隨著蘭博基尼Urus離我們越來越近，在此我們要向那些瘋狂的越野大神致以崇高的跪拜之禮。
As Lamborghini Urus is coming to us, we bow down to the gods of off-the-wall off-roading.
1.AMG G63 6x6 AMG G63 6x6
G63曾經是最糟糕但也最能令人激動的SUV，在很多人看來已經足夠瘋狂，但顯然並不是所有人都這麼覺得，於是AMG打造了一款六輪驅動的版本。它配有五個差速鎖，輪胎直徑達37英寸（940毫米），長軸距底盤是原本專為澳大利亞軍方開發的產品。
The G63 – at once the world’s worst yet most exciting SUV – is mad enough for most.But not for all, so AMG built a six-wheel-drive version, with five diff locks and 37in wheels, using a long-wheelbase chassis developed for the Australian armed forces.
2.路虎攬勝運動版 SVR
RANGE ROVER SPORT SVR
這輛SVR能入選這次的榜單純粹是因為它是史上聲音最動聽的量產SUV——它幾乎完美再現了捷豹F-TYPE R完全放開歌喉時的聲線。從運動性能上看它可能不及保時捷Cayenne Turbo S，但如果來一場穿越長城的比賽，我想大家都知道誰的速度更快。
Here simply because it’s the bestsounding production SUV ever, giving an almost perfect rendition of Jag F-type R at full noise. Not quite as potent as Porsche’s Cayenne Turbo S, but we』ve a feeling we know which one would get across the Great Wall quickest.
3.寶馬X5 V12 LEMANS
BMWX5 V12 LE MANS
在X5 M亮相之前的很多年，寶馬M部門就用這輛以勒芒命名的概念車向我們暗示了X5高性能版的到來。概念車的動力來自1999年取得勒芒24小時大賽冠軍的V12 LMR上那臺V12發動機，最大功率超過700馬力，在紐伯格林跑出過能嚇得你尿褲子的圈速，8分鐘。勞駕，給我拿個嘔吐袋來！
Years before the X5M, BMW’s M division had hinted at the performance version that was
to come with the X5 Le Mans concept. Powered by a 700+ps V12 from 『99’s 24-Hour winner, it could lap the Nordschleife in eight pant-soiling minutes. Sickbag,please!
4.保時捷CAYENNE TURBO S
PORSCHE CAYENNE TURBO S
我們一直認為，一個理想的車庫裡應該擺著兩輛車，一輛超跑用於周末，一輛Cayenne用於其他俗務。不過鑑於Turbo S版的Cayenne從靜止到100公裡/小時僅有4.1秒，極速達到了284公裡/小時，周末也可以繼續用它了。「親愛的，我只是出去買張報紙……」
We』ve long thought an ideal garage might feature a supercar for weekends and a Cayenne for the mundane stuff. But with its unholy 4.1sec 0-100km/h schtick and 284km/h max, we』d maybe stick in the Turbo S on Sunday too. 『Just popping out for a paper, dear…』
5.大眾途銳V10 TDI VW TOUAREG V10 TDI
你需要一輛SUV好在周末把你的Caterham拖到賽道去？去二手車市場找輛第一代大眾途銳V10 TDI吧，2006年它曾做過一次公開「特技」表演，在機場跑道上拖著一架155噸重的波音747前進。僅有的改裝是加大了主傳動比，還在車上裝了壓艙物，使總重達到了7000千克（大約是三輛路虎發現的重量）。
Looking for an SUV to haul your trackday Caterham to a circuit? Plane sailing for VW’s original Touareg V10 TDI, which was persuaded to drag a 155-tonne 747 down a runway for a 2006 publicity stunt, the only mods being a shorter axle ratio and in-car ballast that took the car’s weight to 7000kg (or roughly three Discoverys).
6.奧迪Q7 V12 TDI AUDI Q7 V12 TDI
奧迪給Q7 V12的標價高達250多萬元，有這麼多錢都能買架小型飛機了。不過錢也不白花，它是世界上唯一一款喝柴油的12缸乘用車。據奧迪說它的發動機與曾在勒芒贏得過冠軍的賽車發動機有著密切的關係，500馬力的功率看著不小，可跟1000牛•米的扭矩一比，也就顯得不那麼狂暴了。
You could buy your own plane for the ￥2.6m Audi wanted for the Q7 V12, the world’s only 12-cylinder diesel-supping passenger car (for a reason!).The engine claimed close links to the V12 TDI in Audi’s Le Mans winner, and only a stupendous 1000Nm of torque made its 500ps seem less than outrageous.
7.蘭博基尼LM002 LAMBO LM002
作為Urus祖父級的產品，LM002是蘭博基尼參與美軍一個「超級吉普」項目招標的車型，雖然沒能中標，但進入了民用市場。它的V12發動機來自Countach，輪胎堅不可摧，刻板的造型讓福特全順似乎也有了分豔麗。拳王泰森有一輛。什麼人玩什麼鳥，你懂的。
Born from the ashes of a defunct plan to build GI Joe’s superjeep, the Urus’s granddad had a Countach V12, indestructible tyres and a body that makes a Ford Transit seem voluptuous. Mike Tyson had one. You know it’s said people look like their dogs…
8.BOWLER NEMESIS BOWLER NEMESIS
這輛由英國人造的達喀爾拉力賽車或許看上去很像路虎攬勝運動版，但它的車身構造是在鋼製空間框架上覆蓋了複合材料板材。因為使用了行程超長的懸架，它在沙漠裡的行駛舒適性應該比真正的攬勝運動版在香榭麗舍大街上還好。
This race-ready, British-built Dakar Rally escapee might look like a Range Rover Sport, but is constructed around a steel spaceframe clothed in composite panels and features massively long-travel suspension to help it ride better in the desert than a real Range Sport would on the Avenue des Champs-Élysées.
9.悍馬H1 HUMMER H1
悍馬出名的原因有兩個，一是因為「沙漠風暴」期間頻頻出現在戰地報導的照片中，二是動作影星施瓦辛格買了好幾輛。科威特的荒野恐怕是地球上唯一不會讓這頭巨獸2.2米的車寬構成障礙的地方。它的速度並不快，從靜止到100公裡/小時要20秒，不過它驅散車流的效果堪比響著警笛的警車。
Ultimate Arnie-wagon forged its reputation during Desert Storm, Kuwait’s wilderness being the only place on earth the thing’s colossal 2.2m width wasn’t an issue.Not fast – 0~62mph in 20sec – but parts traffic like a police car with siren on.
10.The DARTZ PROMBRON
The DARTZ PROMBRON
DARTZ是一個來自拉脫維亞的汽車品牌，Prombron作為一款SUV，毫無品位可言，仿佛是電影《瘋狂的麥克斯4：狂暴之路》裡的道具車。不過它自有過人之處，例如鍍金的防彈車窗和鯨魚陰莖皮裝飾。新推出的黑鯊版在足以嚇退路人的外觀套件中加入了雷射燈和警笛，讓人感覺它是嫌自己的模樣還不夠瘋狂。
Looking like it’s wandered off the set of Mad Max: Fury Road this taste-free Latvian armored SUV has gold-plated bulletproof windows and whale penis leather upholstery. New Black Shark version lists laser lights and sirens among its crowd repelling kit, as if the sight of it wouldn’t be enough.