funny senior quotes
"I finally learned how to adult... said no one ever."
"High school was like a soap opera, but with more homework and less drama."
"My backup career is becoming a professional Netflix binger."
"Survived four years of high school with coffee, sarcasm, and zero regrets."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Not all who wander are lost; some are just avoiding responsibility."
"E=MC², but I prefer pizza equals happiness."
"Senior year: Because who needs sleep when you have deadlines?"
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Life's too short to be serious—let's graduate and nap."
unique senior quotes
"Life's a wild ride—glad I buckled up for high school, now onto uncharted roads."
"From awkward first days to confident goodbyes: Here's to the growth we didn't see coming."
"Coffee-fueled cramming and late-night laughs—senior year was the ultimate plot twist."
"Not every lesson was in a textbook; thanks to friends who turned mistakes into memories."
"Dreams don't work unless you do, but hey, I aced the nap schedule."
"High school: Where I learned to fail forward and chase what sets my soul on fire."
"Here's to the friends who became family and the adventures that shaped us."
"Four years of chaos, creativity, and comebacks—ready to write the next chapter."
"Life begins at the end of your comfort zone; glad I stepped out just in time."
"Senior vibes: Turning pages, not just turning heads, as we head into the unknown."
savage yearbook quotes
"I spent four years here and all I got was this lousy diploma."
"High school: Where I learned that friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."
"Thanks for the memories—most of which involve avoiding you."
"I survived the drama, the trauma, and the algebra. What's next?"
"Four years of pretending to care. Now, onto pretending to be an adult."
"Shoutout to my teachers for the participation trophies in life."
"I came, I saw, I judged—now I'm out."
"Remember when we thought this was the peak? Lol, no."
"Friends forever? More like until graduation."
"Here's to the nights we won't remember with the people we'll never forget—wait, who are you again?"
senior quotes for girls
She believed she could, so she did.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Be the girl who decided to go for it.
Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.
Here's to strong women; may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them.
Don't be like the rest of them, darling.
Adventure is out there, and I'm ready to chase it.
To the girl who is going to change the world.
Senior year: the end of an era, the start of forever.
Dream big, little one, and make it happen.
short funny yearbook quotes
"I survived high school and all I got was this lousy diploma."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Four years of math and I still can't figure out my life."
"Promised myself I'd get straight A's... then remembered I like sleep more."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
"High school: Where 'group projects' means one person does everything."
"I'm graduating, but Google still knows more than I do."
"Life's too short to not eat dessert first."
"I came, I saw, I napped."
"Thanks for the memories—most of them are blurry anyway."
meaningful yearbook quotes
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." – Eleanor Roosevelt
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." – Dr. Seuss
"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity." – Albert Einstein
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." – Mahatma Gandhi
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." – Wayne Gretzky
"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value." – Albert Einstein
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." – Steve Jobs
"Believe you can and you're halfway there." – Theodore Roosevelt
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." – Confucius
funny senior quotes from movies
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." from Airplane!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." from The Princess Bride
"It's just a flesh wound." from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"That rug really tied the room together." from The Big Lebowski
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" from Anchorman
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"I love lamp." from Anchorman
"Who you gonna call?" from Ghostbusters
"Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" from Ghostbusters
"To infinity and beyond!" from Toy Story
funny senior quotes for guys
"I spent four years in high school and all I got was this lousy diploma and a lifetime of student loans."
"They called it senioritis, but I call it strategic napping to prepare for adult life."
"Graduating high school: because pretending to know what I'm doing starts now."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on permanent summer break mode—Class of [Year] reporting for duty."
"Survived physics class, but I still can't figure out why my life isn't a video game."
"High school taught me one thing: how to dodge responsibilities like a pro athlete."
"From keg stands to job interviews—wish me luck on this glow-up."
"They say the world is my oyster, but I'm allergic to shellfish, so I'll just take the pearls."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... my fear of public speaking with awkward silences."
"Out of school and into the wild—time to trade homework for hangovers."