funny senior quotes


"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."





savage yearbook quotes


"Survived four years of high school without a felony—call that a win."

"I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social. Sorry not sorry."

"High school: where the drama was free and the lessons were optional."

"Out of my mind. Be back in five... or never."

"Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters—peace out."

"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate. See you in college... maybe."

"Life's too short to blend in, so I stood out—and burned a few bridges."

"Thanks for the memories, even the ones I'll pretend never happened."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode—fully charged for the future."

"Four years down, and I still don't know what I want to be—except awesome."





high school senior quotes for girls


"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." – Eleanor Roosevelt

"Well-behaved women seldom make history." – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"She believed she could, so she did."

"Be a voice, not an echo."

"You are the author of your own story."

"Chase your dreams, but always know the road that will lead you home again."

"A girl should be two things: who and what she wants." – Coco Chanel





unique senior quotes


"I've traded my backpack for boundless horizons—here's to the adventures that await."

"High school taught me that the best lessons aren't in textbooks, but in the messy moments that shape us."

"In a world full of copies, be an original; I've spent four years practicing."

"Coffee, chaos, and a dash of courage: that's the recipe for surviving—and thriving—beyond these walls."

"Not every path is straight, but every detour has led me here, ready for what's next."

"I've learned that failure is just life's plot twist; bring on the sequel."

"Four years of forging friendships and chasing dreams—now, it's time to rewrite the stars."

"Wearing a cap and gown doesn't mean I've got it all figured out; it just means I'm excited to keep questioning."

"Life's a mixtape of memories; mine's full of laughter, lessons, and a few off-key notes."

"Here's to the rebels, the dreamers, and the ones who colored outside the lines—high school's over, but the masterpiece continues."





short funny yearbook quotes


"I survived high school and all I got was this lousy quote."

"Procrastination: I'll finish this later... maybe."

"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

"High school: Because who needs sleep anyway?"

"I owe my diploma to coffee and luck."

"Remember me when you're rich and famous... or just when you need a laugh."

"Life's too short to be normal."

"I came, I saw, I conquered... nap time."

"Four years flew by like a caffeinated squirrel."

"Thanks for the memories, even the embarrassing ones."





meaningful yearbook quotes


"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." - Vivian Greene

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson

"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker





high school senior quotes funny


"I finally graduated high school. Now I can start my career in adulting... or just napping."

"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."

"They said these were the best years of my life. Clearly, they haven't seen my college plans."

"I survived four years of algebra and still can't figure out my life."

"Thanks to my teachers for the education, and to coffee for the motivation."

"Graduating class: We came, we saw, we procrastinated, and we conquered... eventually."

"If high school was a video game, I'd be on the easiest level with all the cheats."

"I owe my diploma to Google, late-night snacks, and avoiding eye contact in class."

"High school in one sentence: Cafeteria mysteries and hallway dramas."

"Now that I'm a senior, I can finally admit I winged most of my projects."





funny senior quotes from movies


"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"So, you're telling me there's a chance!"
"I love lamp."
"It's not a tumor!"
"May the Force be with you."
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"On Wednesdays we wear pink."
"The Dude abides."
"Hasta la vista, baby."