一、為了防止我這個月又亂花錢，我提前把錢都花完了。
In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money in advance.
二、誰說男女生沒有純潔的友誼？只要長得醜，四海之內皆朋友！
Who says that girls and boys have no pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, you are friends all over the world!
三、據說，人這一生，大約就是吃九噸左右食物，誰先吃完誰先走。突然感覺自己命不久矣！
It is said that in one's life, about nine tons of food will be eaten, and whoever eats first will go first. Suddenly I feel my life is not long!
四、生活不止眼前的苟且，還有買不起的房子，和養不起家的工資。
Life is more than just living in front of you. There are also houses you can't afford and wages you can't afford.
五、上帝給你關上一扇門，總會為你在牆上留下很多開鎖的電話號碼。
God closes a door for you, and always leaves a lot of unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.
六、身體不舒服，去網上查，查著查著我就寫了遺囑。
I'm not feeling well. I went to the Internet to check. After checking, I wrote my will.
七、「突然有學習的衝動怎麼辦？」「別慌，喝點水躺下來休息一會兒就好了，要是還不行就把手機打開。」
"What about the sudden impulse to learn?" "Don't panic. Just drink some water and lie down for a rest. If not, turn on your cell phone."
八、錢很重要嗎？你餓了三天之後，給你一百萬和一個饅頭，你怎麼選？我選一百萬，然後拿出一塊錢去買饅頭！
Is money important? After you are hungry for three days, I will give you a million yuan and a steamed bun. How do you choose? I choose one million yuan, and then I will take out one yuan to buy steamed bread!
九、「我想靜靜」 「靜靜是誰」
"I want to be quiet" "Who is silence"
十、我覺得打電話挺好的，這樣說的每句話都是值錢的。
I think it's good to make a phone call. Every word said in this way is valuable.
十一、黑夜不會虧待晚睡的人，它會賜你黑眼圈。
Night will not be bad for those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.
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