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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one, and they both make you fat.
I'm not a cat person; I'm a cat servant.
A cat's motto: If it fits, I sits.
My cat thinks I'm her personal chef, but I just call it dinner time.
Cats rule the world—humans just don't know it yet.
Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cat that demands breakfast at dawn?
Cats: because who else will judge you silently while you eat ice cream?
I meant to knock that off the table—said every cat ever.
A cat will steal your spot on the couch and make you think it's their idea.
short quotes about cats love
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat's purr is the sound of love.
In a cat's eyes, all the sparkle of love.
The love of a cat is a gentle whisper to the soul.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Cats leave paw prints on your heart forever.
Happiness is a warm, purring cat.
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
short inspirational cat quotes
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats.
Every life should have nine cats.
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Whisker wonders.
Pawsitively purrfect.
Just cat things.
Meow or never.
Feline fine today.
Caturday vibes.
Living my best nine lives.
Purr machine activated.
Clawsome adventures.
Cat naps are life.
Whiskers and wonders.
Paw prints and dreams.
Meow is the way.
Fur real fun.
Purrfectly chill.
cat lover quotes funny
"A cat's idea of a perfect day is doing nothing, which is why we get along so well."
"Cats are like potato chips; you can't have just one, and they both make you gain weight."
"I'm not a cat lady, I'm the CEO of a very important cat appreciation society."
"Who needs therapy when you have a cat to judge you silently from across the room?"
"My cat is not spoiled, she's just well-supported in her luxurious lifestyle."
"Cats: because who else will knock things off the table just to watch your reaction?"
"I love my cat more than I love adulting, and that's saying something."
"A house without a cat is just a house; a house with a cat is a home full of unexpected adventures."
"If cats could talk, they'd probably just complain about the food."
"My cat thinks I'm his servant, and honestly, I'm okay with that."
cute cat quotes
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
A kitten is the rosebud in the garden of the animal world.
Cats are like potato chips; you can't have just one.
Purring is the sound of a cat composing a poem.
Every cat has a story, and it's usually adorable.
famous cat quotes
Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. - Ernest Hemingway
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo da Vinci
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley