funny senior quotes
"I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: employed."
"Four years of high school and I still can't parallel park."
"I spent more time on social media than studying, and somehow I'm graduating."
"Procrastination: the art of keeping up with yesterday."
"Survived algebra without actually understanding it—take that, math!"
"If life gives you lemons, sell them and go to college."
"My senior quote: 'I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.'"
"High school taught me that group projects are just legalized chaos."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps."
"Graduating with a degree in sarcasm and a minor in eye-rolling."
unique senior quotes
I traded sleep for dreams and woke up with a degree.
High school: where I learned that coffee is a food group and deadlines are my best friends.
Not all who wander are lost; some are just avoiding their homework pile.
From freshman flops to senior swag—here's to the glow-up.
Life's a mixtape: my high school years were the wild tracks before the masterpiece.
I came, I saw, I conquered... and then took a nap.
Turning pages in the book of life; this chapter was a plot twist I didn't see coming.
Survived the drama, aced the exams, and emerged as my own hero.
Who knew that growing up meant trading lunch tables for life tables?
Here's to the friends who became family and the memories that became legends.
senior quotes for girls
She believed she could, so she did.
The future is female, and it's yours to shape.
Dream big, little one; the world is waiting for you.
You're a force of nature, ready to conquer the world.
To the girl with fire in her soul and stars in her eyes.
Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your heart on fire.
Strong women build each other up and break barriers.
Chase your dreams with the same passion that lights up your smile.
You've got the power to create the life you imagine.
Here's to the girls who turn their can'ts into cans and their dreams into plans.
short graduation quotes
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
"Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." - Robert Collier
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself." - John Dewey
"The tassel's worth the hassle." - Unknown
"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life." - Steve Jobs
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams." - Henry David Thoreau
short funny yearbook quotes
I put the 'pro' in procrastinate.
Survived high school by wit and a lot of coffee.
High school: four years that felt like forever.
Not the end, just the beginning of my nap.
Thanks for the memories and the free pizza days.
I came, I saw, I conquered—mostly the cafeteria line.
Future plans: world domination or Netflix, whichever.
Proof I can handle anything, even pop quizzes.
Laughter got me through, and it wasn't pretty.
May your coffee be strong and your Mondays short.
quotes for best senior friends
"A true friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be anywhere else." – Len Wein
"Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest. It's about who came and never left your side." – Unknown
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." – Martin Luther King Jr.
"A best friend is like a star – even when you can't see them, you know they're always there." – Unknown
"The only way to have a friend is to be one." – Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world." – John Evelyn
"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your troubles when they're not so bad." – Arnold Glasgow
"True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style." – Unknown
"Friendship is the comfort of knowing that even when you feel alone, you're not." – Unknown
savage yearbook quotes funny
"I spent four years here and all I got was this lousy diploma."
"High school: where 'friend' is just a loose term."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"Thanks for the memories, but I'll stick to the ones that don't involve you."
"If I had a dollar for every time I ignored you, I'd be rich."
"Survived by the skin of my teeth and a lot of coffee."
"You're like school in summertime—no class."
"I didn't come this far to only come this far—wait, yes I did."
"May all your ups and downs be only in the bedroom."
"Here's to the nights we won't remember with the people we'll never forget—jk, I forgot them already."
"Out of sight, out of mind—and that's where I'll keep you."
"I owe my success to my haters; they make me work harder to prove them wrong."
"High school taught me one thing: how to fake enthusiasm."
"Don't follow your dreams; follow my example and nap instead."
"I'm not anti-social, I'm just pro-solitude."
"See you in the real world, or not—whatever."
"Life's too short to blend in—unless it's with the cool kids, then blend away."
"I didn't choose the thug life; the thug life chose me... in algebra class."
"You're the reason I drink—coffee, that is."
"May your life be as awesome as you pretended to be in high school."
funny senior quotes from movies
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania." – The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"You can't handle the truth!" – A Few Good Men
"I'm the king of the world!" – Titanic
"May the Force be with you." – Star Wars
"It's alive! It's alive!" – Frankenstein
"Hasta la vista, baby." – Terminator 2: Judgment Day
"I'll be back." – The Terminator
"Here's Johnny!" – The Shining
"To infinity and beyond!" – Toy Story
"Elementary, my dear Watson." – Sherlock Holmes (various films)