funny senior quotes


"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."





unique senior quotes


"I traded my backpack for dreams and a coffee addiction."

"In the book of life, high school was just the prologue—time to write my story."

"Not all who wander are lost; some of us are just avoiding adulthood."

"Four years of chaos, coffee, and cramming: proof that I can survive anything."

"Here's to the friends who became family and the lessons that built me."

"I came, I saw, I conquered... mostly my fear of public speaking."

"Life's a mixtape—high school's track is over, but the playlist goes on."

"Turning the page on textbooks and turning up the volume on my future."

"Who needs a roadmap when you have a heart full of wanderlust?"

"Survived senioritis with a smile—now, let's chase the horizon."





senior quotes for girls


She believed she could, so she did.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Be the girl who decided to go for it.

Empowered women empower women.

Chase your dreams, not the competition.

You are capable of amazing things.

Here's to strong women: may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them.

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect.

She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans.

Believe in yourself and all that you are.





funny yearbook quotes


"I survived high school and all I got was this lousy quote."
"Four years of pretending to listen in class—nailed it!"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"School taught me a lot, like how to nap with my eyes open."
"If you think I'm funny now, you should see my test answers."
"I owe my diploma to coffee and pure desperation."
"High school: Where 'I'll do it tomorrow' turned into a career."
"They say the early bird gets the worm, but I prefer sleep."
"Graduating with honors in sarcasm and procrastination."
"Remember me as the one who always had the best excuses."





savage yearbook quotes


"I survived four years of this chaos—barely, and with a lot less patience."

"High school: where my fake smile met its match in real eye rolls."

"Prom king/queen? Nah, I'm the undisputed champ of not giving a damn."

"Thanks for the memories, even the ones I'd rather bleach from my brain."

"Graduating with honors in sarcasm and a minor in eye-rolling."

"If you see me after this, act like we never met—it's easier for both of us."

"Four years of drama? Check. Lifetime supply of regrets? Double check."

"I came, I saw, I conquered... my fear of failing, mostly."

"High school sweetheart? More like high school headache that finally ends."

"Out of here before I turn into one of the teachers I mocked."





quotes for seniors in high school


"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." – Eleanor Roosevelt

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life." – Steve Jobs

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." – Steve Jobs

"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." – Nelson Mandela

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." – Winston Churchill

"Believe you can and you're halfway there." – Theodore Roosevelt

"The best way to predict your future is to create it." – Peter Drucker

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." – Dr. Seuss





funny senior quotes from movies


"I'm the king of the world!" – Titanic

"You can't handle the truth!" – A Few Good Men

"It's not a tumor!" – Kindergarten Cop

"I'm just one step away from being rich." – The Wolf of Wall Street (paraphrased for humor)

"May the Force be with you." – Star Wars

"Dude, where's my car?" – Dude, Where's My Car?

"Why so serious?" – The Dark Knight

"I'll be back." – The Terminator

"Here's Johnny!" – The Shining

"You had me at hello." – Jerry Maguire





senior quote ideas


The best is yet to come.

Dream big and dare to fail.

Not all those who wander are lost.

I've learned that you can keep going long after you think you can't.

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

High school: because who needs sleep anyway?

Here's to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget.

Chase your dreams, but always know the road that'll lead you home.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.

I finally got my life together. Too bad it's in the wrong order.

Every end is a new beginning.