7. "Why do we always make resolutions on December 31st? Can't we just promise ourselves we'll try harder... in July?"
8. "I'm not saying I'm a party pooper, but I've decided to ring in the new year by rewatching The Office for the 12th time."
9. "What's the opposite of 'New Year, who dis'? Because that's what my alarm clock is going to be on January 2nd."
10. "My New Year's resolution is to eat more pizza and watch more Netflix. Priorities, people!"
11. "I'm not saying I'm a little bit hungover, but I did take an oath of silence at 3 am last night... and it still hasn't worn off."
12. "Why do we always make New Year's resolutions? Can't we just stick with 'Don't die' as our life goal?"
13. "My resolution is to learn how to adult... in my dreams, because let's be real, that's not happening in 2023 either."
14. "What's the difference between a New Year's resolution and a broken promise? One usually has a participation trophy."
15. "I'm not saying I'm done with 2022, but I did manage to clear out my entire browser history last night... all 12 tabs of it."
Remember, these one-liners are meant to be humorous and lighthearted. Happy New Year!
Here are some Happy New Year-themed comedy quotes:
1. "I'm not saying I'm lazy, but if the apocalypse comes, you won't have to worry about me fleeing anywhere - I'll just stay here and wait for the zombies."
- Jimmy Carr
2. "New year, same old me: still trying to figure out how to use my smartphone, still eating Cheetos for breakfast."
- John Mulaney
3. "I've decided to start the new year by being more mindful of my body's limitations. So far, I've managed to remember that I'm not 25 anymore... and that's about it."
- Demetri Martin
4. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be strong, your hangover be short, and your Netflix password remain unchanged."
- Aziz Ansari
5. "I love the idea of a new year, but let's be real, by February 14th I'll have already broken every single resolution I made."
- Ali Wong
6. "Why do we make New Year's resolutions? It's like saying, 'Hey, universe! Let me try to be a better person... again!'"
- Hasan Minhaj
7. "I'm excited for the new year because it means I get to relive all the same mistakes and regrets as a slightly older version of myself."
- Jim Gaffigan
8. "New Year's resolutions are like diets: you start strong, then forget about them by January 15th... or February 1st at the latest."
- Brian Regan
9. "I'm trying to be more optimistic this year. You know what that means? I'm going to pretend like I believe in myself and all my ridiculous life choices."
- Aparna Nancherla
10. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be specific, measurable, achievable, relevant, and time-bound... or just have a lot of whiskey and pizza."
- Maria Bamford
Remember, laughter is the best medicine for ringing in the new year (after maybe some actual medicine if you have a hangover).
Funny quotes! I've got a few million of 'em!
Here are some clean and light-hearted ones:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
3. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!"
4. "Life is short, but snacks are forever."
5. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
6. "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!"
7. "What's the best way to make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"
8. "Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
10. "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
And here are some more silly ones:
1. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
2. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!"
3. "Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus and needed an update!"
4. "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!"
5. "I went to a restaurant and the sign said, 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
6. "What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!"
7. "Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well!"
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for my next nap!"
And finally, here are some punny ones:
1. "Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!"
2. "What do you call a fish with a sunburn? A star-fish!"
3. "Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi!"
4. "Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!"
5. "What do you call a group of chickens playing instruments? Fowl play!"
Hope these funny quotes brought a smile to your face!
Here are some short and sweet New Year's wish ideas:
**For friends:**
1. "Wishing you a happy, healthy, and fulfilling new year!"
2. "May this year bring you joy, love, and adventure."
3. "Happy new year! May your dreams come true."
**For family:**
1. "Warmest wishes to our loving family for a wonderful new year."
2. "May this year be filled with laughter, memories, and love."
3. "Wishing our family all the best in the coming year."
**General:**
1. "New year, new possibilities! Wishing you all the best."
2. "May this year bring you happiness, success, and fulfillment."
3. "Happy new year to all! May it be your best year yet."
Remember, the key is to keep it short and sweet. You can always add a personal touch or inside joke to make it extra special.